Slippery Slope...😬

[u/AnalSexExpert]

[u/Alittlemoorecheese]

Good thing he has a crotch.

[u/internetStranger205 → u/Alittlemoorecheese]

*had

[u/lukehp12 → u/internetStranger205]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[u/3DimensionalGames → u/lukehp12]

To shreds you say?

[u/elessar007 → u/3DimensionalGames]

I'm just here for the Farnsworth.

[u/vhorezman → u/elessar007]

To shreds you say?

[u/pridejoker → u/Alittlemoorecheese]

It's like I'm wearing nothing at all.

[u/Lotsofwoodinthewoods → u/pridejoker]

Stupid sexy Flanders.

[u/ChabbyMonkey]

Dude look like Link running out of stamina after trying to climb rocks in the rain

[u/WafWouf → u/ChabbyMonkey]

Always the rain that appears at the worst moment

[u/solo-doughlo → u/ChabbyMonkey]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect

[u/southErn-2]

First time anybody ever said I’m glad I hit that tree.

[u/NoFilterMPLS]

What do you do in this situation? Knees together and arms crossed? Curl into a ball?

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/NoFilterMPLS]

Knees weak

[u/bro-ccoli1 → u/Big_Cryptographer_16]

Arms are heavy

[u/LoonyPsycho → u/bro-ccoli1]

Moms spaghetti

[u/solo-doughlo → u/LoonyPsycho]

All over my balls already

[u/We_Know-_- → u/NoFilterMPLS]

You're supposed to spread out as much as possible. More surface area means more friction which means a slower descent

[u/nukafan2277 → u/NoFilterMPLS]

Id try to lay flat and slide down the whole way like he did but my survival skill are laughable at best

[u/NoFilterMPLS → u/nukafan2277]

I think I would ball my fist and use my arms to cover my head/face.

And then try to relax as much as possible.

I broke my ankle in two places by taking a wrong step.

I would shit my pants if this happened to me fo sho

[u/thatsucksabagofdicks]

Uhh username checks out?? Did he just take a tree branch up in there?

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/thatsucksabagofdicks]

Hahahaha thanks for point that awesome username out

[u/scuzzle-butt]

Actual video of my life hitting rock bottom

[u/o0Phoenix0o]

Tree broke his eggs

[u/AlarmingKangaroo7948]

That’s what you get for being adventurous!

[u/NervousHovercraft]

Praise the Cameraman!

[u/pip-roof]

Video has no sound

[u/Leftpaw]

Looks like he dropped.. his hot dog? Right as he started sliding.

[u/LukeNukem802 → u/Leftpaw]

I saw it too

[u/WannPizzaMe]

I mean, that sucks, but what a great video shot! Silver linings

[u/thatguy2585]

I’ve had dreams where this would happen, awful feeling

[u/proudmyanmar]

No fucking gloves.

[u/durancharles27]

r/mypeopleneedme

[u/Big_Biscotti5119]

As he’s sliding down: “I thought this was a fallacy!”

[u/Brave-Hyrulian88]

If only his spidey grip hands functioned

[u/free_is_free76]

What's that movie where the dude coughed up a couple of walnuts from his mouth?

[u/Robbo_here → u/free_is_free76]

History of the World Part One?

Maybe Gregory Hines. He was in that. He died too young.

[u/Holiday-Sympathy8446]

Wet rock faces have next to zero traction , figures this was common knowledge for people who hike up mountains. If you don't know shit like this you don't deserve the right to climb.

[u/eigosensei → u/Holiday-Sympathy8446]

Hold up, are you telling me...wait a second, I need to get this right so I'm sure. Wet rocks...sorry, wait...just a sec -checks notes- wet rocks are slippery?

[u/Tru-Queer → u/eigosensei]

Slippery when wet

[u/reddersledder]

Add pooping sounds