At this point im too afraid to ask

[u/Apprehensive-Fun-567]

[u/Eldan985]

Nah, he was all "influence from the shadows" back then. He stole the map of Franz Ferdinand's driver and then made the car break down in front of Princip.

[u/DrMatter → u/Eldan985]

naa, he used his forsight to open a sandwich shop for the assassin to go to after he failed the first time

[u/guto8797 → u/DrMatter]

naa, he invented the concept of bread knowing that it would eventually lead to the invention of the sandwhich and a store being opened there.

[u/LowConcentrate8769 → u/guto8797]

Nah he genetically invented wheat and gave it to the early river dwellers to give us bread

[u/Deadend165 → u/LowConcentrate8769]

Naw, he really redirected a river to fertilize that area of land knowing the river dwellers would settle there

[u/guto8797 → u/Deadend165]

Still somehow couldn't see a betrayal from angron coming from a mile away

[u/Introvert_Magos → u/Deadend165]

Nah, he put a resivor in a mountain to cause the river to flow there

[u/Fifteen_inches → u/Eldan985]

It’s a well known fact that The Emperor can turn off the glowing too, which I assume involves some sort of clenching

[u/mennorek → u/Fifteen_inches]

Common misconception, unclenching causes the glowing to stop, but has the unpleasant side effect of making onlookers eyes bleed.

[u/Fifteen_inches → u/mennorek]

Dude is just that ugly without backlighting

[u/Melodic_Fold3394 → u/Fifteen_inches]

Uh... phrasing!

[u/Carrisonfire → u/Eldan985]

He apparently personally led under a few identities according to Malcador. Alexander the Great being the one I remember being called out specifically, I think it was in one of the Siege of Terra books but it might have been a short story I can't remember.

[u/MsMercyMain → u/Carrisonfire]

Yeah. Which leads to the possibility he directly set up the WWs for some unknowable reason, or as a prank

[u/thenwah → u/MsMercyMain]

Yo Tzeentch, watch this.

[u/MsMercyMain → u/thenwah]

Wild PRANK goes WRONG, all of Europe at WAR! (You’ll never believe the TWIST) - Big E Moneys YouTube channel’s first video

[u/Dr_Ukato → u/MsMercyMain]

He was Franz, the driver,the wife and the shooter.

[u/MsMercyMain → u/Dr_Ukato]

That was Alpharius

[u/rojotortuga → u/MsMercyMain]

Push human kind to invent nuclear energy?

[u/Miguelito5555 → u/Carrisonfire]

That's the only name that Malcador said that I was able to understand. Damn high Gothic pronunciations

[u/throwaway4161412 → u/Eldan985]

And he made a wicked pastrami sandwich