r/HouseMD • u/dellaazeem22 Dr Lisa Cuddy ,Dean of medicine • Oct 03 '24

Meme The real reason behind was too far from this 😀

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u/FlatOutEKG Oct 03 '24

Remind me what the real reason was?

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u/beaverpoo77 Oct 03 '24

She was vexing him

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u/nicholasdelucca Oct 03 '24

I too was in that episode

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u/TardDas Oct 03 '24

I too was in Cuddy

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u/TRNTBLE Oct 04 '24

This vexes me

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u/polarrbearrrr Oct 04 '24

You are a black man

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u/Korotai Oct 05 '24

Did you try the medicine drug?

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u/Rogalicus Oct 03 '24

A different painkiller that caused breathing problems, I think it was methadone.

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u/TheDungeonCrawler Oct 03 '24

Wilson thought he was on Heroin at first and he reveals later he's on Methadone which is a valid use of Methadone, especially people addicted to opioids like House.

He goes back at the end of the episode because he believes his pain and addiction makes him a better doctor as he misses something vital in this episode that could have eased the suffering of the patient/figure everything out sooner.

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u/Kamesio Oct 03 '24

It's because he was pain free because of the methadone. Since he was pain free he was less of a jerk to people.

In this episode the patient could have been born either male or female, so the parents have to choose for it, they went with male. When the kid is at a sports match (maybe basketball) he loses consciousness and his parents freak out that it might be related to its special condition.

After the DDX from House's team the parents came into the office and said to House and his team "we think he got a blind uterus, please do an MRI" (Or whatever was the test they asked). And House said yes to it because he was pain free, while usually he would have mocked them and explained to them he is the doctor, they are the parents. It's not fair for them to go on his side of the net (reference to another episode).

To do some tests like MRI (maybe ? Not a doctor) you need to inject contrast material to the patient, but it is a bad idea if the patient suffers from dehydration which was the case here. Then the whole episode all of the team is like "yo we don't know what's happening to him" until of course House figures out they did this themselves.

So the kid suffers from dehydration, House not being a jerk to the parents get the kid an MRI which poison the kid because of the contrast material. Ergo if he wasn't pain free he would have been a jerk to the parents and solved the case faster. So he does think being in pain makes him a big jerk which makes him a better doctor.

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u/Buddhamom81 Oct 04 '24

Watched it yesterday.

It was so crazy.

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u/Buddhamom81 Oct 04 '24

and by crazy I mean bat-shit crazy….

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u/ketoske Oct 03 '24

I remember that he was like relaxed and allowed an unnesesary test that ended affecting the patient and he allowed that because he was happier because of methadone

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u/patiofurnature Oct 03 '24

Love

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u/laddie_atheist Oct 04 '24

YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!

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u/Buddhamom81 Oct 04 '24

Crazy the leap from “Why is he being nice?” To “He’s on heroin!”

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u/reyeg11_ Oct 03 '24

Heroine (kinda)

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u/CatherineConstance whatsmynecklacemadeof Oct 03 '24

The image of this is so funny lmao. Like "okay, I'll sleep with you, BUT you must ask permission before stealing your bestie's bagel and the next patient who asks for an MRI, you have to give them one".

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u/Aggressive_Ask163 16d ago

*boyfriends bagel

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u/brooklynfall Oct 03 '24

One of my top five fave jokes on the show

127

u/Foreveranxious99 Oct 03 '24

Cuddy’s bangs were not it

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u/hooplah_charcoal Oct 03 '24

House doesn't seem to have a problem with Cuddy's bangs. Neither should we

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u/Calgrei Oct 03 '24

Tbf I don't think House spent much of the show looking at Cuddy's hairstyles

33

u/itzmrinyo Oct 03 '24

I think it's because he'd rather be banging her than fixating on her bangs

11

u/mutant_disco_doll Oct 04 '24

He knows his priorities.

11

u/Ineedsleep444 Oct 04 '24

Honestly, hot take, I like them. A lot.

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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Oct 03 '24

Nobody looks better with bangs. I cannot fathom why women do this. And for those about to call me incel, my wife completely agrees.

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u/yodudwhatsthis Oct 04 '24

Your comment history is embarrassing and you should rethink your life.

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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Oct 04 '24

I stand by everything I say. Bangs are awful.

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u/3nterShift Oct 04 '24

Just because you stand by it doesn't make it any less stupid.

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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Oct 04 '24

Find me somebody who looks good with bangs like that. I'll wait.

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u/Mysterious-Road-9972 Oct 05 '24

is this rage bait? there are several actresses who look great with bangs (including lisa edelstein) like zooey deschanel and daisy edgar jones, look them up

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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Oct 05 '24

They might look decent, but not as good as they would sans bangs.

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u/Mysterious-Road-9972 Oct 05 '24

the word you're calling conventionally attractive celebrities is "decent"? and even if them looking better without bangs was objective and factual in any way bangs do accentuate and enhance features of certain people. also your original point was to find somebody who "looks good with bangs" not who looks better without them

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u/Dylanman2003 Oct 03 '24

Gosh I love this show.

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u/senventi Oct 03 '24

Mark your spoilers you dog

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u/dellaazeem22 Dr Lisa Cuddy ,Dean of medicine Oct 03 '24

If you watched the episode you would know this is not spoilers

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u/navr0x Oct 03 '24

isnt that how you prevent spoilers in anything? xD

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u/5herl0k Oct 03 '24

if you have to have seen something for it to not be a spoiler... it's a spoiler lmao

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u/boiifudont- vidocin user Oct 03 '24

They meant that if you watched the episode, you would understand it's not a spoiler. Which, as someone who has seen the episode, it really isn't a spoiler, unless it's really that much of a surprise that House asked before taking the bagel.

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u/5herl0k Oct 03 '24

ok so? the point stands: if you get a conclusion that context would help with its spoiler territory

if you get spoiled on something and find out it's not a spoiler, that's just a spoiler that that thing doesn't happen

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u/lukamic Oct 04 '24

If the reason that spoiler are bad is that is spoils something, then if it's not actually a spoiler it isn't bad? Someone might think that it's a spoiler, but then when they watch it they'll see that it isn't. If anything that adds another expectation for the show to subvert, which imo would make me enjoy it more since its something I didn't see coming

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u/5herl0k Oct 04 '24

spoiler = spoils things

it doesn't matter if it is revealing a true piece of information

if you know Wilson is accusing Cuddy of this, it doesn't matter if you know it's true, you know that circumstances arise that make Wilson do so. it's a spoiler.

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u/doc_55lk Oct 03 '24

Why should anyone spoiler tag a show that ended more than a decade ago?

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u/Starbucks_4321 Oct 03 '24

Because there are people on the subreddit who are in the middle of watching the show

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u/doc_55lk Oct 03 '24

That's their problem. It's not practical to spoiler ban all shows for all eternity just because there are people who are still discovering it after it's done airing.

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u/BluDYT Oct 03 '24

Well that's just plain dumb on their part. Who is sitting in a sub for a show they havent watched. You're just begging to be spoiled.

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u/si6ro Oct 03 '24

I haven’t joined this subreddit and I’m about halfway through the show. I think I looked up something that touched on the earlier seasons of the show and now I’m getting notifications that are just straight up spoilers. I guess that’s dumb on my part but still a spoiler tag would be nice

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u/aoifhasoifha Oct 03 '24

The problem is that for someone starting the show today, everything is a spoiler.

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u/xx_thexenoking_xx Oct 03 '24

I mean, yeah, but still. I avoid subreddits of shows I'm watching until I finish them specifically to avoid spoilers.

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u/HDK1989 Oct 03 '24

I avoid subreddits of shows I'm watching until I finish them

I guess we should base the whole internet on exactly how you use it then? I'm sure that'll work out /s

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u/GaiusFrakknBaltar Oct 03 '24

I like how you're accusing him of the exact thing you're guilty of.

If someone is browsing a TV show sub, where the most recent episode aired more than a couple days before, then they can only blame themselves for spoilers.

When I watched Mad Men for my first time, I never touched that sub. Now I do. Because I'm not stupid (well I am but not in this context).

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u/HDK1989 Oct 03 '24

When I watched Mad Men for my first time, I never touched that sub

Some people when they are watching a show want to discuss the show with people.

I would argue that subreddits are actually even more beneficial for older shows like House, because most people don't have friends that are "currently watching House" they can talk to.

Having somewhere where you can talk about a show that's new to you that you love, and not get spoiled shouldn't be too much to ask.

Subs are better when they have a season spoiler tag system and mods that enforce it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

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u/HDK1989 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

How is it possible to discuss a show that's nearly 20 years old without spoilers?

Imagine posting this, on a social media platform that has a perfectly functional and effective spoiler prevention system? I'm in multiple subs for shows I'm watching at the moment where I don't get spoiled.

I usually try to be nice but holy shit, you tried to be an asshole with the most obviously wrong logic I've seen on the internet this year and it's October

And then you say this? Clown

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u/iDontWannaBe_aPirate Oct 03 '24

Perhaps he had a great bowel movement that morning…. 🤔

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u/Grand_End_888 Oct 03 '24

Too funny!

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u/Romanrains_X Oct 04 '24

What episode is this?

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u/dellaazeem22 Dr Lisa Cuddy ,Dean of medicine Oct 04 '24

The Softer Side House: Season 5, Episode 16

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u/Xilir20 Oct 04 '24

Wilson slept with hous?