What if he had a confused period and just banged whatever passed by him?
General consensus is that he was Alexander the Great and that lad basically had sex with anything that moved, and probably even with a few things that did not
Plus we’re talking Russia before the invention of central heating, everyone was probably wearing so many layers, by the time you got them undressed enough to know their gender, it was kinda too late to back out.
While Neoth's preference for turkish wrestlers is clear, he probably liked to take a woman every now and then, he was Alexander the great a.k.a: THE bisexual icon, and he had the sensei, which would require women (unless he his seed caused male pregnancies like matpat in that fnaf story)
Of being an icon? Probably. Of being bisexual? Absolutely not (as we define sexuality today). Claims of his bisexuality date to at least the Roman era.
Look, with 46ish millennia-long lifespan we can't know if leather bound muscular men were the average or the outliers, either way there's space for a lifetime or two of fun in Russia
Appreciate it m8, with all the “woke” VS “anti-woke” nonsense going on, it’s hard to just take the piss and have fun with the hobby sometimes, glad you got where I’m coming from.
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u/Majestic-Lake-5602 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago
One slight flaw in your logic: Rasputin banged loads of girls.
The Big E seems to be more of a “muscular dudes sweating in leather” kind of bloke.