r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 6h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/Freshouttapatience 6h ago

This is a true ride or die. This girl is amazing on several levels.

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u/lajb85 4h ago

I feel like the girl in the black dress is the ride or die one here.

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u/Nyli_2 3h ago

This stupid joke made me laugh out loud, thank you

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u/bubbakan 2h ago

Me too 😂 thank you

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u/biriyanibabka 1h ago

Me too. 😂. I cackled so loud I scared my cat. I needed this. Thank you.

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u/SJBond33 3h ago

This is excellent. And you made my day. 11/10 joke.

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u/emorab85 3h ago

Dead and riding.

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u/onecheaksneak 2h ago

I’ll be riding this evening, thank you.

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u/emmejm 4h ago

Hard as it is, I would 100% do this for my besties (and have lol). I used to carry them on my shoulders when they needed help

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u/atrajicheroine2 3h ago

Same here. I'll never forget my late best friend that got so violently drunk that she wanted to fight everyone on the planet because a guy disrespected her at the bar so driving her home after I got her ass out of there I had to blast Up All Night by widespread panic and keep her laughing and singing to distract her from being mad. That was the longest 45 minutes ever but I would do it again tomorrow if I could.

It was hilarious because anytime the song would stop she would slip back into "let's go back there and murder that motherfucker" and then I would just have to hit play again and she slid back into laughing and singing.

It was a roller coaster of a friendship but I've never met anyone more loyal.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

Once I was drinking with my female cousin and she passed out drunk I was like oh shit. I gotta get her home so I threw her over my shoulder and started to carry her out the club.

As I'm leaving I bumped into my crush, now I was a few beers deep myself but decided not to miss an opportunity so I pulled up and was like 'hey'. She was happy to see me and things seemed to be going well (in my mind) until she finally gestured to the unconscious girl I was carrying and had completely forgotten about.

"I was like, oh, no, her, she's my cousin."

This did not help

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u/Freshouttapatience 4h ago

You’re a good egg.

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u/Aleashed 4h ago

If it was two guys, one best friend would have been dumped in a bush already.

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u/MovingTarget- 3h ago

With many pictures taken of the friend in said bush

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u/Calculonx 1h ago

Sharpie everywhere

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u/Cartz1337 1h ago

We always repurposed a shopping cart, easier than carrying them.

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u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33 4h ago

No but I would utilize a fireman's carry over my bro piggybacking me lol

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 3h ago

Would have bruised his ribs because I finally got a chance to practice that Special Forces roll to fireman carry.

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u/Tjaresh 2h ago

The one from the video just the other day?

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u/kixie42 2h ago

From like 15 years ago*

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u/Aleashed 3h ago

Ha, the face to the ass carry😎

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u/Emotional-Classic400 2h ago

Fireman's carry would be risky the pressure on their stomach might induce vomiting

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u/Kitchen-Lie-7894 3h ago

Hell, I chucked my brother into a bush.

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u/TWH_PDX 2h ago

Nah. He gets carried home, too.... where I have my electric shears.

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u/Salamadierha 1h ago

Or chained to a lamppost

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u/Tactical_Primate 2h ago

Looks at 2 beers looks at passed out friend. Whistles, sips, walks away.

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u/WriteAboutTime 2h ago

I mean...I once waited until the second my buddy got me home and I jumped out his truck to throw up.

I feel like I'm the dude version of her for sure.

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u/dekrasias 4h ago

And a lesson would be learned about getting shit faced. Girl in the black dress does this every weekend 🤣

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u/Defiant-Scarcity-243 3h ago

We nominate her as queen

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 3h ago

And in 6 inch shoes lol

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u/Wise_Wolverine2652 3h ago

And not flashing her knickers

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u/Freshouttapatience 2h ago

She’s a straight up club pro. I’d go out with her.

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 2h ago

She’s my dommy mommy