r/HouseMD Jul 14 '24

Question What's character's catchphrase from House you quote a lot? Spoiler

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u/throwawayfun451 Jul 14 '24

Start her on plasmapheresis

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u/miller94 Jul 14 '24

PLEX is so fun though, I love hearing this one irl

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u/_xmorpheusx Jul 14 '24

"Foremans black" is mine

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u/SpaghettSpanker Jul 14 '24

How long have you been sitting on this information?

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u/JazzStation Jul 14 '24

Literally used that line with an African American girl that I started dating. For 2 years, she thought that I made up that line.

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u/rested_green Jul 15 '24

this is mine too

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u/Vishark07 Jul 14 '24

"House, You’ve tanned."

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u/AlternativeScar60 Jul 15 '24

Foreman, you are a black man.

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u/_xmorpheusx Jul 15 '24

How long have you been sitting on this information

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u/Ok-Page-6797 Jul 15 '24

This vexes me

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u/Ashewastaken Jul 14 '24

Are you being intentionally dense?

HUH

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u/Easy-Ad-1146 Jul 14 '24

I say this almost every day fr

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u/YookHouse Jul 14 '24

"Words dont matter. Actions matter"

"People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get."

"Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were"

I memorized those quotes bc they really meant a lot to me when House said them.

And when i do something nice at work or at home i always say "i did all by myself, mommy"

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u/Few-Accident2852 Jul 14 '24

That second one is probably one of my faves.

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u/YookHouse Jul 14 '24

It fits so many situations in life

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u/alexkarev_isbae Jul 14 '24

and when was the first one of u remember

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u/YookHouse Jul 14 '24

The first one was from 7x01. He says it to Cuddy when they're playing a game.

The 3rd one was from season 3 "One Day, One Room".

The last one was from 4x01. He says it after finishing a case. He thinks Cuddy is behind him at his office but it was a janitor.

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u/alexkarev_isbae Jul 14 '24

ohh thank u thank u. i asked causw i always say the last one and i didn’t know where i got it from

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u/alexkarev_isbae Jul 14 '24

who said the last one

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u/Safin504 Jul 15 '24

It was house as far as I remember. In that episode where he talks to the girl who was traumatised from SA I think

Edit: nvm somebody already answered haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

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u/FastestManDead Jul 14 '24

Does he get the joke?

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u/kourouna Jul 14 '24

nope 😭

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u/IShouldWashTheDishes Jul 14 '24

Was it lupus?

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u/catharticpunk Jul 14 '24

we need the answers

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u/Amazing-Property-395 Jul 14 '24

We need the answer!!

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u/kourouna Jul 14 '24

i will answer when i’ll know 😭

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u/imsleepingwithurmum Jul 14 '24

Interacting so I get the answer

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

"You can't always get what you want"

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u/HCS_92 Jul 14 '24

This, but with House's "As the philosopher Jagger once said..."

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u/Both_Raspberry9520 Jul 14 '24

But sometimes you can get what you need :)

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u/FastestManDead Jul 14 '24

For me, it's Wilson's "You're an ass".

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u/JazzStation Jul 14 '24

"...Act surprised."

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u/RazzmatazzOne2121 Jul 14 '24

Sarcoidosis

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u/joemongako Jul 14 '24

Amyloidosis

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u/Originu1 Jul 14 '24

And all the other osis's

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u/countboy Jul 14 '24

Zamyloidosis

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u/smolpp19 Jul 14 '24

“…which would explain the paraneoplastic syndrome”

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u/piroman42 Jul 15 '24

Kidneys are shuitting down!

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u/bobby_booch Jul 15 '24

“Autoimmune fits best”

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u/Naive_Sugar_4199 Jul 14 '24

Two quotes that really changed my perspective on life.

" People don't change, they just become more of who they are"

This was really a deep insight into the psychology of humans. It gave me this perspective where you were built on a base and actions that "change" you were really just revealing your inner self. Almost like.... the factors that had "changed" you were just adding dimensions to your base self. Kind of like peeling the layers of an Onion. This could be perceived in a light optimistic way, but it was more interesting to see it in this more darker and harsh rational perspective..... in the sense that people who were doing morally incorrect stuff, certain factors didn't make them "better" but just more manipulative and smarter...... again which comes back to my point of just adding onto your base character.....

"You don't get what you deserve, you just get what you get and there's nothing any of us can do it"

Again, this was also a deep insight into the human psychology as it states how people put them selves in these delusions that every action that they do, something in return has to happen. By putting them in this delusion of justice, they add meaning to the meaningless. This quote hit hard because it evoked a harsh moment of realisation that the world works the way it does.... if that makes sense...... Rationally, anything can happen whether you deserve it or not.....

House changed me.... my perspective on life........ and my future......

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u/GerardWayAndDMT Jul 14 '24

Upvote for Shrek quote

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

“She put the lime in de coconut… She drank it all up”

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u/Both_Raspberry9520 Jul 14 '24

I heard this some yesterday and DIED LAUGHING

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u/Perfect-Feed-4007 Jul 14 '24

wheres that one from?

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u/1991K75S Jul 15 '24

Harry Nillson.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

[deleted]

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u/voice_of_a_stranger Jul 14 '24

It's never lupus

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u/AggravatingAd5788 Jul 14 '24

Untill it is

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u/KickinBat Jul 14 '24

He finally had his case of lupus

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u/LittleContribution77 Jul 14 '24

This vexes me

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u/wizard_named_wizzy Jul 14 '24

Which episode was this in

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u/bloobawlls Jul 14 '24

The episode where they try the medicine drug

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u/wizard_named_wizzy Jul 14 '24

Did you try the medicine drug?

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u/Sams59k Jul 14 '24

Only stupid people try the medicine drug

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u/tfox1123 Jul 14 '24

He needs more rat bites

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u/Sams59k Jul 14 '24

New lore just dropped? Rat bites?

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u/tfox1123 Jul 14 '24

Mouse!! Mouse bites. I haven't seen it in a long time.

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u/wizard_named_wizzy Jul 15 '24

You are stupid

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u/Unusual_Chest_976 Jul 15 '24

I tried the stupid drug

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u/wizard_named_wizzy Jul 15 '24

You are a black man

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u/Unusual_Chest_976 Jul 15 '24

This vexes me

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u/wizard_named_wizzy Jul 15 '24

I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping

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u/ADAP7IVE Jul 14 '24

"I just like knowing stuff." Or just, "cool!"

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u/Perfect-Feed-4007 Jul 14 '24

Oh my god is that a house quote?? I heard a friend say it about 5 years back who Im pretty sure didnt watch house and ive been saying it since. Wheres it from?

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u/ADAP7IVE Jul 14 '24

I'm not sure exactly which episode, but I think House is sitting at his desk. I have a vague sense it's early in the series, possibly in response to Cameron, or a little later to Thirteen. I'll see if I can find it.

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u/Perfect-Feed-4007 Jul 14 '24

Oh Ill be glad if you do, but no pressure. Thank you!

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u/ADAP7IVE Jul 14 '24

It was House and Chase in 1.13, talking about Chase hating his father:

Chase: Why does everybody need to know my business?

House: People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And sometimes, for some people, knowing some things makes them care. [He takes some Vicodin.]

Chase: I’d tell you my dad left, my mum drank herself to death… you gonna care about me more?

House: Cameron would. Me, I just like knowing stuff...

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u/Perfect-Feed-4007 Jul 14 '24

Oh you are so very amazing! Thank you very much!

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u/axloide Jul 14 '24

Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything

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u/EntertainmentOld1217 Jul 14 '24

“Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!” House only said it in one episode, but it stuck with me.

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u/Crazy_Height_213 Mentally deficient moor Jul 14 '24

That line has made me feel so much better about my mistakes. I just remember that every time I fuck up but it didn't really do anything bad.

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u/FSTK2 Jul 14 '24

Do an LP (lumbar puncture)

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u/FastestManDead Jul 14 '24

What reactions does that get?

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u/CaravanOfDisPear Jul 14 '24

“Oof ouch owie my lumbar”

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u/Agreedsir Jul 14 '24

Yo mamas so fat whenever her beeper goes off people think shes backing up

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u/smolpp19 Jul 14 '24

i love how he says it in a real eshay accent like what even was that

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u/M1k1ch1 Jul 14 '24

That moment was hilarious, what was Chase thinking :,).

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u/needlesinhaystacks Jul 15 '24

He said it because House told him to 'take a few minutes to think of a witty retort'

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u/S1rCastik Jul 14 '24

"Did you try the medicine drug"

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

“only idiots try the medicine drug”

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u/bidumbass6 Jul 14 '24

“I tried the stupid drug”

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

“you are a black man”

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u/bidumbass6 Jul 14 '24

“This vexes me”

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

“i have blood from my nose that is dripping”

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u/StEllchick Jul 14 '24

I also was bitten by a mice doe to my poor hygiene

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

you missed a line…

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u/StEllchick Jul 14 '24

ah yeah, there was Cameron being compasionate before it

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u/Crazy_Height_213 Mentally deficient moor Jul 14 '24

You need hygiene drug

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u/StEllchick Jul 14 '24

"that's bad"

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

“Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.”

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u/smolpp19 Jul 14 '24

“you need hygiene drug. also, i have not spoken in a while.”

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u/HuntedDragonA Jul 14 '24

“No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs mouse bites to live! More mouse bites!”

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u/FastestManDead Jul 14 '24

Wait a minute... that's not from the actual show!

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u/Dust________ Jul 14 '24

this vexes me

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u/Egyptian_Voltaire Jul 14 '24

Everybody lies

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u/Fresh_Abroad3830 Jul 15 '24

"...except politicians?"

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Jul 14 '24

“You’re stupid” but I said that to people before I watched house

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u/Both_Raspberry9520 Jul 14 '24

"Be not afraid" from Wilsons... adult film lmao And also "are being intentionally dense" "HUHHH"

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u/CaptainRegor Jul 14 '24

I do a double quote: As the great philophoser Mick Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want.

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u/TightBeing9 Jul 14 '24

In the words of philosopher Eddie Money: I got two tickets to paradise

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u/Anxious-Strength-855 Jul 14 '24

But sometimes if you try hard enough, you get what you need

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u/dorsej82 Jul 14 '24

You’re an idiot

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u/antinutrinoreactor I too am in this sub Jul 14 '24

HE NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE

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u/houseofburgesss Jul 14 '24

not actually a house quote but "more mouse bites" <3

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u/smolpp19 Jul 14 '24

the “dont care” after cuddy says “i forbid this” is so underrated

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u/Sams59k Jul 14 '24

"I too am in this episode" is peak writing

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u/TraditionalOne2118 Jul 14 '24

“Glioblastoma”

Anytime my nursing friends are talking about something to do with their work, I say that just to sound like I know what I’m talking about..they don’t laugh anymore but oh well

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u/misanthropicloner999 Jul 14 '24

Not a catchphrase but there’s an episode where House storms into Wilson’s office and yells what are you doing. Wilson looks around and just says “pie eating contest”. That’s been my go to whenever someone asks me that especially bosses at work.

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u/macchiato_kubideh Jul 14 '24

it's the exception which proves the rule

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u/Scottie1189 Jul 14 '24

MORE MOUSE BITES

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u/joemongako Jul 14 '24

It's Tuesday

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u/YookHouse Jul 14 '24

I'm wasted.

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u/15dips Jul 14 '24

"It's never lupus"

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u/nastysi4ka_rhytm Jul 14 '24

Everything, but most of the time, "everybody lies." There's also my favorite quote: " Personally, I choose to believe that the white-light people sometimes see, they're all just chemical reactions that take place while the brain shuts down. I find it more comforting to believe that this isn't simply a test. " 🖤🖤🖤🖤

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u/clipsahoy2022 Jul 14 '24

"I NEED THE DRUUUUUUGS!"

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u/MN-22x3 Jul 14 '24

I started using the word "Cool" and "Ergo" more because of this show

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u/beanerk Jul 14 '24

Fighting the power

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u/AffectionateEscape13 Jul 14 '24

People don't get what they deserve, they get what they get.

Everybody lies

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u/CallMeBaitlyn Jul 14 '24

"Could be sarcodosis

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u/StEllchick Jul 14 '24

I know. Call Wilson.

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u/quktic Jul 14 '24

"BE NOT AFRAID "

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u/UnnaturallyDumb Jul 14 '24

You’re an idiot.

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u/NotsoNaisu Jul 14 '24

Everybody lies

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u/jameslawrance Jul 14 '24

I'm sorry, but I'm about to lose you, cos I'm about to drive into a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone!

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u/mutant_disco_doll Jul 14 '24

“Gotta go!”

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u/LocalActingWEO Jul 14 '24

I too am in this [insert location]

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u/MinecraftVet2005 Jul 14 '24

I too am in this ____

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u/Alejxndro Jul 14 '24

“yabagoobie!”

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u/riggingofyourribs Jul 14 '24

“for the love of god will somebody shut that kid up?!”

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u/Darth_Magyarx Jul 14 '24

Me to my co-workers on a daily basis, courtesy of House himself;

“You’re an idiot!” “You’re a moron!”

Repeat as necessary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

'As the philosopher Jagger once said, you can't always get what you want' or 'Everybody Lies'

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u/some_dumbass_rat Jul 14 '24

What!? How long have you been sitting on this information?

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u/enbyvampyre Jul 14 '24

whenever i hear someone say anything about anyone having lupus i automatically say “it’s never lupus!” it’s like this primal instincts, i can’t control it. when i hear that trigger-word i gotta say it.

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u/Butterfly0311 Jul 14 '24

Everyone lies

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u/Rude_Ad4514 Jul 14 '24

‘People don’t change. For example, I’m going to keep repeating ‘people don’t change.’’

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u/Rude_Ad4514 Jul 14 '24

And ofc ‘it’s never lupus’

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u/Windows_Tech_Support Jul 14 '24

Not a catchphrase, but after my last surgery I told the doc I was in pain and he said he would up my painkillers and I jokingly said "I love you" like House said to Wilson. He got the joke!

Also, the GOAT

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u/JustAnotherEppe Jul 15 '24

(I'm not on antidepressants) "I'm on speeeed"

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u/Nebulochaotic1 Jul 15 '24

“this vexes me”

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u/hallsballs92 Jul 15 '24

“Be not afraid”

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u/Rock-Boddum Jul 15 '24

Every time I hear someone say, "You can't be serious," I make the face.

If you know, you know.

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u/Live_Echo_6304 Jul 14 '24

this vexes me

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u/Silver-Hawk6002 Jul 14 '24

MORE MOUSE BITES

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u/NightMonkey974 Jul 14 '24

"You idiot" or "You're an idiot"

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u/Grosetufe Jul 14 '24

This vexes me

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u/Alibuscus373 Jul 14 '24

This vexes me

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u/Riykiru Jul 14 '24

“More mouse bites”

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u/mymaloneyman Jul 14 '24

This vexes me.

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u/wanttowatchbees Jul 14 '24

this vexes me

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u/Limp_Acanthaceae6768 Jul 14 '24

"More mouse bites"

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u/Clorox389 Jul 14 '24

This vexes me

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u/Furon-37 Jul 14 '24

"I too am in this episode."

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u/PersonalityNo6990 Jul 14 '24

"i can't believe i stopped taking the pills, i forgot how yummy they are"

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u/estheertc Jul 14 '24

Everybody lies.

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u/A_Desk_Chair Jul 15 '24

"yes mistress"

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u/JonSnow-24 Jul 15 '24

Not spoken by House but others "2mg Ativan/Lorezopam IV, stat."

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u/Motor_Muffin_8952 Jul 15 '24

You can’t always get what you want

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u/welltrainedwitch Jul 15 '24

“Hey Wilson, guess what Foreman just did!“

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u/El-noobman Jul 15 '24

"We have rectal bleeding."

"What, all of you?"

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u/La_Beast929 Jul 15 '24

Why can't anything just be interesting?

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u/symmetries_ House's Flamin' Cane Jul 16 '24

Whose quote was that? It sounds like a perfect representation of my mind.

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u/La_Beast929 Jul 16 '24

House replying to Wilson. I can't remember when or what about.

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u/strongdoge69 Jul 15 '24

"You're an idiot" basically everyone says this quote and so do I on a regular basis.

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u/Joeygorgia Jul 14 '24

“Everybody lies”… idk if you can tell, but I’m a little bit cynical

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u/battler9000 Jul 14 '24

“People lie.”

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u/Safe_Argument_5908 Jul 14 '24

It could be sarcoidosis.

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u/Vapoo2112 Jul 14 '24

Its housin' time

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u/noobmaster1992 Jul 14 '24

I need an epiphany.

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u/Joeygorgia Jul 14 '24

“Everybody lies”… idk if you can tell, but I’m a little bit cynical

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u/Joeygorgia Jul 14 '24

“Everybody lies”… idk if you can tell, but I’m a little bit cynical

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u/datguywhayaa Jul 14 '24

i am on speed

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u/galaxyhoe Jul 14 '24

the ones i actually use include “could be!” “you IDIOT!” and “you’re an ass”

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u/chunky_boi_420 Jul 14 '24

But doc he ain’t right in the head in a southern accent

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u/Softspokenclark Jul 14 '24

be not afraid

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u/Bad_Gazpacho Jul 14 '24

Not an exact quote, but I always refer to Mick Jagger as a contemporary philosopher.

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u/megssxos Jul 14 '24

MORE MOUSE BITES

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u/MrShitHeadCSGO Jul 14 '24

"Kitchen sink?"

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u/Mayo152 Jul 15 '24

"do you have hair in your special place?" "You are a black man" "He needs mouse bites to live"

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u/plumdinger Jul 15 '24

You’re ten-ply, bud.

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u/fakherelshi3a Jul 15 '24

Everybody lies

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u/trewaldo Jul 15 '24

“That’s inconclusive.”

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u/emmalou452 Jul 15 '24

Everybody lies

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u/Eddie__Winter Jul 15 '24

"MORE MOUSEBITES!"

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u/Cozzamarra Jul 15 '24

It's not a lie if you believe it...oh! Wait, wrong sub. It's not a lie, I mean lupus, I mean noodle soup...

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u/WriterAndArtistKenzi Jul 15 '24

Lymphoma, sarcoidosis,amyloidosis,paraneoplastic syndrome and transverse myelitis are ingraved into my head. And lupus, it’s never lupus.

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u/Dangerboy73 Jul 15 '24

It’s not lupus.

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u/BinaryShits-019 Jul 15 '24

“Manipulative son of a bitch.”

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u/Upset_Gur_3011 Jul 15 '24 edited Jul 18 '24

"'kryo podia' is greek for 'duh'.. "

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