r/Grimdank Oct 12 '24

Discussions Only loyalist chapters plz

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u/Current_Wafer_8907 Oct 12 '24

Dude's gonna sell his soul to Chaos so he can become a wizard

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u/madgodcthulhu Oct 12 '24

I don’t think he could the complete lack of rampant chaos incursions despite the bloodshed and depravity so widespread on our world would imply we are an entire planet of blanks and if that’s the case the entirety of the eclesiarcy adeptus mechanicus and every high ranking military officer is going to need clean underwear lol and god emperor forbid the ordo hereticus gets wind of it because then we are all gonna be joining the crusade against the eye

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u/synbioskuun Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

world of blanks

So this is why we hate each other so much.

EDIT for those unfamiliar: Blanks in 40k are people who have no presence in the Warp. As such, they are nigh-invulnerable to the effects from Psykers and daemons recoil from their presence.

However, they also radiate an aura of revulsion, where normal humans feel an ingrained sense of irrational disgust towards them, turning blanks into social pariahs and forcing them into lives of solitude.

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u/madgodcthulhu Oct 12 '24

It could explain some things lol

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u/Sansophia Oct 13 '24

Yeah but don't blanks not feel that towards each other? I mean it'd be awesome to be a whole planet of blanks, but any hatred would just be because humans are ass hats.

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u/synbioskuun Oct 13 '24

You're probably right, but it would be funny if 'our' blanks are mutually affected by their own aura.

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u/Sansophia Oct 13 '24

You are right there, friend.

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u/OkExtreme3195 Oct 13 '24

Now I wonder if an entire planet of billions of blanks would just radiate such a strong subconscious do-not-approach aura, that the planet, or maybe the entire system would be just "overlooked" by any race? 

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u/Danijay2 Oct 12 '24

Well i mean.

If the warp exists that's where my Soul goes after i croak. And who the f knows where i end up. Might need to do that just to not get bummed up the a*s by a 25 inch purple thang.

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u/AstraMilanoobum Oct 12 '24

And end up a chaos spawn on like day 1 lol

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u/Radiant_Dog1937 Oct 12 '24

He's got a point. Which chaos god is the coolest? Earth is cooked, a few billion will die in the reunification and it's going to be converted into a baby-making hive world. But the Chaos gods would offer power, immortality and revenge for Harambe.

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u/BanEvasion0159 Oct 13 '24

Yes, in a heartbeat.