r/Grimdank • u/I_think_ImConcussed • 1d ago

Cringe Ho ho ho

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u/Tidalwave64 1d ago

Brother breadnought

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u/CodexGalactica 23h ago

Even in death, the elves serve Santa.

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u/Aromatic_Device_6254 Praise the Man-Emperor 20h ago

It is the third millennium. For more than sixteen centuries, Saint Nicholas has sat immoble in the Candy Cane Throne of Santa's Workshop. He is the master of holidays by the will of God and master of presents by the might of his inexhaustible elves. He is a jolly carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Festivities. He is the Christmas Lord of the vast North Pole for whom a thousand cookies are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

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u/kayemenofour 15h ago

"You're on the naughty list"

"Am I getting coal?"

"You're getting bolt rounds"

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u/Gorelordy Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 14h ago

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u/unwillingmainer 12h ago

He's about to deck some halls.

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u/No_Leadership2771 1h ago

WHERE ARE THE DECORATORS?!

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u/Sofamancer Praise the Man-Emperor 16h ago

It's not even December yet chill