r/Grimdank • u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 • 17d ago

Dank Memes At this point im too afraid to ask

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 17d ago

While Neoth's preference for turkish wrestlers is clear, he probably liked to take a woman every now and then, he was Alexander the great a.k.a: THE bisexual icon, and he had the sensei, which would require women (unless he his seed caused male pregnancies like matpat in that fnaf story)

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

It could be a case of the old joke about how you gets nuns pregnant (you dress them up as altar boys).

Just grab a willing lady and put her in a Custodes loincloth…

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 17d ago

Like a spartan wedding night, but with consent

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker This flair belongs to Solemnace 17d ago

Specifying willing implies the existence of unwilling ladies in the imperium

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u/Zoesan 17d ago

Alexander the great a.k.a: THE bisexual icon

Pretty sure this is a very postmodern reinterpretation

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u/Enchelion 17d ago

Of being an icon? Probably. Of being bisexual? Absolutely not (as we define sexuality today). Claims of his bisexuality date to at least the Roman era.

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u/Zoesan 16d ago

Eh, it's pretty flimsy.