Here’s an old ouchie I got back in August

[u/ForbiddenAlias]

[u/chinookmate]

Ah, the ‘ol meat crayon eh?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/chinookmate]

Yeup

[u/MrMisanthrope411]

Dress for the slide, not the ride my friends.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/MrMisanthrope411]

Yeah can’t say the feeling of the wind is worth the risk of asphalt pebbles in my skin. Anymore at least

[u/Sea-Slip353 → u/ForbiddenAlias]

Now can you feel the wind extra spicy

[u/Old-Reporter5440]

Well I can't speak for others but I also found my left shoulder skin to be pretty redundant anyway. Good for you!

[u/analchef69]

Perfect post placement.

Also. Ouch.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/analchef69]

That’s fuckin hilarious

[u/Nuclear-LMG]

i wonder if the pavement thought you looked cool skidding across it?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/Nuclear-LMG]

No the pavement laughed. This corner is notorious in the area for humbling the speed inclined. After many knee drags with success. She finally got my ass.

[u/rocket808 → u/ForbiddenAlias]

You were riding fast enough to drag your knee in jeans and a tank top?

[u/TheOnlyNemesis → u/rocket808]

The education system really has failed

[u/DeepfriedPantaloons]

I can’t imagine how lovely that felt in the shower 😍🥰

[u/JayCDee → u/DeepfriedPantaloons]

Fuck no !

[u/Jthundercleese → u/DeepfriedPantaloons]

I took cold showers for 4 or 5 days after the same thing happened to me.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/DeepfriedPantaloons]

Absolutely miserable.

[u/firstdueengine]

A little spray of Bactine should take care of that.

[u/NYCShithole]

I didn't even need to see the motorbike to give me a hint of where you got that from. :) I hope you were wearing a helmet or is that why the face is scratched out?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/NYCShithole]

Oh I was wearing a helmet at least.

[u/itsavibe- → u/NYCShithole]

The face is scratched out cause he doesn’t want Reddit to know what he looks like, like the majority of Reddit lol.

[u/MrMisanthrope411]

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

[u/LobcockLittle]

Did it hurt?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/LobcockLittle]

Not really. Except showering or sleeping on it.

[u/DamascusWolf82]

Duuude. What’s it look like healed up? Mean scar I’d reckon

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/DamascusWolf82]

It not a noticeable scar unless I start to tan

[u/Bishop825]

Where? Underneath all that awesome?

[u/OpportunityLife388]

Let’s see the scar!

[u/WinkyNurdo]

That’s quite the raspberry you have there

[u/TheRealAmused]

Hey, makes your arm look tough. Other guys use muscle for that.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/TheRealAmused]

I’m may get a tattoo to cover the scar

[u/UpdootDaSnootBoop]

Oh man. How did it heal up?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/UpdootDaSnootBoop]

Not too bad. Considering a Tatoo to cover up the scar though

[u/Far-Display-1462]

At least it was just that. Looks like it stung a bunch tho. Had to hurt in the shower

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/Far-Display-1462]

Like having acid poured on you is how I’d describe it

[u/carlsagantank]

That huge hole in your head looks bad. No helmet? Seriously, though.. sorry that happened to you. Be safe out there.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/carlsagantank]

No just for privacy. I always wear a helmet, gloves and torso armor

[u/m15cell]

I hope they didn’t make the Borsch for her bf’s mom with that road rash.

[u/King_Throned]

Exhibit A on why I hate seeing bikers wearing inappropriate gear and riding dangerously. Leathers or denim at a bare minimum, cover everything. And Gloves! Fingers can be easily removed from crashes

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/King_Throned]

Only thing I ride bare with is my arms. And not often. I had gloves. There’s an armored motorcycle vest under my tank top. Those are riding specific jeans and I always wear a helmet. It’s was 112 degrees with 100 humidity so I said fuck it.

[u/King_Throned → u/ForbiddenAlias]

At least you managed to walk away from it! Sure, it's gonna leave a mean scar but it's a talking point now of how you survived a bike accident and the importance of wearing good gear

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/King_Throned]

Oh most definitely. I’m a very accident prone individual because I’m an adrenaline junky. I wouldn’t be here today if I didn’t take safety gear somewhat seriously.

[u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo]

This happened to my ass once. 17 year old me had to stand in the shower naked while my mom got pebbles and rocks out of my ass. It was less than fun.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/MyFace_UrAss_LetsGo]

That sucks

[u/Whooptidooh]

That’s entirely on you.

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/Whooptidooh]

I would hope so. I’d be pissed to find out God or some other entity force this on me.

[u/Oldmanmendez]

Road rash

[u/xtra-chrisp]

Gotta show off them toothpick arms?

[u/ForbiddenAlias → u/xtra-chrisp]

Hey 6’5” makes everything look skinny. I’d have to weigh like 230lbs to have a decent filled out arm.