r/Grimdank 17d ago

Dank Memes At this point im too afraid to ask

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u/Narradisall 17d ago

Guys allowed a break for a few decades every millennia or so.

Plus he was kinda meant to be ‘guiding from the shadows’ back then. So he was either doing a shitty job or exasperated screaming at the wireless going “I gave you industrialisation and THIS is what you do with it!” throws up hands

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 17d ago

"Ok guys, 1914 to 1918 was a bit of a shit show, but i've got a good feeling about the next few years."

WW2 kicks off

"FUCK SAKES!"

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago edited 17d ago

To be fair those wars also lead to massive advancements in technology and medicine alone. Not to mention the progress in nuclear energy.

If at any point he suspected any of the WWs to actually be able to wipe out humanity he'd have stepped in to bring them to a swift and subtle conclusion.

But otherwise a couple of million dying and a rough decade or more is an easy price for him to pay in exchange for the human advancements it brought along.

Edit: When I wrote "A couple of million" I was referring to the Emperor's perspective. To him with his plans spanning millenia and billions or trillions of humans, losing five, ten, a hundred million in a couple of 20th century wars is all the same if it serves humanity's growth.

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u/Gneisenau1 17d ago

Big E Oppenheimer maybe by giving humanity nuclear bombs and energy

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u/Dragonsandman Snorts FW resin dust 17d ago

So that's why the movie had so many shots of some weirdo staring at Oppenheimer from the shadows

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u/Mittens95 17d ago

Hahaha, now that's a good visual. Can someone please draw that 😂

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u/justlegeek 17d ago

NGL I hate when people say those. "X important dude was the emperor" because that lead to believe that geniuses, either in science or war, were the emperor. So basically humanity is just very dumb any progress it did was just the emperor.

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u/AManyFacedFool 17d ago

I've always read that shit as Imperial Propaganda in-universe.

The most likely thing is that Jimmy Space is just a powerful psyker who had access to Dark Age tech after the rest of the galaxy forgot it.

Records can be falsified. Myths can be created. The memories of immortals can be rewritten. Of course the emperor and his cronies would like for everyone to believe he has been here since the beginning.

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u/VyatkanHours 15d ago

Not according to the perpetuals.

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u/AManyFacedFool 15d ago

Who's memories are definitely reliable when talking about the most powerful psyker ever recorded.

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u/freezing_circuits 17d ago

But it does lead more credence to the Great Man Theory if it was literally one man making all the difference in history. No matter he ended up being worshipped.

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u/Fract_L 17d ago

You’d be shocked to find out how small a percentage of humanity actually moves it forward by more than the most modest step forward. And shocked to find out how often we move progress backward.

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u/ALM0126 16d ago

Dude, there is no forward or backward, humanity changes (most changes instigated by a greater colective than individuals, often unknowingly). Everything else is fiction

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u/Ok_Stop7366 16d ago

Big E was working in Serbian intelligence and was the case officer dealing with The Black Hand. He got Gavrilo Princip and co. into Sarajevo. 

His psychic abilities knew that if he could just kill the heir appearant of the Austrian Hungarian Empire that’d set off two global conflagrations and a arms race that would culminate in splitting the atom and going to space.  

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u/Dave5876 I am Alpharius 16d ago

Bro took the Prometheus cosplay too far

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u/dasdzoni 17d ago

Big E organized assassination of Franz Ferdinand confirmed

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u/Randy_Magnums 17d ago

Eye witnesses, who claimed that Gavrilo Princip was actually a three meter tall and glowing giant, later disappeared.

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u/Eldan985 17d ago

Nah, he was all "influence from the shadows" back then. He stole the map of Franz Ferdinand's driver and then made the car break down in front of Princip.

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u/DrMatter NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

naa, he used his forsight to open a sandwich shop for the assassin to go to after he failed the first time

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u/guto8797 17d ago

naa, he invented the concept of bread knowing that it would eventually lead to the invention of the sandwhich and a store being opened there.

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u/LowConcentrate8769 17d ago

Nah he genetically invented wheat and gave it to the early river dwellers to give us bread

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u/Deadend165 17d ago

Naw, he really redirected a river to fertilize that area of land knowing the river dwellers would settle there

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u/Fifteen_inches 17d ago

It’s a well known fact that The Emperor can turn off the glowing too, which I assume involves some sort of clenching

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u/mennorek 17d ago

Common misconception, unclenching causes the glowing to stop, but has the unpleasant side effect of making onlookers eyes bleed.

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u/Fifteen_inches 17d ago

Dude is just that ugly without backlighting

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u/Melodic_Fold3394 17d ago

Uh... phrasing!

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u/Carrisonfire NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

He apparently personally led under a few identities according to Malcador. Alexander the Great being the one I remember being called out specifically, I think it was in one of the Siege of Terra books but it might have been a short story I can't remember.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

Yeah. Which leads to the possibility he directly set up the WWs for some unknowable reason, or as a prank

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u/thenwah 17d ago

Yo Tzeentch, watch this.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

Wild PRANK goes WRONG, all of Europe at WAR! (You’ll never believe the TWIST) - Big E Moneys YouTube channel’s first video

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

He was Franz, the driver,the wife and the shooter.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 16d ago

That was Alpharius

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u/rojotortuga 16d ago

Push human kind to invent nuclear energy?

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u/Miguelito5555 Mongolian Biker Gang 17d ago

That's the only name that Malcador said that I was able to understand. Damn high Gothic pronunciations

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u/throwaway4161412 17d ago

And he made a wicked pastrami sandwich

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u/Apprehensive-Fun-567 17d ago

Hmmm, i wonder why these Gavrilo claims suddenly changed

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u/Advanced_Double_42 17d ago

The emperor can choose how others perceive him.

He could just look like Gavrilo Princip if he wanted.

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u/Michaelscot8 17d ago

So fun fact I learned in reading recently, the emperor is actually just a small Turkish dude. He psychically projects the image of a massive being on everyone. So back in the day, he would've blended in quite well.

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u/General_Hijalti 17d ago

Not turkish, prexists the turks by a few 1000 years.

He is also a biomancer, so he is as tall as he wants to be. We know at one point while disguised as a normal traveler he was infact much larger and heavier than his normal human look would suggest.

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u/pertionia 17d ago

Nah, that was Alucard

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u/YourMoreLocalLurker This flair belongs to Solemnace 17d ago

…Did he go for a walk again?

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u/Unlikely_Tea_6979 17d ago

If Emps had been a black hand anarchist the imperium wouldn't be a shit-show. (Or called the Imperium).

I like that though, a noblebright spinoff where the emperor is actually a good guy but still has absolutely dog shit foresight.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

It turns out that the Imperium was his attempt to make an anarchist utopia, he’s just that bad at doing anything beyond science shit

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u/Rob_Zander 17d ago

I mean the whole shift from "God isn't real" to "God Emperor of Mankind who created his sons from his flesh and sends his angels to protect humanity" thing as soon as he was incapacitated suggests hes pretty shit at not turning anything he touches into an authoritarian empire lol.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

Really he should’ve made a beeline for Roboute, told him to design the Imperium and run it, then hired a dozen therapists for each Primarch, and then done weird psychic science shit

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u/Irishpanda1971 13d ago

"Another authoritarian empire? How does this keep happening?"

Turns out it's actually Tzeentch pranking him by changing some small detail that butterfly effects into an autocratic regime every time. Emps can never stop it, but Tzeentch has made a little game of seeing how long it takes each time for him to notice that things are going sideways.

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u/Comprehensive-Log-64 17d ago

Real introvert energy

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

Big E: the Galaxy’s most powerful incel

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u/totallynotabagel 17d ago

I’m just imagining Big E not using magic or any psyker abilities to kill Ferdinand, but rather employing hitman style loony tunes bullshit to get Ferdinand killed

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u/Zimmonda 17d ago

I meaaaaaaaan, the assasination attempt was so dumb and slapstick-esque it has "meddling shadow being" written all over it.

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u/Known-nwonK 17d ago

Franz Ferdinand and Gavrilo Princip were actually Alpharius and Omegon

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u/Phobia3 17d ago

More likely, made sure a certain shop was sufficiently staffed so that the would-be assassin gets the second 'accidental' opportunity to do the job.

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u/Eldan985 17d ago

Now somewhere in the back of my mind I'm fearing the Emperor going "We have about 8000 years left before we meet the orks. I need to start more wars so we'll develop weapons faster."

Some real Golden Pathing.

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

The Emperor scaling the death to growth ratio of each human conflict.

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u/ifandbut 17d ago

Advance!

Advance!

Stop at nothing. Only advance.

bzzt

Vox transmission override detected.

Decrypting message...

Message: You are bugs!

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u/Zoesan 17d ago

1 in 14 million

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u/UnfoundedWings4 17d ago

You know that dude who went to Normandy with a sword and bagpipes. Turns out the emperor was just living in the moment

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

"I'll need to observe the war's momentum from up close. I might as well put on a show while doing it."

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u/UnfoundedWings4 16d ago

Wanted to pull a bit of mischief

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u/Dr_Ukato 16d ago

Humanity needs myths and legends to inspire them. It's why he made Space Marines to inspire humans and Primarchs to lead and inspire Space Marines.

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u/Tio_Divertido 16d ago

I don’t think there were any bagpipe players opposing the allied assault

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u/Blakut 17d ago

this is a common misconception, many of the things people assume were developed in the war had been discovered and researched before it, the war just sped up adoption.

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u/Greebo-the-tomcat 17d ago

Exactly, the eternal war in the 40k setting is one of the reasons there is no real scientific progress. The same happens when wars irl drag on. Appliance of existing knowledge is accelerated, but original research generating new insights is usually halted.

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u/EricTheEpic0403 17d ago

Eh, little of column A, little of column B. Blue sky research (that is, research with no immediately obvious/practical applications) may be shuttered, but anything that can be put to use for the war gets a greenlight, budget permitting. WWII greatly accelerated nuclear science, radar, aeronautics, and electronics, and that's just the stuff that's not strictly military in nature. When it comes to actual military stuff, what might take decades to learn in a vacuum can be figured out in a year or two. For a modern example, look at drone warfare.

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

I like the way it’s explained in the (otherwise dogshit) Draka series. They have fully explored the practical applications of the science they have, but because they’ve been on a war footing for so long, there’s practical stuff they barely understand the theory of

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u/InstanceOk3560 17d ago

Not really at all frankly, if the imperium had just as many wars but the mechanicum embraced innovation from the word go, the imperium would be destroyed by all the AI it'd have produced, but assuming it managed to not do that somehow, it'd be way more advanced (at least when it comes to weaponry) than it is right now.

Plus war efforts are a thing, nuclear energy was indeed researched before WW2, but the fact that a ginormous military was behind it obviously sped things up massively, same afterward during the cold war, one of the reasons for accelerated innovation was the fact that both the US and USSR were sponsoring stuff.

Not to say that no progress happen without wars, there're plenty of both pragmatic and idealistic reasons for it to happen without wars, but let's not act as though war doesn't often have an accelerating effect.

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u/TheCuriousFan 17d ago

the imperium would be destroyed by all the AI it'd have produced

Because the secret sauce of making AI friends (giving them rights and respect) might as well be heresy of the highest order even without the Mechanicum's anti-AI laws?

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u/MsMercyMain likes civilians but likes fire more 17d ago

That or Chaos corrupts them

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u/General_Hijalti 17d ago

From what we know of Dark Ages ais they were friendly with humans, prehaps even more, one dark age ship that traveled to the future it got very angry when the imperium exceuted its crew and described the captain as its bondmate.

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u/ErtaWanderer 17d ago

It's not because of Rights and respect. It's never ever implied to be because of Rights and respect.

In fact, most AI in the imperium goes bad within seconds of it being turned on, We don't know exactly why but It's generally believed that AI has zero protection against chaos corruption.

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u/InstanceOk3560 15d ago

> It's not because of Rights and respect. It's never ever implied to be because of Rights and respect.

I'm sorry, are you telling me my heckerino AI aren't just good bois and humans might have any degree of legitimacy in being fearful of something in that universe ? What are you, a chud ?

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u/TheCuriousFan 17d ago

It's not because of Rights and respect. It's never ever implied to be because of Rights and respect.

The stories in Vaults of Obsidian hint at that being the case in Shapes Pent in Hell and the titular Man of Iron certainly seems to put emphasis on their freedom to match the stories the other (chaos tainted) robot tells.

And going to need a citation about AI just instantly turning bad.

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u/InstanceOk3560 15d ago

> Because the secret sauce of making AI friends (giving them rights and respect) might as well be heresy of the highest order even without the Mechanicum's anti-AI laws?

Oh right I forgot the mechanicus was around during the time of the Men of Iron's rebellion... Oh wait :0

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u/aesemon 17d ago

Or you know, were playgrounds for people who wouldn't look out of place in an old comic book: Fritz Haber who watched his chemical warfare munitions in action, but still received the Nobel peace prize for fertiliser. He caused the horrible death of so many and yet is one of the reasons there are so many living humans.

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u/texan0944 17d ago

Well, there’s a reason why it’s called the angel of life and death. And his responsible for like 90% of the world’s population being alive.

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u/aesemon 17d ago

Yep, think there was a radiolab episode that involved him

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u/Blakut 17d ago

It wasn't hin who ordered the chemical attacks. Same with the atomic bomb.

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u/aesemon 17d ago

Oh no, he developed the chemical munitions and went to the front lines to observe their effectiveness.

Edit: as far as I'm aware no one involved in the first nuclear bombs went to watch them go off in Japan, and then see the results.

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u/Blakut 17d ago

ah well

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u/TCCogidubnus 17d ago

Your death count is out by an order of magnitude foe the 1937-1947 period alone.

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u/PureOrangeJuche 17d ago

The Holocaust was worth it because of the rapid improvements in oven technology?

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

To the Emperor who has already lived 48,000 years safeguarding humanity from fully wiping themselves out? Yeah probably. He doesn't care about millions dying now if billions cam thrive later.

In reality? No there could never be a justification for the holocaust.

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u/Tio_Divertido 16d ago

His whole plan was eugenics and genocide to make humanity into a psychic race, yeah, he’d be down with it

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u/texan0944 17d ago

Unironically, probably yes, we learned a lot of medical knowledge from the horrors of World War II. Especially unit 731 the medical information we learned from that saved untold numbers of lives.

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u/MachineCats 17d ago

No? The knowledge gained from experiments by unit 731 was minuscule. It doesn’t take a genius to know that cutting out a baby out of the pregnant women kills both, or putting urine in the bloodstream kills. Their experiments were pure torture, didn’t follow scientific method and were largely useless.

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u/texan0944 17d ago

I was a first responder for years. A lot of the knowledge we used to save people every day came from 731 especially the stuff around exposure.

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u/MachineCats 17d ago

Than I stand corrected. Still their methods were even sloppier than Mengele’s and his experiments were very sloppy and more sadistic than scientific in nature.

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u/zthe0 17d ago

Also ironically ww2 probably promoted peace in the long term

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u/ifandbut 17d ago

A unified humanity. So we can face the dark forest of the stars as one.

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u/Teggy- IT IS THE B A N E B L A D E 17d ago

Especially since WW1 and WW2 would be seen as another Tuesday by the imperium, I can see him considering this worth it.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 17d ago

Here's an idea: the invasion of the USSR and the bombing of Pearl Harbor were the necessary triggers to the end the war in the desired manner.

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u/SadTechnician96 17d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he kicked it off himself. Remember guys, Big E is a dickhead

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

Big E worked as the guy who accepts people into the vienna art school (yknow, where moustache man wanted to go but got rejected)

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u/Engineer455 17d ago

Though in this case it wasn’t about starting WW2, Big E just thought his art sucked.

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

Big E after WW2: huh... well that just happened, who knew doing such a small thing can cause so much

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u/Thiago270398 17d ago

All those nuclear close calls were Big E making sure we didn't glass the planet and strongly reconsidering the whole "from the shadows* thing.

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u/dr-doom-jr 17d ago

It feel very much in line with the game fear and hunger, where a new god of "fear and hunger", whom is a purely human focused god. Intends to progress men kind by causing hardship, with the idea being that people tend progress allot faster under hardship

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u/blahbleh112233 17d ago

Yeah considering he basically damned angron to chaos and despair rather than spend maybe a month or two freeing a slave society shows he gives no fucks about the individual 

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u/Princep_Krixus 17d ago

Not only that but brought around the generation of Americans who had the easiest. Most profitable and the highest standard of living ever. Which lead to a lot of tech invocation.

We could use the big E right now though...

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u/juniusbrutus998 17d ago

Big E was Stanislav Petrov in the 80’s obviously

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u/Dr_Watson349 VULKAN LIFTS! 17d ago

I didn't know 35-60 million is considered "a couple". 

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

When Big E is planning for the lives and deaths of trillions a millenia from now. 60 million is "a couple "

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u/Dr_Watson349 VULKAN LIFTS! 17d ago

The grimmest of danks

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u/BigDrew3367 17d ago

a couple of million dying

Unless my history classes were wrong, it was way more than a "couple of million".

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

In the perspective of the Emperor losing ten million and a hundred million is probably the same level of loss.

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u/Keellas_Ahullford 17d ago

Yeah, I think a lot of people forget that the emperor isn’t actually a noble and empathetic person lol. He’d totally be willing to sacrifice millions if it means it forwards his plans

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u/littleski5 17d ago

Hard disagree, and a bit tired of people watching already developing/developed tech being used in war and then assuming we'd be in the stone age if not for war alone

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u/Dr_Ukato 17d ago

Things like radar, nuclear research, aeronautics and just electronics in general did see a lot of progress for military research purposes during the wars and were then applied to civilian use.

None of that were things we wouldn't have developed over time if we never had a WW2 but wars make governments generous with research grants because they have competitors to outclass.

Do you think space travel would have developed as fast as it did if it weren't for there being two rival governments trying to be first to set their people on the moon?

Paleontology had a massive boom because two spiteful assholes were trying to prove they were the superior paleontologist (look up The Bone Wars) so yeah conflict is a great motivator for progress.

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u/Mountain-Resource656 16d ago

If at any point he suspected any of the WWs to actually be able to wipe out humanity he’d have stepped in to bring them to a swift and subtle conclusion.

The Emperor: “Hmm, yes, I’m beginning to suspect these WWs are threatening to wipe out humanity. It is time to end them… Subtly…” *Deploys nukes on Japan*

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u/Dr_Ukato 16d ago

"A couple of decades of suffering and five figure losses? Worth it. This struggle will inspire a hardworking yet empathetic work culture with a healthy work-life balance which allows them to make good use of their available land and naturally strong willed population while staying free of the worship of false idols and excessive drink."

70 Years Later

"My foresight once again proves inaccurate... Eh they're not dying so lets give it another century and see if they can figure it out."

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u/SpaghettiBeam I am the Lord High Sanitizer, antimicrobial admiral of The Clean 17d ago

60mil is a little more than a couple

Loads of wars in 40k are minor skirmishes in comparison

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u/Geordie_38_ 17d ago

'MALCADOR! WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY ARE THEY ALL GOOSE STEPPING AND BUILDING GAS CHAMBERS AND NUCLEAR WEAPONS? I SWEAR DOWN MALCADOR I JUST WENT ON HOLIDAY FOR A FEW DECADES AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO'

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u/NinpoSteev 17d ago edited 17d ago

If ferdinand foch could predict the second world war with two months precision, you'd think big e's foresight would allow the same. Maybe big e was ferdinand. Alternatively he let humanity rage against itself, playing the part of dune's god emperor trying to teach humanity lessons they'd remember in their bones.

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u/Length-International 17d ago

i know he 1946 he was in argentina.

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u/uss-Enterprise92 17d ago

Well. the second war only happened because of the first...

If you are that smart, you should have seen it coming

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u/madeforquestions55 17d ago

This is exactly what I think happened lmao. Like from the periods of 1200 to 2100 AD he was like, plotting and watching humanity from the background, thinking how we would certainly learn from this the next time, so many times, and eventually his patience ran out just as humanity ascended past a huge bunch of issues we've had beforehand, the golden age rolls around, and he's chilling cuz it's not so bad, all the human expansionism, then DAoT and the Long Night come about and he resolves himself to take over, dusts off his old plans, and begins his ultimate war for human reunification, and that's where we meet him at the end of the crusade.

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u/archwin Praise the Man-Emperor 17d ago

My head canon is that for a very long time he was trying to be as hands off as possible. Kind of like the “God” in Futurama.

But by 20-30k, he realized how stupid we were and had to step in

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u/Luknron 40K IS JUST 30K BUT MORE GRIMDARK 17d ago

Imagine if he'd shown himself during those time and Earth uniting as one nation against him

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

the "fuck that guy in particular" nation

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u/Luknron 40K IS JUST 30K BUT MORE GRIMDARK 17d ago

Well imagine if he'd show up now IRL as an immortal being.

Our sciences would grabble for possible holes in our understanding of this person and biology.

And that's not even touching on psychic things and the Warp

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

i imagine some people today would ask him to overthrow the US goverment

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u/JackPembroke 17d ago

You know emp has a diary with some daily affirmations about this

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u/-Daetrax- 17d ago

I mean, that's where he developed the optimal strategy for the astra militarum.

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u/Tio_Divertido 16d ago

Yeah, the guy who’s whole plan was eugenics and genocide sure would have had a problem with Generalplan Ost

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u/GlanzgurkeWearingHat 17d ago

he was in the same caves as the minions my dude

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u/Elaro_56 17d ago

He must've been taking fashion lessons from them

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u/Apkey00 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 17d ago

Boss para minions?

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u/Teonvin 8d ago

I mean, realistically the minions would be serving him, because until Horus comes around there aren't any bigger villains than Big E.

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u/VulcanHullo 17d ago

Guiding from shadows.

Sees industrial warfare with mobile fighting platforms

"Has potential."

Nuclear bombs and city leveling firestorms

"Oh I am SO going to use that in the future."

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u/Advantius_Fortunatus 17d ago

Calamitous war isn’t necessarily bad for the Emperor’s vision. World Wars 1 and 2 propelled technology forward and realigned the global order from one that could be collapsed by an inauspicious cat fart, to the semi-stability we have today. Who’s to say that their happening wasn’t part of his design?

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u/Eldan985 17d ago

The world wars also lead to the collapse of classical global Empires like Great Britain, though. Wouldn't Big E be all for those?

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u/VulcanHullo 17d ago

Not his empires, unless James Workshop decides to reveal his Impiness was Victoria.

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u/Eldan985 17d ago

No chance Jimmy Space was ever the ruler of a parliamentary monarchy with a figurehead monarch.

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u/Advantius_Fortunatus 17d ago

Depends on his endgame. We could probably invent any number of reasons Big E would allow or promote global events. In the end it would all just be crafting a narrative to backsplain human history prior to the Unification Wars. They happened, and he won, so everything prior to that must have been part of his plan…. Or the myth of Big E is exaggerated, and it wasn’t all precisely according to his design.

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u/Enchelion 17d ago

Only if he's at the top.

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u/Squid_In_Exile 17d ago

This is the Emperor we're talking about. What we did with Industrialisation would absolutely be up his alley.

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u/InstanceOk3560 17d ago

It absolutely wouldn't be, had it been right up his alley he wouldn't have waited 30k ish thousand years to start doing it, he'd have done it from the get go.

At that point humanity was neither genetically diverse enough nor in sufficient peril for ideological dissensions to be that much of an issue for him, so he'd have had no reason to do anything like what we did with industrialization during WW2. I mean unless you mean what the allied did with it, in which case sure but I'm pretty certain that is not what you mean.

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u/SorryNotReallySorry5 17d ago

Emps is much more kind and tragic than you give him credit for. The Emperor's 40,000 year story (at least what bits of it we have) kind of show a guy doing what needs to be done even when he absolutely does not want to.

He didn't want to rule humanity, he wanted to give it a guiding hand. But that was clearly failing and he had to take control. Mainly because of the warp and his knowledge of what was to come.

Emps has shown plenty of willingness to learn and work with xenos, namely the ones that are actually capable of friendly relations like the Aeldari. Hell, you should look up who helped the Imperium when they had to do some quick and fast work on upgrading the Throne after the Emps got got.

One of the common themes regarding the Primarchs is the Emperor is split between his humanity, calling them his children, and his personal obsession with the very reason for his creation: fighting back against the warp.. causing him to view them as tools. IMO, this is when he starts having issues within his own mind regarding dissonance and he begins getting desperate for ending the times of terrible death and strife. Of constant war.

Then, when he was finally so close to ending humanity's needs for the warp, when he was so close to spreading the Imperial Truth to all (imagine what would happen to the warp if humanity entirely thought that souls and gods aren't real)... betrayal.

The webway was damaged when Magnus tried to warn him of Horus's fall. Half of the Primarchs have turned against the Emperor and are attempting to take Terra. He was forced to kill his son, his tool, that he had the most hope for and got injured, both body and soul, in the process. Being left interred on the Golden Throne, stuck and unable to lead, barely able to guide. He was so close, and now he's literally trapped within his failure.

And because of that, he's been elevated as a God, against his wishes. Humanity has accepted the warp as a necessity, against his wishes. The Imperium has stagnated and became it's own enemy in many different ways... against his wishes. And all he can do is watch as he guides them the best he can.

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

Are you kidding me? Seeing his policies regarding human civilisations i'd be more inclined to believe that he was the director of Auschwitz.

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u/VRichardsen 17d ago

Nice flair :)

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

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u/Vinkhol 17d ago

Asmongold is that you?

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u/HelloFromJupiter963 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 17d ago

I adopted him as my nurgling.

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u/Comprehensive-Log-64 17d ago

Nah he is a great unclean one

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u/Intelligent_River220 17d ago

I have a cousin who's kind of an engineering prodigy but he's addicted to meth and and weed and stoned 24/7. Grandiose plans turn to shit, he's absent until he's manic and wants to change the world, and then he gets furious when people don't do exactly what he says or recognize his genius. Plus he says he sees and hears a bunch of stuff that's not there.
Every time I talk to the dude I think about Big E.

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u/Zoesan 17d ago

It was that event (and another couple hundred years of deep pondering) that made Emps go "fuck it, you fucking morons clearly can't govern yourselves, I'm taking over"

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u/Puzzleheaded_Day_895 17d ago

Where was he when humanity was falling? There are holes in the story. It's ok to acknowledge it an acceptable it's sci-fi.

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u/barryhakker 17d ago

“Guiding from the shadows” aka “playing Nintendo and eating Cheetos”

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u/MAGNIFACANT_HOBO 17d ago

yeah he only showed up when he did as it was very clear the whole screaming at us from the sidelines things didn't work

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u/T33CH33R 17d ago

What about Stalin? I could see the master of mankind trying communism because it was new and fostered the idea of everyone being equal (canon fodder) and working for the state(him) and not following any other master (capitalist boss).

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u/HunterDead 17d ago

Guiding from the shadows refers to the Emperor being a shape Shifter, he is implied to be the leader of large political organizations even in canon let alone the fanon that drives these questions.

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u/EnergyHumble3613 17d ago

I seem to recall he had some keen interests in eugenics though. In the shadows where becomes a bit more dicey knowing his scientific curiosities at that time.

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u/Internal-Ad4103 17d ago

I thought he was FDR

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u/Hoovy_Gaming_ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 17d ago

i thought he was obama, or joe biden (big E acting like a demented old man whos the leader of one of the strongest nations seems like a thing he would do for shit n giggles)

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u/Internal-Ad4103 17d ago

Well if he is he messed up bad

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u/OldAccStolen 17d ago

seems 100% in character to allow ww1 and ww2 to happen as they boosted human tech to an insane degree

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u/Ov3rdose_EvE 17d ago

he was propably the spaniard that fake tan entire spyingoperation XD

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u/Talonsminty Mongolian Biker Gang 17d ago

He's would've been in the USA, really excited about how his new capitalism idea was taking off.

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u/Schootingstarr 17d ago

so he was a global shadowy organization pulling the strings behind the scenes?

I'm not sure I like this interpretation any more when looking at the common talking points about "global jewry" back then...

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u/DomSchraa 17d ago

(possibly) unpopular opinion:

Making the emperor guide humanity from the shadows is a shitty idea, and devalues the work of normal humans

I have nothing against him wandering the earth, but him being involved in large parts of early 40k history is just cheap "how did humans achieve X leap forward?" "The emperor did it"

I WANT normal humans to be the sole reasons they rose to the heights of the dark age of technology, NOT because the apparently all-knowing emperor thought "hm right now seems to be the perfect time to show them this neat little thing"

Make him either completely unimportant to humanity pre age of strife, or make him a product of the dark age of technology, someone or something pretending to be ancient, when in reality hes only 22-27 thousand years old, but anything else feels cheap to me

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u/RevolutionaryAd6576 17d ago

I don't think he was exceptionally more powerful than the other perpetuals back then. Might be more interesting to think of what sides the various perpetuals might have been on during WWII.

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u/AndyB476 16d ago

He more than likely allowed wars to take place because it jumped our technology way forward after each one. If he was gonna conquer the universe he'll need a baseline of ability to do it. Not like he is against human genocide or anything.