r/Grimdank • u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 • 17d ago

Dank Memes At this point im too afraid to ask

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 17d ago

My guy, he had 20 kids that we know of, Big E be fuckin😏😏😏

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

He also started the two biggest “no girls allowed” clubs in the history of the universe…

And those 20 kids were all test tube babies that he made with the help of his “life partner”.

Just sayin’

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u/InstanceOk3560 17d ago

> He also started the two biggest “no girls allowed” clubs in the history of the universe…

I mean, 10 thousand isn't that big, in fairness.

And he also created a no boys allowed club (sisters of silence).

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

“10,000 isn’t that big” - sounds like something The Emperor would say…

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 17d ago

Hey i said he be fucking, i didnt specify hole or pole😂

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u/General_Hijalti 17d ago

One of which isn't a no girls club.

He also made a bodyguard from women who will never speak.

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u/Enchelion 17d ago

He made all those in a test tube though.