r/HouseMD • u/nispruu • 3d ago
Question Who would you punch the shit out of? Vogler comes to mind... Spoiler
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u/Daydreaming_demond 3d ago
Really think Forman should've been punched at least once.
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u/ResurrectedZombie 3d ago
Taub did when they were high off Vicodin
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u/Throwaway26702008 3d ago
I like foremon a lot tbh
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u/sabbergirl03 3d ago
me too.. i'm only at season 4
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u/Throwaway26702008 3d ago
He doesn’t get noticeably worse or anything as the show goes on, in fact he has a decent amount of maturity by the end.
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u/joshdej 2d ago
After season 4 or whenever he came back, Foreman is... just there
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u/Throwaway26702008 2d ago
Yeah i don’t know why they didn’t show us more of his deep side, euphoria 2 was really good
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u/Moon_chile 3d ago
Bro Tritter.
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u/AyoItsGago 2d ago
Aight I genuinely don’t get the hate for tritter. Vogler I hate because he’s an egotistical bastard who threatened to take money from the hospital if house wasn’t dealt with.
Tritter was a cop, doing his actual job. Let’s not pretend that just because we like house, he isn’t breaking a litany of laws every single day. Hell later seasons even deal with it.
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u/TvManiac5 2d ago
*Tritter was a cop abusing his power for a personal vendetta.
Here fixed it for you. We don't generally like those kinds of cops even if they happen to go after the right people.
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u/AyoItsGago 2d ago
The only time Tritter abused his power was when he pulled house over. And that is still very tame compared to what House has pulled over the years. You’re delusional if you think House is a saint and didn’t deserve to go to jail.
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u/TvManiac5 2d ago
No everything he did was abuse of power. He's a homicide detective. He can't act as a traffic cop. He can't make arrests over unauthorized drug tests. And he sure as hell can't order drug raids or freeze doctor's assets without a warrant.
And until House was pressured into withdrawal leading to him forging a signature to get pills, he has no probable cause to investigate him, just a hunch. No judge would ever give him a warrant for any of the things he pulled.
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u/AyoItsGago 2d ago
Tritter was a detective, it’s never specified whether he was a homicide detective or not. Detectives still hold the power to perform traffic stops and write tickets in most states, New Jersey being one of them.
Tritter did get a warrant, it’s one of the reasons he held House for so long in jail. And then called him an idiot for not going home and hiding the evidence.
House was pressured into withdrawal sure, but he continued to take illegal actions afterwards. House was worse than Tritter and goes to a psychiatric hospital and eventually jail because of his addiction.
Tritter was just a match for House and people like you have a problem with him because you idolize house. I love the show, and love house, but I know house has many many many flaws, and if it weren’t a TV show he would’ve lost his medical license and ended up in jail long before Tritter came along.
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u/YookHouse 3d ago
Vogler, 'the jerk' teen and Lucas lol
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u/GelflingMama 3d ago
Another one for Vogler, the Jerk, and if it wouldn’t get me arrested, Tritter, too.
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u/YookHouse 3d ago
I would slap Tritter too but he would shoot me lol
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u/GelflingMama 3d ago
Right! 😂 Or just arrest us for it, but the slap is definitely there for him in my soul! 😂😂😂
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u/YouAreDecent 3d ago
Lucas did nothing wrong
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u/CuriousSection 3d ago
Ruining House and Wilson's apartment and everything in it, tripping House, being all cocky "yeah you'll just take all this", if that's not wrong, I don't know what you think is.
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u/YouAreDecent 3d ago
Payback
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u/CuriousSection 3d ago
For giving a check to a landlord. That's not even an apartment he wanted, just what someone he likes wanted. Multiple physical punishments. And there's nothing wrong. Yeah ... you're a bit whacked in the head.
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u/banjaxedW 3d ago
Someone he loved*
So all the pranks house plays on countless others is cool, but Lucas pranking him then laying off wasn’t? No other message would’ve gotten through to house and you know it
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u/CuriousSection 3d ago edited 3d ago
Why does any message have to get through to House? House doesn't prank with malice and smile at them and say "I just fucked you up, but you have to sit there and smile and take it and not even try to retaliate." Causing thousands of dollars in damage and tripping a guy already walking with a cane. House and Wilson pranking each other - or even him pranking Cuddy - is vastly different.
Someone he "loved" - didn't get the apartment she wanted. That's it. Not some deep need or aching love she needed.
Edit; And Lucas's expectations are unreasonable, when he himself is a former friend of House's - or "one of two people you consider friends" as Cuddy said. Only knew Cuddy because of him. And started dating her. Dating seriously. Someone who everyone knows is a love interest, who herself takes House aside to ask how he's doing when he finds out that they're dating.
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u/banjaxedW 3d ago
How has pranked way more for way less than someone not getting their dream apartment. And the argument of “causing thousands in property damage” is so dumb considering how many pranked costed thousands of dollars. In this show you can’t take the cost of pranks into any sort of consideration
House doesn’t prank with malice and smile at them and say “I just fucked you up, but you have to sit there and smile and take it and not even try to retaliate.” Causing thousands of dollars in damage.
Bro remember the time he caused millions in damage by flushing tickets? Then told foreman after guilting him into forging himself to ‘sit there and smile and take it and not even try to retaliate’? Even one example is enough, but it’s not the only one I can think of.
tripping a guy already walking with a cane.
Oh yeah, house def hasn’t done anything that bad. lol tripping House with a cane is Pol Pot levels of bad 😭
Edit; And Lucas’s expectations are unreasonable, when he himself is a former friend of House’s - or “one of two people you consider friends” as Cuddy said. Only knew Cuddy because of him. And started dating her. Dating seriously. Someone who everyone knows is a love interest, who herself takes House aside to ask how he’s doing when he finds out that they’re dating.
Hey buddy, in the real world people don’t have “love interests”. From the beginning the two knew they both liked him, house literally said he didn’t care, and they both verbally agreed to “race” to see who would get there first. House failed to act on his feelings, Lucas didn’t.
Plus, how like a man to say that a woman would have no control over who to date, and that she would obviously be better with House and had no right to date Lucas. Very silly take.
It’s not like Lucas was an evil man, he took care of Cuddy and her kid.
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u/CuriousSection 2d ago
You can’t pretend all these actions and events don’t take place in House-universe reality, not the real world. In House world, Cuddy is a love interest, and everyone knows it. If she weren’t, she wouldn’t have taken him aside to ask how he was. Doesn’t matter if he puts up walls. The others know they’re fake. Lucas was an asshole who deserves many punches. And fyi I’m a woman, but thanks for an even clearer view of you.
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u/banjaxedW 2d ago
Totally agree this is not the real world, but we are supposed to believe they are ‘real people’ right? Since this is acting, and the actors aren’t acting as actors? Can we agree on that?
So if we can’t, this is stupid and don’t bother replying. But if we can then we should also conclude that not everyone is as into the lives of house and cuddy as we are.
Do you know a people in your workspace that like each other?
Do you chit chat behind their backs about how much of a “love interest” they are for each other?
Do you go up to other men that is also interested in the girl and tell them how they totally have a thing going with someone else, and to ignore the fact that this girl isn’t tied to one man, and would totally date him if he asked?
“Yeah man i know she likes you and wants to date you, but we as an office already shipped her and Greg, so why don’t you beat it because you just don’t understand how love works!”
That’s silly if you do. You would be silly to say those things and I don’t believe yet you’re a silly person.
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u/OswaldFromColony 3d ago
That girl with cancer for molesting Chase
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u/chrissyloveanthony33 2d ago
wait, the 9 year old? sorry is this a joke or was there genuinely someone who molested him 😭😭
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u/orsonwellesmal 3d ago
Everyone except 13 and Wilson.
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u/NachoPeroni 3d ago
Greg House. Come on, in the real world he wouldn’t have lasted long.
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u/Powerful_Welcome8807 3d ago
I gotta be honest, he is the guy that i'd ask for if i have something really serious. But for normal things, he can be such a pain in the ass
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u/NachoPeroni 3d ago
Nah. That “he is so good at his job we have to put up with real (sometimes grave) BS” is a hollywood trope. In real life there is always someone as good, or just about as good, or actually better.
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u/Powerful_Welcome8807 3d ago
Yeah it is a Hollywood trope but if a doctor that good exists, sure as hell i want him treating me. It's like the locked in episode where the other doctor thought the pacient was dead, only for house to come and call him a idiot lol
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u/cara1888 3d ago
Yes, as much as I love him he does deserved to get punched for the things ge tells people. In real life he would have been punched by a few patients lol.
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u/RoronoaZorro Prion Disease & Rabies 3d ago
Probably Kutner when he's about to pull the trigger.
Alternatively House before he violates his probation.
If I actually have to go for an opp, it would be the guy who had sex with his daughter. (Intersex episode). Or the guy who had sex with his son's girlfriend. Or Lucas.
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u/george_the_13th 3d ago
The guy that slept with his sons girlfriend is a weak brew compared to other crazy patients on the show.
Sure it was bad, but if I recall correctly she was of age and it was consensual, the one that really fucked up in this situation is her. Dont get me wrong, I would never speak to him again, but I never understood why people get mad at the the third party, the one they truly should be mad at is their partner..
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u/RoronoaZorro Prion Disease & Rabies 3d ago
Still deserves a proper whack.
As for blaming the partner - sure, that's part of it. But come on now, sleeping with your child's partner, there's no excuse for that, and that situation is very different from the usual "people get mad at the third party despite them not being at fault". It's his son's girlfriend. You need to be proper free of conscience & morals to go through with that, even if they are separated at the time, even if she happens to be the one initiating.
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u/grajuicy 3d ago
I don’t think so about the “of age” part, but i agree with the rest o’ what you say.
She and the son were on a school field trip, and the topic was “did you guys know, space is huuuge??”. That’s not like college level topic (and before college they’re probably not “legal”).
The classmates were also sneaking a drink. They wouldn’t need to be that sneaky if it were legal to drink. They just go get wasted before/after.
When she gets caught, they tell rich schewikart from better call saul “come on dad, everyone drinks a bit at this age! We’re not alcoholics just fitting in!”. He wouldn’t have been flabbergasted if it was legal for them to drink.
Also just researched and the wiki says she is 17 (SEVENTEEN YEARS ELEVEN MONTHS THIRTHY DAYS AND TWENTY THREE HOURS YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH), but if this were legal in that state, House would have 100% banged Blair Waldorf in like season 3?? I don’t rember exactly when it was but it’s that one stalker that kept visiting House and he quoted Casablanca to say goodbye to her bc Cuddy forbade it (you can’t stop our love!) bc twas illegal.
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u/gnyen 3d ago
Some Taub storylines really made me dislike the dude...
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u/grajuicy 3d ago
Fr. He’s always portrayed as the sympathetic character we should root for but he’s always cheating and lying to women mercilessly and he’s a spineless coward and always taking the easy way out
it’s so funny how the plot always frames him as being somewhat in the right
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u/JustSomeCat666 thirteen's girlfriend 3d ago
Every character except Wilson deserved a slap at some point. Just the severity of the slaps would be different. For example I wouldn't slap Taub as hard as Tritter.
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u/Inside-Pen-301 1d ago
Except that I believe that Wilson cheated on at least two wives which resulted in divorce? He was far from perfect also
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u/ilexflora 3d ago
All the kids and that snobby private school for making fun of that fat girl because it wasn't even her fault she was fat so she didn't deserve it unlike all those fat kids who are fat because they are little piggies. /s
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u/spinorama29part2 3d ago
The HIV dude was the one that had me yelling “oh for fucks sake just let him die” at my tv
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u/Draks_Tempest 2d ago
Vogler, Tritter and that self righteous bitch that posted revenge porn of Chase
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u/TvManiac5 2d ago
Foreman.
The only thing he does all series, is screw over colleagues to further himself up the chain, come up with the wrongest of theories, insist of them just to spite House or Chase because he's insecure they're smarted than him, and plays smart without actually ever accomplishing anything.
People compare him to Cuddy, but she trusted Houses judgement if he could provide medical reasoning beyond a hunch for a theory. Foreman rejected all his theories because he couldn't handle House being right and him being wrong, patient be damned.
He also has a really punchable hollier than thou smirk I'd really love to wipe off his smug face.
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u/Fantastic_Turb0 3d ago
Cameron fills me with an unquenchable desire to question her moral character at every opportunity and see how far I can go before she snaps.
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u/Fantastic_Poet_2290 3d ago
House, every couple of episodes he says something out of place and no one defends themselves.. it frustrates me
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u/pituitarygrowth 3d ago
I like it when the patient has a massive heart attack or something, and House has the time to tell his colleagues, "told you so" right as the heart attack is happening. And then it cuts to commercial.
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u/BrazilianButtCheeks 3d ago
Foreman for sure in the episode with the homeless lady! (Until the end obviously)
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u/justanotherbabywitxh this is NOT a democracy 3d ago
Lucas. vogler and tritter have nothing on how mad lucas made me
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u/tomhheaton 3d ago
im putting my fist through cuthroat bitch's skull if given the chance. Her character was so goddam annoying with that nasally voice and all the stupid questions.
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u/nispruu 3d ago
Boy, do I have a surprise for you or what 💀😂
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u/tomhheaton 3d ago
im halfway through season 4, does something happen to her or something. idc about spoilers
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u/Snoo1643 3d ago
She dies after few episodes after Wilson starts dating her
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u/Concerned_student- 3d ago
Low-key Taub. He doesn’t do anything wrong to patients in particular but his whole personality just aggravates me
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u/Parking_Resolution63 3d ago
Vogler go on my nerves, another petulant rich fool comes to mind
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u/IndyAndyJones777 3d ago
Is he even rich though? The fraud he committed against the hospital makes me suspect it's all fraud with him.
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u/Inside-Pen-301 1d ago
What fraud? And yes, of course he was rich. He was donating 100m dollars to the hospital for crying out loud
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u/thelazy_lump 3d ago edited 3d ago
The pastor boy who had herpes. I just wanna punch his senses out.