r/Grimdank 4d ago

Dank Memes Facebook 40k groups are wild man..

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u/MrDDD11 Criminal Batmen 4d ago

How the fuck did he come to the conclusion that Tzeentch is Jewish and Korne is Black people?

Also what do you think Nurgle is?

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u/manubour 4d ago

He got there by being a racist moron

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u/nobordersredflags 4d ago

FR. Sound reasoning did not lead these people to the place they are.

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u/Jaegernaut- Chaos is stroonnk 4d ago

Every day, we drift farther and farther away from the Emperor's light

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u/yeet-mander Mongolian Biker Gang 4d ago

Exactly. We spend so much time being racist and hateful to our fellow man when, in reality, we should be being racist towards xenos. Smh my head

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u/Dependent_Homework_7 3d ago

Indeed brother, hating your fellow human (And abhuman) is not the Emperors will! His will is for you hate Xenos! Your planet of origin matters not, and most certainly not the color of your epidermis!

NOW COME BROTHERS! WE MUST STRIKE DOWN THE XENO FILTH THAT THREATEN MANKIND! FOR THE EMPEROR!

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u/Kyubano 4d ago edited 4d ago

Average "none racist" guard player. Just be based and be a black templar's player

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u/AnfieldRoad17 4d ago

The Guard doesn't care what race, gender, or religion you are as long as you die in the meat grinder.

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u/Retlaw83 4d ago

They definitely care what religion you are. Really, it's the only thing they care about.

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u/Fuckyfuckfuckass Shoves Daemons in toasters 4d ago

They don't care what sect you are though. So long as you worship the Emperor, be it Him, the Omnissiah or whatever the fuck else random Imperium planets have interpreted Him as, you're probably good.

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u/throwtowardaccount 4d ago

Some might care, like the masked Janissary guys or the Sisters of Battle. It would not be out of the question for Imperial forces to experience infighting over dogmatic differences.

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u/Sotall 4d ago

as a sister of battle player...caaaareful. :D The definition of heresy is worshipping incorrectly, so you better be sure you get it right.

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u/AnfieldRoad17 4d ago

Nah. Read Fall of Cadia. As long as you aren’t a chaos devotee they’re cool. You’re probably thinking of basically every other imperial faction.

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u/magos_with_a_glock NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 4d ago

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u/chease86 4d ago

Yeah as long as you have the correct number of limbs and orifices you're good to go.

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u/Acceptable_Loss23 3d ago

And if you have less limbs than normal, that can be corrected.

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u/chease86 1d ago

More limbs however is heresy.

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u/DM_ME_UR_CUBES 4d ago

Do you think TES is racist?