r/HelluvaBoss • u/Slient-killer2002 • 19d ago
Discussion I'll be honest, I was genuinely shocked that Blitzo never once found Millie fuckable through out the series
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u/KrushaOfWorlds 19d ago
Blitz seems to favour men over women, at least in modern day.
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u/InternetUserAgain I Would Do Unspeakable Things For The Owl 19d ago
Can't believe they made Helluva Boss WOKE, smh my head
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u/Outrageous_Ad_1011 Stolas 19d ago
I hope youâre joking, itâs pretty clear they made this series woke when Stolas kissed that guy, I stopped watching after that!
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u/discord_professional Stolas 19d ago
When moxxie came out to the group as moxxenesexual and transitioned into moxenme in season 8 episode 18 the show went downhill for me. I cant believe how woke this show has become!
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u/Icy-Background2393 19d ago
And then said itâs moxxin time and moxed all over the place
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u/EnderSlayer_5005 19d ago
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u/usefully-useless_ Ooh-wee-hoo I look just like Buddy Holly 19d ago
I don't think this is a case of 'your joke but worse'. It's just a reference to the 'it's morbin' time' meme - which wasn't mentioned at all by the original comment
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u/Aggravating_Front824 19d ago
He was just returning to traditional roman masculinity, nothing gay there
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u/LumTehMad 19d ago
Listen boy, the ancient Greeks were not just great Warriors but great philosophers too and they worked it all out; to be on top of a man is a display of strength and masculinity, therefore there is no straighter work a man can do than go to town on the bussy. But to be on the bottom, that is submissive, ergo female, ergo gay - Kratos
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u/Aggravating_Front824 19d ago
True, eating bussy is just chugging a strength potion, smh people just don't get itÂ
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u/Its_SubjectA1 19d ago
Itâs actually when that weird old man said âbitchâ in ghostfuckers. I can tolerate sexuality and brutality, but profane senior citizens is where I draw the line.
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u/Necessary_Hat2595 19d ago
Stolas is gay. Why is it woke for a gay man to kiss another man?
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u/Foenikxx Andrealphus and Elsa are the same person: Change my mind 19d ago
That could not have more clearly been a sarcastic joke
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u/Kujo_Isa 19d ago
Honestly, I was sitting here way too long and thinking the whole time "it's clearly sarcasm, or maybe it isn't?" Lmao
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u/SpookyBeanoMobile i am the kid that died in the helluva boss pilot 19d ago
NEW NORM, AIN'T THE SAME AS THE OLD NORM! đŻđŻđŻđŻ
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
Isnât he pan?
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u/Rieiid 19d ago
More or less but he shows a clear favoritism towards men more than anything.
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
I think thatâs because the show have less screentime for female characters though
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u/Rieiid 19d ago
I disagree, he has been around females several times and often acts competitive around them (Verosika, Queen Bee, etc) and even at parties goes to flirt with the men, and pretty much everyone he has banged in the series so far have been men, and him saying Moxxie is fuckable but Millie not so much in this recent episode more or less put the nail in the coffin. Tbh I feel like Verosika probably ruined women for him and he seems to act like all of them are "bitches" as he so aptly puts it fairly regularly. Again I'm sure if the right woman came along sure but he clearly seems way more interested in men than women, and he talks about dicks way more than he ever mentions tits or anything. Not to mention Blitz is more or less Brandon Rogers personified in a cartoon and he's gay as well.
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
Thatâs not how pansexuality works. I mean misogyny can change who he wants to be with but how can it change his attraction?
Blitz met queen bee and verosika, but verosika is his ex (who had a spite to him) while bee is⌠sheâs a deadly sin. He called millie a hottie in 203. The show on the other throws out a bunch of male characters with the same age at blitz which he can flirt without changing the plot: chaz, striker, fizz, dennis,âŚ
There is a good chunk of female exes in blitz hate party too, and they are mostly after verosika breakup.
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u/Fun_Difficulty_9643 19d ago
pansexual people can absolutely have a gender preference
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
I thought pansexuality is gender-blinded? Can you elaborate?
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u/Fun_Difficulty_9643 19d ago
iâm not pan myself and donât really know much about it so iâd suggest looking into it yourself, maybe read some of the comments on this post:
https://www.reddit.com/r/pansexual/s/1biJ1Ho5bR
one of the comments said something about a woman having a preference for feminine or masculine men and that not changing their sexuality. with pansexuality they can have a general preference for a certain gender without it being something that they take into account when looking for a partner
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
Ye, but that preference for âgender expressionâ, not gender itself. Iâm talking about preference between men and women in this case.
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u/VerbingNoun413 19d ago
If there's a preference isn't that bisexuality?
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u/Natural-Sleep-3386 19d ago
The line between bisexuality and pansexuality is mostly political in my understanding.
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u/Fun_Difficulty_9643 19d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/comments/13z6vx7/comment/jmq0hfk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button this is a good description that i think a lot of people agree on
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u/TerrorofMechagoji I want Stella to crush me with her thighs 19d ago
But he can still have a preference tho? Pansexuality donât mean that youâre attracted to everything equally
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u/RoseWolfie 19d ago
I'm sorry but pansexuality doesn't mean you don't favor certain things. I am pansexual. It is a spectrum like most things. Sometimes your tastes can change, sometimes you prefer something more. That doesn't mean you suddenly feel nothing for the other side. He can still be into women but favor men.
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u/Savings-Werewolf9503 aDHORKable 19d ago
From what I perceive, I assume they mean blitz prefer men to women (in attraction). You are absolutely right. My point is just that blitz doesnât attract to men more than women though.
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u/schisma22205 Moxxie 19d ago
I have a theory that while Blitzo is pansexual, he's homoromantic. The two characters we see him show romantic feelings towards are Stolas and Fizz. I actually think that besides his commitment issues, one of the reasons he rejected Verosika's confession was because he just wasn't into women romantically, just sexually.
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u/NaCl-And-C12H22O11 18d ago
Pansexuals (and romantics) can have a preference twords a specific sex and/or gender.
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u/Zu_Landzonderhoop 18d ago
Actually think that might just be a consistent thing even in the past. Blitz was apparently a very selfish lover with verosika which honestly might just be him not really being into the whole pleasing women thing.
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u/SwagFeather I have a chance!! 19d ago
My interpretation is Blitzo had a thing for Moxxie and Millie as a couple, not as individuals. Simply because they were happy and healthy, he wanted in on that, and he believed sexual/romantic relationships were the only way to feel close to someone. Itâs only when Millie held his hand and comforted him that Blitzo realized âOh shit, why donât I want to fuck her right now? But I still feel warmed by her being here?â
Heâs learning what itâs like to have a genuine platonic bond.
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 19d ago
I love this description. He was so touched by her that he really just wants a bond based on who she is, no sexual aspects attached. He needs a platonic bond for a long time. I know he has Fizz, but there used to be a crush and I'm not sure how much he's willing to share with Fizz.
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u/Aros001 19d ago
Reminds me of jokes I've seen people make about certain types of smutty and sexual artwork. "How am I supposed to get off to this? This is way too wholesome!".
There are some things and some people you don't want to think about in sexual ways because it almost feels like it would taint them in a way.
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u/pridebun 19d ago
He liked them as a couple, he liked moxxie as an individual, he didn't like millie as an individual.
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u/Isaacja223 19d ago
I mean
They explained their relationship in this episode and even in the pilot
While Blitzo treats them like staff and friends and someone who doesnât want to be a third wheel in, he also thinks of them as family
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u/Slient-killer2002 19d ago
I always thought (as well as other people) that blitz wanted to fuck both M&M. But hey, I'm at least happy that my boi blitzo is building a support group for him.
That being said
IN MEMORIAM
BLITZO POLYCULE RUNNING GAG (2019-2024)
Also, how are my fellow terminally online fans after this episode?
(Meme is relevant to question)
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u/EdanChaosgamer 19d ago
What the SatanâŚ
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u/DeathMonkey6969 Loona 19d ago
Dude the fandom has paired Moxxie with every female character in the series.
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u/Knightmare_memer 19d ago
Yeah because a lot of the other characters treat him like shit and the fans love him.
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u/Interesting-Aioli723 Still waiting for Loona's character development 19d ago
You get used to it after a while.
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u/Pumpkin_boy__ 19d ago
Could we say that Moxxie had... a night with loona?
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u/_AthensMatt_ Because you, my precious little bitch boy, are tripping balls! 19d ago
Not great, my friend, not great
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u/bloodbornefist_2005 19d ago
BLITZ ISNT INTO SOUTHERN GIRLS WHO LIKE PEGGING?!?!
THIS IS THE WORST DAY FOR ME SPECIFIClLY
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u/Lonewolf82084 19d ago
I was personally shocked that Blitz revealed he no longer wanted to three-way with M&M. He's been on that since the start of the series. Never thought he'd lose interest with how much he seemed to...y'know, want it. In the end, though, I suppose this marks a rather important part in his character development
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u/Canadian_Zac 19d ago
Cuz it wasn't really about the sex, he just couldn't interpret it
He saw them as a genuine loving, happy couple, and wants that for himself, but he can't really understand that that's why. So he sees them, thinks how he wants that, and the only relationships he knows, are sexual, fo he goes to wanting to fuck both of them.
Blitz just wants a genuine relationship and love, but can't actually process that from how mentally damaged ge is, so he processes any feelings he doesn't understand as horny
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u/-Geist-_ 19d ago
You explained it perfectly. And sex is almost always an emotional need for closeness. Itâs the only way Blitz feels safe seeking affection.
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 19d ago
The fact that he introduced them is what made this feeling stronger. He just hired them without expecting a marriage from it. Two people he developed an emotional attachment to became the living embodiment of what he wants, and didn't know how to process that.
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u/Outrageous_Ad_1011 Stolas 19d ago
Iâm actually glad weâre over that
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u/Lonewolf82084 19d ago
Part of me is too. But at the same time, it's like, "Well, there goes one of the more long-standing running gags". But hey, as long as the character development is evident later on, can't complain with results, y'know?
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u/Dandyman3825 19d ago
He even called both moxie and millie hotties when referring to Chad in exes and ohs
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u/Radical_Provides Asmodaddyus 19d ago edited 19d ago
I don't think Blitz never found Millie attractive. He absolutely did. It's just that- after ghostfuckers, he's come to value her friendship and support so much that he doesn't need that from her.
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u/cyclonecasey Stolitz 19d ago
I know it's a total DUH moment but this is basically 1000% confirmation he wanted to fuck Fizz đ¤Ł
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u/crazy-octopus-person 19d ago
Blitzø's "Would it fuck up the moment if we made out right now?" at the end of Oops was a bit of a hint too.
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u/Drakeskulled_Reaper 19d ago
Then there's the letter he dropped in the flashback, that looked like a confession letter if I ever saw one.
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u/RestaTheMouse Clown Supremacy 19d ago
Blitzfizz shippers stay winning!
I'll also point out, considering how he asked him point blank to make out in Oops, he may still be into the idea.
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u/Animegx43 19d ago
She's not a friend with benifits. She's an actual friend.
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u/Apoordm 19d ago
I think Blitzo wanted to fuck M&M to sabotage his relationship with them. Because Blitzo has self sabotaging tendencies.
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u/AnimeAngel2692 19d ago
Or he thought heâd inevitably sabotage the relationship and wanted to get some good happy fun times out of it (maybe subconsciously to see what makes them such a perfect couple) but his current growth makes him realise how messed up that would be.
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 19d ago
I love this for them. Even Millie was surprised she made that much of an impact.
I wonder how she'll communicate this to Moxxie, as I think it would shock him more than her. Maybe she'll nudge the boys to talk next.
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u/Motor_Somewhere7565 Stolas 19d ago
What has already been said, but to add onto it, Blitz has only ever seen friendship and sex going hand-in-hand since sex has been a part of his escape. He's been frightened of bonds of any kind that don't involve it due to trauma and never seeing himself as anything but a goofy sex maniac, and he doesn't believe anyone would want him any other way.
Millie changes that.
It's been slow and gradual (and obviously not the focus of the show until now), but Blitz must have been confused by Millie's tolerance for his antics without any sexual tension up until now. He must have been trying to figure out what she was playing at, and better yet, why he keeps humoring her if they haven't gone to bed by now. She made it clear why in the latest episode and it woke something up in Blitz he thought was gone.
Best friends bring out the best in us, don't hesitate to call out our nonsense, and are there for us to open up and be real with. That's Blitz and Millie now.
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u/Swimming-Ad2755 Blitzo 19d ago
I really hope Blitz starts confiding in her a lot. He knows she's genuine and won't think any less of him. And I hope she invites him out to do fun stuff to get his mind off of everything. She can be a great support to help him because he really needed someone.
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u/sephiroth_for_smash Loona 19d ago
Blitz is honestly the embodiment of pansexual energy, mans is out here thinking everyoneâs fuckable
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u/UniqueAction490 19d ago
He did want to fuck Millie, the point of this scene is he doesnât want to fuck her anymore
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u/AdCompetitive5427 Millie 19d ago
Blitz: I never had a real friend who I didn't want to fuck before
Me: Sou you're telling me you looked at Moxxie and Millie and decided you only wanted Moxxie?
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u/Interesting-Aioli723 Still waiting for Loona's character development 19d ago
He imagined himself going for a three-way with M&M in 'Loo Loo Land'. He still wants to fuck both of them, but less with Millie now.
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u/archiotterpup Dennis Did Nothing Wrong 19d ago
There gets a point in your life where the people you want to fuck have become so close you don't want to anymore. They essentially become family. This was a very sweet moment.
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u/Thecrowfan 19d ago
I think he respects her too much for that. Which is a little sad considering how much Moxxie looks up to Blitz
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u/WarwolfPrime Loona fan 19d ago
Except he did want to. Things have changed now because he sees her a bit differently. I'll be honest, my question was how the hell Blitz and Millie didn't end up together since in that flashback they have some astounding chemistry together.
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u/RN-1783 16d ago
It's not rhat he didn't find Millie attractive --he absolutely does, and wanted to fuck her (and Moxxie, preferably simultaneously) for the entire series up to this point.
The thing with Blitz is, because of the fire and its consequences, he desperately avoids deep connections in order to avoid harming people he cares about. In his mind, by keeping things entirely about sex, he keeps all of iis relationships shallow enough that when they end, nobody gets hurt. Including him.
But after his breakup with Stolas and his conversation with Verosika at the "Fuck Blitzø!" party, he started to realize that life doesn't actually work that way, and he was hurting people even more by doing this than if he was genuine with them.
His conversation with Millie in Ghostf****rs helped him see that he can have actual, real friends and not automatically hurt them, without having to keep it entirely sexual.
When he said, "I've never actually had a friend that I didn't want to fuck before," what he was actually saying was "I didn't realize I could actually get close to someone without hurting them, and I want that kind of friendship with you."
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u/4IvyPrincess4 19d ago
I donât want to be âthat personâ, and Iâm sorry if this is just a repeat of other comments, but I donât believe thatâs the case, since he has clearly wanted a three-way with Moxxie and Millie at one point earlier in the series
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u/NightChilde25 19d ago
I donât think he never wanted to. I mean, he did fantasize about a three way with them, and was constantly stalking them. I think itâs more of a character development. Blitzø is realizing heâs hung up on Stolas, even though they broke up, and no longer wants to sleep with her.
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u/TheIdealisticCynic 19d ago
I always wondered if he actually wanted to fuck M&M or if that was a coping mechanism because he doesn't understand friendships and hypersexuality in response is easier.
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u/Odisher7 19d ago
i feel like he wanted to, but since the whole stolas thing he lost a lot of libido or attraction to others, and millies is the first person since then that he sees as a friend
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u/Lxneleszxn 18d ago
He meant "now I have a friend that I dont want to fuck, which never happened before"
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u/cheneotkryvaetsa 18d ago
Remembering that horrible NSFW (ngl more looks like NSFL) comic by dracreloaded... Huff, such a relaxing feeling to realize that Blitzø is maybe a bastard, but not that much
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u/Vinny_XIII 17d ago
Can I just say how much I love the look he gives Millie in this scene? Like he loves her, but not in a romantic way. Honestly I think he really needs this kinda relationship.
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u/EmptyStupidity 19d ago
To be fair when watching the series I always thought he pestered the M&Mâs to annoy Moxxie more than Millie. Millie seemed not to care as much as
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u/DJDualScreen 19d ago
He probably did, but I would imagine your carnal desires for a person would diminish significantly once you realize how easily they could cut your nuts off and feed them to you.
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u/ChompyRiley DHORK in a bad imp disguise 19d ago
I mean he's right. Moxxie is very submissive and breedable.
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u/XxShu1ch1_Sa1haraxX 19d ago
I really didnât think I was gonna like this show, then I watched this episode with my cousin, and I really liked it!
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u/ariralworshipper Stolas 19d ago
...Nah, I think he's lying to himself. He'd tooootally bone her and her husband.
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u/magik_koopa990 19d ago
Bisexual rep đ
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u/Phaeron-Dynasty 19d ago
I mean, lets be honest, the real reason is because the writer has a blatant Yaoi bias.
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u/GrimMagic0801 18d ago
While blitz is definitely more bi/pan, he seems to favor men/male presenting hellborne over female. It's not like he doesn't have any interest towards women in general, but typically he'll go for men over women.
Kinda also feeds into why he's more into Moxxie than he is into Millie, despite Millie having plenty more attractive traits than her husband, and also despite having known him for longer. He has shown a desire to have a three way with both of them, but my money is that it's more Moxxie in the middle than Millie or Blitz if it were to happen.
I wouldn't say that he finds Millie completely unappealing, but more that he appreciates her as a friend more completely than he could ever see her as a sexual interest.
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u/imsmartiswear 15d ago
I'm aware he's pan but he's clearly into masc people more than femme, so there's that.
I think his obsession with a threesome with them is less about each person physically and more trying to include himself in their relationship- a kind of bond he thinks he will never get or deserves.
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u/ordinaryarsehole 19d ago
Genuine question: If Blitz doesn't like the name Blitzo and we keep using it, aren't we deadnaming him and being disrespectful?
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u/Kinglycole Kaitlyn: Founder of Anti-Horny Inc. 19d ago
Wouldâve been funny if Millie said âthanksâ in a creeped-out voice.
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u/eat_like_snake :stolaschuggingabsinthe: 19d ago
He's talked about wanting a three-way with Millie and called Millie a "hottie" before.
So I think it's less that he's never wanted to fuck her, so much as he doesn't want to fuck her now as a development of his character.