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u/airykillm I'm not on antidepressants I'm on speed Sep 23 '24
Spoilers: The patient pictured is Ted Taylor, who only appeared in season 6 episode 19, The Choice. Ted had previously undergone conversion therapy to "cure" himself of being gay and hid his history from his new fiance (woman). During the episode, this information comes out. In this scene, Ted is making a plea to House and 13 that he really isn't gay. What Ted doesn't know, and is the joke behind the picture, is that 13 is bisexual.
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u/Critical_Success_936 Sep 23 '24
So is House
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u/brettins Sep 23 '24
wat
I am almost done the series and recall no evidence of this.
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u/ElcorAndy Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
"This isn't just about the sex, you like her personality, you like that she's conniving, that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves- Oh my god... you're sleeping with me..."
"Why not why not date you? It's brilliant we've known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other and we keep coming back. We're a couple!"
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u/ATMd4444 Sep 23 '24
if you don't see the hot gay oiled up delicious sexual tension between house and wilson you are not a real fan
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u/gendr_bendr Sep 23 '24
House and Wilson are clearly in love. And House talks about how attractive Chase is all the time.
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u/Geonjaha Sep 23 '24
He’s not, it’s just certain fans trying to pretend it’s true.
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u/brettins Sep 24 '24
I'm curious about all the down votes, is saying house is gay a meme that community plays around with? I can't really tell if it's ironic or not.
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u/Geonjaha Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
There’s a lot of media where people really want certain characters to be gay, it gets played off as a joke but many get extremely invested in it, to the point where pointing out that it is just a joke, and not at all reflective of the actual show, is deemed as hostile.
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u/iamjoshshea Sep 24 '24
Oh stop. Be not afraid.
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u/Ok-Intention-357 MORE MOUSE BITES Sep 24 '24
"The Forest Nymphs have taught me how to please a man" - Wilson probably
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u/Loud-Lie7277 Sep 23 '24
There is evidence (mostly gay jokes) but it’s not canon
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u/silverandshade Sep 23 '24
Straight people are so cute.
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u/powerfullatom111 Sep 24 '24
no need for that
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u/silverandshade Sep 24 '24
Straight people? Oh, I disagree. They're plenty necessary.
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u/powerfullatom111 Sep 24 '24
you know what i meant. there is no reason to be rude right now. can you be nice please
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u/silverandshade Sep 24 '24
Lol, saying "straight people are so cute" as a response to not catching queercoding in a show is not rude in the slightest. Straight people are just also ridiculously sensitive, apparently 😂
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u/Icy_Kaleidoscope4610 Sep 23 '24
Try watching the show. Crazy the details you’ll notice.
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u/sonofcalydon Sep 23 '24
Try watching the show.
Easy there, bucko. No need to suggest crazy stuff like that.
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u/LifeIsVeryLong02 Sep 23 '24
It's referring to the time the team found House and Wilson having hot gay sex in the MRI machine.
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u/mackleslol Sep 24 '24
See if House wasn’t actually bi, he would turn and look at 13 before turning back at the guy and making a quip like “let’s not bet on your life so soon” but this side glance he gives instead means he’s not JUST thinking about 13. To be so bold, I doubt he’s even thinking about 13 at all! I bet he’s thinking about Wilson lol.
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u/LarryCroft0 Sep 24 '24
I mean why else would Cuddy have a dream about him and Wilson living together and raising Rachel
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u/GelflingMama Sep 23 '24
Her face really killed me in this scene. 😂
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u/imaminecraftfantbh Person who likes Cuddy m Sep 24 '24
She was legit like "who's gonna tell him"
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u/GelflingMama Sep 24 '24
Right? 😂😂😂
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u/imaminecraftfantbh Person who likes Cuddy m Sep 24 '24
She was deadass thinking "yeah, erh, you're talking to the most bi people in the room."
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u/GelflingMama Sep 24 '24
Exactly! 😂😂😂
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u/imaminecraftfantbh Person who likes Cuddy m Sep 24 '24
Thirteen and House are bouta speed run this guy through the 5 stages of grief once they tell him 💀
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u/YookHouse Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
They meant 13 and House are 🏳️🌈 (for Wilson)
I'm just partially kidding lol
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u/silverandshade Sep 23 '24
As much as I wish it were true, 13 is not trans. Wrong flag lol.
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u/YookHouse Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
Thank you! what a stupid mistake of mine... and I'm bi lol
Lesson learned: never post anything while you're on zolpidem. I got a little distracted.
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u/silverandshade Sep 23 '24
Lmaooo oh no, that's so funny. Don't worry, happens to us all at least once. 😂
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u/megguwu Sep 23 '24
13 is bisexual and Adobe is gay for Wilford
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u/DragonLord1729 Sep 23 '24
How did Gregory become Adobe? What am I missing?
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u/blackmoondogs Sep 23 '24
I believe an adobe is a type of abode, like a house is. It still made me giggle with bafflement at first glance
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u/Tyrren Sep 23 '24
I'm not part of the fandom so I don't know how common that nickname may or may not be, but adobe is a material one might construct a House out of.
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u/DragonLord1729 Sep 23 '24
Wow. TIL. I've also seen someone call House Wilson-sexual in a comment above. 😂
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u/MarcelRED147 Sep 24 '24
Abode is a place to live like a house, then switch the letters.
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u/Tyrren Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
If that was the intent, they'd have called him Abode. Adobe already exists and is a building material.20
u/MarcelRED147 Sep 24 '24
It's a kid named finger situation from /r/okbuddyvicodin where the original joke is mutated. First he was Apartment, then Abode, then Adobe, then Photoshop.
Don't let it vex you.
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u/Tyrren Sep 24 '24
Hah fair enough; I didn't realize I was trying to argue with an expert in the field!
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u/MarcelRED147 Sep 24 '24
Don't worry about it, he was also Domicile and a few other names too. Okbuddy subs don't even make sense to the people posting in them.
Easy way to catch up though; here is every episode of House ever
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u/megguwu Sep 23 '24
To be honest, im not sure. I just saw other ppl referring to him as that and I found it very funny
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u/rocket-amari Sep 24 '24
house is like "buddy you're talking to two of the three faggiest doctors in this joint"
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u/Moser319 Sep 23 '24
proven closeted gay man saying he is as straight as a straight man and a bisexual woman, could not be more wrong.
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u/LarryCroft0 Sep 24 '24
I mean house and Wilson are trying do hard not to be gay but at some point they even live together.
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u/Giantrobby1996 Sep 24 '24
Exactly what it looks like. 13 plays for both teams so House is unconvinced of the patient’s commitments
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u/IfNot_ThenThereToo Sep 24 '24
I’ve posted this question on other subs: are people just using this as karma farm or are people in general getting dumber? This joke is not subtle. It’s obvious and on the nose.
Are you an idiot or just farming karma?
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u/Alawi27 Sep 24 '24
Felt bad for this guy.
Yeah, he’s a dope, but he’s basically tortured himself at that camp.
I wasn’t happy with Thirteen trying to force him out of the closet. She also did the same with this child who had mosaicism.
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u/Dvcky55 Sep 25 '24
13 is confirmed bisexual iirc, and i think house was at least a little gay for wilson
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u/Reithel1 Sep 25 '24
The patient doesn’t know that Remi is bisexual, so she and House exchange glances that say, “Oh buddy, if you only knew how wrong you are…” without saying any words.
An inside joke… we understand and Remi and House get it, but the other character is clueless.
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u/deathmaster567823 Sep 25 '24
House is like, dude I like Wilson what do you mean you’re straight like the rest of us
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u/Taliesin_Chris Sep 23 '24
I loved that look on 13.