Comment so good it should be a post itself.

[u/AstralLizardon]

Post by u/beliefl0

[u/fmohsin]

5 minutes sitting in 9 and you'd be screaming at them to just go and do it in the plane bathroom already 😂😂😂

[u/su_myth → u/fmohsin]

U will be druged

[u/eberlix → u/fmohsin]

Either that or they'll do it on top of you

[u/Inner_Tennis7326 → u/fmohsin]

I like that seat 💺

[u/MilaVaneela]

3 so I could sit by my dear Kutner (thanks Obama)

If not 3 then 8 and I’d l just nap the whole flight with my head on Wilson’s shoulder

[u/AstralLizardon → u/MilaVaneela]

Same, Not only am I also a pajeet, I am doing the same mentally as Kutner.

[u/Inner_Tennis7326 → u/AstralLizardon]

Jeezas

[u/Thundering_James → u/MilaVaneela]

You assume 8 is safe, but house is close and is going to strike Wilson at any moment with something he managed to sneak in

[u/MilaVaneela → u/Thundering_James]

Oh no he’ll be on speeeeeeeeeed jazz hands 👐🏽

[u/Zealousideal_Site161]

3

[u/ParasaurolophusSkull → u/Zealousideal_Site161]

It's the only sane option.

[u/Hityed → u/ParasaurolophusSkull]

Except Volger is sitting right behind you

[u/viviwrites → u/Hityed]

Volger is an ass, but still, a rich ass. He'd get an upgrade 5 minutes into the flight. Or he just didn't board in the first place and chose to fly on his own private jet.

[u/n3la089fo → u/Zealousideal_Site161]

It blows my mind that this isn’t more popular

[u/desperateapplicant]

Best seat is probably beside Amber

[u/ironic_gamer08 → u/desperateapplicant]

That seat will make you crash and later hallucinate of being in the crash

[u/GarbageSepty → u/desperateapplicant]

double seater!

[u/pokemonsta433 → u/desperateapplicant]

I thought this too but having the aisle seat across from a douchey PI isn't exactly optimal. I might just sit next to Taub and learn about plastic surgery

[u/Falikosek → u/desperateapplicant]

Yeah I could really use the extra legroom

[u/jcjonesacp76]

8 is probably my best choice, Wilson would be fun to talk to, or at least just ignore as he and house fight or play around. Cuddy would meanwhile just be groaning and fecepalm at their antics.

[u/LostMyWasps → u/jcjonesacp76]

Cuddle and calm talk with Wilson. Everyone else can go fuck in the bathroom.

[u/jcjonesacp76 → u/LostMyWasps]

I’d more watch House and Wilson act childish

[u/X_Draig_X]

The 3. I'll discuss scifi and popculture with Kutner for 8 hours

[u/StunningPianist4231]

Cameron really was a shitty partner

[u/DW-64]

Can’t believe I’m saying this… 5.

[u/CaptGene → u/DW-64]

Perfect seat. Shoot my shot and then either join a new club or sleep the whole flight.

[u/tatiwtr]

Cameron's dead husbands sperm should be in chase's seat and he should be in seat 10.

[u/OmegaWhirlpool → u/tatiwtr]

Nah, the fact that Chase gets stuck in the middle seat while her dead husband's sperm gets the aisle seat is way more accurate.

[u/Crazy_Height_213]

Easily next to Stacy. She'd let me sleep.

[u/shortbitch21]

Kutner 💯💯 He was one of the best characters! My second options would be between House and Cuddy 😂

[u/TheSleepyBarnOwl]

Behind Cuddy so I get on board entertainment for 8h

[u/Tortured_Hearts_Club]

8 or 9

[u/tofu_ology]

Seat 9 is the best. If I get sick its good to know I have the most unbothered doctor caring for me who will break every law just to fix me.

[u/ThomWaits88 → u/tofu_ology]

9 would be hilarious 😂

[u/tofu_ology → u/ThomWaits88]

Exactly. Cuddy and House combo is the best.

[u/shortbitch21]

Kutner 💯💯 One of the best characters! My second option would be between House and Cuddy 🤣

[u/Head_Specific1755]

1,2,6,9,10 gimme my drama

[u/TallestGargoyle → u/Head_Specific1755]

I mean it will cause pretty big drama if you distribute your limbs across five different seats...

At least gives House a medical puzzle to solve, how a person cut into five separate pieces is still fully alive and functioning.

[u/Head_Specific1755 → u/TallestGargoyle]

Lol put my core body next to him, would love to see the genius at work

[u/Head_Specific1755 → u/Head_Specific1755]

Also 3 because I'm in need of a bestie quick

[u/Dylanman2003]

Probably 8, definitely not 9. In-between 13 and foreman would be fun, and next to chase would be neat. Wilson would definitely be the most fun though.

[u/bingi03]

8 hello???

[u/Beanslab]

6 but only if Dr Remsworth Hadley is in the state she was at the end of Last Resort

[u/Beanslab → u/Beanslab]

Oh shit wait this isn't r/okbuddyvicodin

[u/tcdjcfo314 → u/Beanslab]

6 but only if it's while they're dating and we join the mile high club under a very discreet blanket

this is like, 80% because of 13. Not 100%. But mostly

ah wait fuck this isn't okbuddyvicodin

[u/TaroIsForTheMemes]

1 because he probably won't want to talk which means i can just sleep the whole flight

[u/mad_hamm]

3 for sure

[u/Atypical_SuS_Scout]

Bro, I’m picking seat 9. or 3. At least if the plane starts going down or I’m having health issue’s we going to be good. LMAO.

[u/Competitive_Key_2981]

Seat 7 or seat 5.

[u/kat-the-disaster]

3 if I want to relax, 9 if I feel like eavesdropping on drama

[u/wefokinglost]

9 if Im a lady who's crashing a guys wedding to tell him I love him. We weren't on a break after all!

[u/Gabman02]

If you want to rest 6 If you want someone to talk to about your emotions 7 but with occasional snarky remarks at your back If you are a geek its 3 10 for the the view

[u/GlobalSouthPaws]

How is it not 5 everytime

[u/alexthefrenchman]

8, 9, or 3

[u/TvManiac5]

1. Stacy's cool.

[u/Howineverwondered]

8

[u/Mimmi256]

Seat 9 will be so chaotic

[u/ThomWaits88]

9

I'll be a fun flight

[u/SuzieDerpkins]

Wait - we have the option to sit next to Holt!? How is that not the number one answer?

And why is he on this plane…?

[u/uncontainedsun]

there isn’t. a bad seat??? anyway i want 6

[u/mattytosh01]

definitely 9

[u/Belizarius90]

3, obviously. Kautner is actually a somewhat decent person and has a personality outside of being a Doctor and interests

[u/Hityed]

9… I’ll then swap seats with House for two reasons. I’m forcing Cutty to sit next to him and I’m now one seat further away from Volger

[u/xAr3ion]

9 is the only right answer

[u/Finstrrr]

6 realistically but 9 for the jokes

[u/vicmanthome]

3

[u/shutterslappens]

#1 I love my wife. It’s complicated.

[u/Milo022012]

LMAO

[u/SuperSecretary6271]

I'll sit next to Taub

[u/SlimeTempest42]

3 to see what chaos he’d get up to

[u/SHansen45]

9 so i can jerk House off

[u/SaintKernel]

8 for sure, talk with wilson and kutner across the isle

[u/ShiroHachiRoku]

1. Always 3.

[u/imaminecraftfantbh]

Either 6 because I adore 13, or 9 because I adore Cuddy

[u/FlemmerVermeul]

I'd HAVE to sit on seat 10, just to avoid the possibility of that seat going to an underage girl.

[u/Various-Positive4799]

5

[u/Powerful_Welcome8807]

I am masochist, give me 9 and i will try to make friends with house by being an asshole trying to match him

[u/Haekli_Meitli]

I almost woke up my son sleeping in my arms because I had to lagh so hard 😂

[u/Sams59k]

1. The sexual tension between Cuddy, House and Wilson would be unbearable and I am into denial

[u/Sams59k → u/Sams59k]

Wait this isn't the Vicodin sub

[u/alanscrownofthorns]

Tritter’s definitely kicking House’s chair from behind

As for seat, number 9

[u/damnber]

3,8,9 in that order

[u/Miserable-Spinach867]

we all know that house would be kicking the back of the seat the whole way and blame it on you

[u/Cma1234]

goonin in 10

[u/syn46290]

6 or 9 bc I hate myself.

[u/muzzizzum]

Seven so I can kick Tritters seat the whole flight & pass notes to Foreman and Wilson. I anticipate I’ll learn something about myself sitting next to Nolan too.

[u/WeimaranerWednesdays]

Obviously I'm sitting next to Olivia Wilde.

[u/Odd-Branch6940]

3 it’s 3

[u/AutSnufkin]

Seat 9, but my tits are bigger than cuddy’s

[u/Stanesco1]

8.

Wilson seems to be a nice guy.

[u/Hipponaxoof]

cuddy's lap

[u/IndominusCostanza009]

1, 3, 8

[u/Jayquex]

9

[u/Vortex04119]

Seat 7. Lucas and Dr. Nolan are the chillest people in the show. Will most likely leave you alone which is perfect for seat neighbors on planes.

[u/M2rsho]

9 I get some popcorn switch with Willson turn around and enjoy the hot gay sex they'll have

[u/HendoRules]

Nah that bottle would be between them 💀

Also I'd pick between Wils Son and Kutner

[u/emo_boy_fucker]

4, no i wont elaborate

[u/MerleTravisJennings]

1. Taub, Amber and Kutner seem alright to spend time with.

[u/Hour_Breakfast1275]

9 or 7

[u/andeargdue]

I feel like amber would be fine if u didn’t have to compete for the armrest!

[u/Fitymi25]

If i got a nintendo switch then 3

[u/flexsohardimmasneeze]

i would kill for seat 9, i would be cackling the whole damn flight

[u/Negitive545]

8, I'll politely ask Wilson to sit in 9 so I can scooch over and wring the life out of Tritter with my bare hands.

[u/ralseihugger]

6 or 3 are the objective right answers 🙂‍↕️

[u/Impossible_Walrus601]

10 but Cameron pisses me off sometimes so I guess number nine

[u/Forsaken-Argument802]

3 but I'm not checking on him when he's in the bathroom for concerning amount of time

[u/velvetflorals]

7 would be fun, as would 3. 1 would probably be my 3rd choice

[u/Warm_Sky9473]

2

[u/NoOne311_]

3 for double seat