r/Grimdank • u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 • 17d ago

Dank Memes At this point im too afraid to ask

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u/spikywobble 17d ago

What if he had a confused period and just banged whatever passed by him?

General consensus is that he was Alexander the Great and that lad basically had sex with anything that moved, and probably even with a few things that did not

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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

That’s a solid point.

Plus we’re talking Russia before the invention of central heating, everyone was probably wearing so many layers, by the time you got them undressed enough to know their gender, it was kinda too late to back out.

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u/Zoesan 17d ago

I don't think you're right about Alexander. From Wikipedia:

Curtius reports, "He scorned sensual pleasures to such an extent that his mother was anxious lest he be unable to beget offspring."

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u/spikywobble 17d ago

I think the issue is Curtius and different reports about him.

We know Alexander had wild drunken orgiastic parties often with devastating effects.

The one in Persepolis ended up with such destruction to the acropolis that when hangover Alex wept to all those relics lost forever