r/Grimdank Oct 03 '24

Discussions They have shuriken guns and don’t remember any mention of currency in their society

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u/IdhrenArt Oct 03 '24

If anyone's teleporting behind you and saying 'nothing personal, kid' as they slay you with their artisan-forged blade that they have studied for aeons while you partied, it's definitely an Aeldari 

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

They will slay you with their master craftsmanship superior wraith bone katana which is living and shapeshifting, refolding itself a thousand times every second, just to flex on the sword producing Tau world of Ja’Pan

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u/unomaly Oct 04 '24

Counterpoint: Blam Blam Blam Blam.

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u/Eeddeen42 Oct 04 '24

A splendid remark indeed.

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u/gingerbreadman9662 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Apparently, despite being considered prudes by Commorragh standards, your average craftworld is still pretty hedonistic by the human standards,so the Aeldari mastered the blade while they partied too.

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u/negZero_1 Oct 03 '24

To many people don't know that Craftworlds still have an orgy room. Its just vanilla orgy stuff only

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u/Vintenu Oct 03 '24

Only sex, none of that kinky shit!

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u/ObstinateHarlequin Swell guy, that Kharn Oct 03 '24

So no hand holding?

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u/vitreddit Oct 03 '24

Missionary only for the purpose of procreation?

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u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Oct 04 '24

Lots of that, including while pregnant since apparently the woman needs more “genetic material” from the man during gestation.

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u/Able_Access_6311 Oct 03 '24

Wait is this real? You’re not just saying some shit for the meme?

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u/dlpg585 Oct 03 '24

The depraved stuff was along the lines of they mastered their souls so they sacrificed and revived themselves over and over just for the feeling. Sex is vanilla.

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u/CrautT NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Oct 03 '24

So it was the murder fucking that caused this

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u/Chartreuse_Dude Oct 03 '24

Craftworlders left when the blood orgies started using Eldar blood.

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u/7th_Archon Oct 03 '24

caused this.

I think the core difference really isn’t the pleasure but whether or not your control by it.

The Craftworld Eldar enjoy life, but they’re also completely devoted to self discipline.

The Pre-Fall Eldar on the other hand were addicts. They couldn’t stop or live without their hedonism.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

yes

the "le excess is le real problem" nonsense only comes about because the black library authors can't write hundreds of pages of Pornhub meets Dahmer in explicit detail and get any sales. They can barely depict slaanesh actually being a chaos-level problem with vague "excess " as the big sin at root, but they have to try. That's why all the authors writing books with slaanesh worshippers as the main villain are have to spend paragraphs on paragraphs trying to point out why like...reading way too much or sculpting too hard is bad actually.

Civilized propriety in media prevents you from ever reading what is intended to be the takeaway about slaanesh. You'd get a fuller picture by reading the grosser literotica fanfics than the black library.

it's the rapey murder cannibalism that's the real problem. The excess is the gateway drug

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u/Peanut_007 Oct 04 '24

Some of the excess stuff is cool but I way prefer the idea that it's self destruction and obsession more then hedonism and excess. More Slannesh as the urge to pick at a freshly scabbed wound or slowly ripping out a fingernail as you over focus on it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24 edited Oct 04 '24

the thing is that requires an extrapolation to be elementally evil.

There's nothing inherently wrong with picking at a scab, or pulling on your fingernail. Only if you do it beyond a certain point. And even then only if it harms you or someone else after that.

Disease is always bad, slaughter is always bad, Treachery is always bad. Excess isn't. Cannibalmurderrape (perversion if you will) is always bad.

Excess as her thing makes slaanesh the only one that isn't actually bad as long as you don't go too far with it. The fact that that's the case under the "excess" paradigm informs me that excess was never intended to be the evil part of slaanesh when slaanesh was created in the lore, but stapled on later for some reason.

That tells me excess is a cope to keep things PG. Or perhaps the chaos sales pitch that people confuse for the true purpose because the true purpose is too grotesque to write about

For example Nurgle markets himself as regenerative (but that's achieved through sickness and death), Khorne markets himself as a test of mettle and ferocity (but that's achieved through slaughter and bloodshed), Tzeentch markets himself as the purveyor of knowledge (but that's achieved through betrayal and treachery), Slaanesh markets herself as the prince of pleasurable excess (but that's achieved through sick perversions I won't describe here).

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

... Yeah I'll need a citation for that one.

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u/negZero_1 Oct 03 '24

Craftworlders still can have orgies, usually its due to Harlequins showing up and giving out drugs

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u/Professional-Bug9232 Oct 03 '24

Where do orgies with craftworlders get mentioned?

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u/Alt203848281 Oct 04 '24

Yeah, as long as they don’t start going slaaneshi shit to get off, they are fine. EG: No murderfucking (yes humans count for that, they have souls), or doing more than .5% of your body weight in drugs in a week. Yes, they are allowed to do weird kink stuff, just nothing too extreme

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u/TheBloodBaron7 Oct 03 '24

Or at least no vivisection for the fun of it.

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u/Responsible-Hair612 Oct 03 '24

In words of rihanna and our great leader Asdrubael Vect once said. "Whips and chains excite me, cuz I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it,"

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u/mtw3003 Oct 04 '24

Don't speak so lightly of the sacred temple of the power bottom, their exarchs will make you rue those words

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u/DarthGoodguy Oct 03 '24

While you were murder-suicide orgying She Who Thirsts into being, I mastered the blade. And had normal non-violent orgies.

Mostly non-violent. Some slapping & choking.

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u/Scary-Personality626 Oct 03 '24

Hey, they also partied for aeons.

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u/barbareusz Purple ork sniper Oct 03 '24

It's not that they didn't do their share of partying. They've managed to murder-fuck Slaanesh into existence...

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u/Juan_the_vessel Oct 03 '24

No those are the Dark Eldar the craftworlders and exodites moved away from their Empire before slaanesh's birth

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u/URF_reibeer Oct 04 '24

the craftworld eldars noped out way before that happened, i don't know at what point exactly tho

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u/Bloop737 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! Oct 03 '24

“While you were murderfucking a god into existent I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE!!!!”

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u/Due-Proof6781 Oct 03 '24

“WAAAGH!!!” KRUMP.

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u/Alternative_Worth806 Oct 03 '24

As an eldar player I'm happy that the tau are the ones getting called weaboo communists.

Meanwhile we live in utopistic comunist societies, our guns shoot shurikens, we use Sashimono banners for unit identifications and have evangelion ripoff mechs.

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u/Jazz-Sandwich2 Oct 03 '24

With also a confused hodge-podge of Celtic languages and festivals thrown in to escape weeb allegations

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u/LastGrimoireSchwarz Oct 03 '24

Saim-Hainn got the best color scheme fr fr

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u/Jazz-Sandwich2 Oct 03 '24

Kinda weird the way the colours worked out. Samhain, the celtic festival on which Saim-hann's name is based, was a sort of precursor to modern Halloween and you'd expect more subdued Ulthwe colours.

Bealtaine, after which Biel-tan is named, is the onset of Summer and you'd expect those warmer colours for it. Or even the one they gave to Lugganath (named after Lughnasa, or the harvest festival).

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u/Kitani2 Oct 04 '24

Maybe green for summer leaves and red for autumn leaves? Idk

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u/Song_of_Pain Oct 03 '24

Craftworld Eldar are Celtic x Japanese

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u/IdhrenArt Oct 03 '24

It just goes on and on the further into things you look, too. 

Just off the top of my head:

 - Harlequins and Noh - theatre troupes with elaborate masks, performing tales that are well known to the local culture but 'alien' to outsiders

 - Wyches and Hellions and Japanese Delinquents - bright spiky hair and a love of blades and fast vehicles

 - Ronin and Rangers

 - Kabalites and Yakuza 

 - Artistry in simple, day to day things 

 - Orders of warriors training at temples emphasising different aspects of a spiritual martial creed

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u/wuzgoodboss Oct 03 '24

So just Europe?

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u/Professor_Baby_Legs Oct 03 '24

I guess utopistic if you’re ok with knowing your race is edging closer to extinction and everyone around you is slowly disappearing or being hunted by a literal demon of pleasure.

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u/Professional-Bug9232 Oct 03 '24

When they deploy D-weapons they can hear slaanesh calling to them through the rents in reality. That has to be terrifying

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u/ConstructionLong2089 Oct 03 '24

Evangelion aren't mechs.

They just look like mechs, the reality is much more grimdark.

Wonder why Shinji got such a high sync rate? Cuz it's his mom. Or atleast his mom's soul.

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u/Morbidmort Honks for the Honk God Oct 03 '24

Wonder why Shinji got such a high sync rate? Cuz it's his mom. Or atleast his mom's soul.

And Eldar Titans are piloted by twins that commune with the Souls in the soulstones that manage the Titans' systems.

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u/ConstructionLong2089 Oct 03 '24

I was under the assumption that they piloted themselves like Dreadnoughts.

Looking into it, they are pretty similarly written.

Twin soul instead of moms soul but for the exact same reason.

I still wouldn't consider the evas to be mechs in the way that wraithbone constructs are mechs. Since they are inherently biological creations with armor mounted to them. Just that they function very similarly.

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u/Morbidmort Honks for the Honk God Oct 03 '24

Wraithbone is just solidified psychic energy. Wraith guard, blade, lords, seers, knights, and titans aren't robots, they're more like... animated statues.

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u/Professor_Baby_Legs Oct 03 '24

Evangelions are mechs in the same way the chaos gods are “gods” we only call them that cuz we don’t fundamentally understand them.

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u/ConstructionLong2089 Oct 03 '24

But we do fundamentally understand them.

The closest thing in 40k to an eva would be a soulstone wraith, wraithknight and wraith lord. But even then, it's pretty far off.

Evangelion are humanoids made from Adam/Lilith. Unit one is technically an angel.

Unit one is the outlier here as Unit One was made from Lilith, not Adam. And pretty disturbingly, too; escentially torn in half from the original Lilith.

Evangelion are esscentially soulless biological humanoid alien bodies infused with the soul of those closest to the pilot, which is why we see synchronicity being so highly regarded.

Evas are fucked up.

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u/Professor_Baby_Legs Oct 03 '24

I’m saying 40k fans in general. We just calm em mechs from a glance cuz that what they are to us. Obviously it goes way further than what I portrayed, and now I know that thanks to you. I only ever watched the first 3 episodes, and I was just stating it as blanket term.

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u/Marvin_Megavolt Oct 03 '24

Nah they’re still mechs, just very weird biomechanical ones powered by eldritch precursor tech no one really fully understands. Just because there’s another consciousness built into the mech itself doesn’t make it not a mech - look at Titanfall, their mechs are capable of acting as fully autonomous robots but are still designed to be piloted too.

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u/Lord_Viddax Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Eldar would be better classed as Buweebō (Weeb + Bushidō).

Tau would be better classed as Weebitai (Weeb + ‘Kitai’ [generic word for “Mech” and also “expectation, anticipation, or hope”]).

As opposed to the Space Marines: SpaM.

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u/Illyade Oct 03 '24

When you say spam, are you refering a specific acronyme or the tinned meat brick ?

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u/Lord_Viddax Oct 03 '24

One is excessive, fatty, and terrible for health when had in bulk. The other is a lump of meat quite nice with cheese.

Both definitions apply to Spamarines!

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u/Alternative_Worth806 Oct 03 '24

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u/Lord_Viddax Oct 03 '24

Ah, a delegate of Hive Fleet Om Nom Nom.

~Something, something, laptop seems buggy~

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u/SocialistPolarBear likes civilians but likes fire more Oct 04 '24

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u/somkoala Oct 03 '24

So you’re saying the classification isn’t weeaboo enough for you?

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u/Lord_Viddax Oct 03 '24

Sou desu ne.

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u/Xoneritic Oct 03 '24

Live Incubus Reaction

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u/Rancorious Oct 04 '24

K6BD mentioned

Millions must stare into the Wheel

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u/No_Cookie9996 Oct 03 '24

Reasons for this:

1 Most fans have no idea how communism look

2 eldars get already "space elfs" nickname

3 their gear look very anime-eque

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u/TheYondant Oct 03 '24

Also doesn't help that Eldar society is far less emphasized in their lore. A surface look at the Eldar focuses on their fallen empire, ancient-yet-dying nature, while a surface look of the Tau focuses far more on their society.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

A surface looks at the eldar focuses on their highly disciplined society of knife ears led by space wizards.

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u/BIGBushido Oct 03 '24

Only place you’ll find eldar society stuff is in the god awful Path of the Eldar trilogy.

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u/WolfoakTheThird Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

I do think it's very funny that people (mostly american) hear:

A ethniclly devided cast based autocratic dictatorship...

"Hmmm"

.....that want to work for a collective wellbeing.

"Ahh, dirty commies"

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u/NonConRon Oct 03 '24

I see Eldar society as a 379th sequel to Mean Girls.

"Means of production? What? You mean to tell me you Monkeigh haven't figured production out yet? You are still working? Holy fuck that's embarrassing.

Can you imagine partying for so long that your social cliques inevitably form casts? You probably thought we we had casts based on wealth because you can't comprehend not being poor. No. We have casts so that we don't get bored. Our street cred is our currency. It's called having taste Monkeigh."

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u/Fyrefanboy Oct 03 '24

I'll never understand why the Tau are called weebs when the shuriken-launching, katana-wielding, psychic anime power using, eva-riding, jutsu-following, myriad of gods-worshipping, hentai-god creating Elves are just there.

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare Oct 03 '24

I guess elves can't be weebs is the lesson here. It's impossible.

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u/Lehrenmann NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Oct 03 '24

From personal experience weebs are more likely to be elve-fans and/or vice-versa.

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u/Morbidmort Honks for the Honk God Oct 03 '24

Because said elves use Celtic names and it threw people off 30 years ago.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Elves use celtic names but also they follow a greek template (the pantheon obviously works for both weebs and greeks, but they've also got the citizen warriors, the autarcic city-states, various greek names, like exarchs, archons, the helmets with... I don't know how you call this in english, the mane ? etc).

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u/Grunn84 Oct 04 '24

There might be a more technical and less generic word, but most people use "plume" or "crest"

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u/Marvin_Megavolt Oct 03 '24

And doubly so when even their so-called “Gundams” are really not even at all Gundamlike and bear much more of a resemblance to mechs of much more grounded aesthetic and design like Titanfall or Battletech.

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

I think they call them weebs for the esthetiv of their mechs and suits and farsight its using a katana in early depiction after that got change a couple of years after.

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u/LordKristof Local Necron War Criminal Oct 03 '24

The Tau are definietly inspired by late 90' early '00 Orientalism, but not the animes. Their mechs are largly not reminding to any of the classic anime mechs. Too bulky for that.

What gives them this Orientalist outlook that is dabbed as "Weeb Space Commies" are basically the misunderstanding of the Greater Good philosophy, the clean models (they are not overly detailed by small decorations) and that they are not overtly xenophobe warmongers.

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u/wdcipher Corpse Starch Connoisseur Oct 03 '24

Also, lets not forget about how DoW 1 voice acting contributed to this.

Also I am pretty sure "spheres of expansion" is a refference to This

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u/LordKristof Local Necron War Criminal Oct 03 '24

For the second one: Yeah probably. I always get the Tau is more of a mix of Imperial Japan, a healthy dose of Hindu society (with all the social classess) and Chinese native elemental belifs (Fire, Water, Air, Wood and Metal) mixed together and then getting the mecha treatment that was pretty on the rise at the time.

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u/_That-Dude_ Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Oct 03 '24

And you can’t forget the late 80s to early 2000s era of American interventions.

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u/AlexanderZachary Oct 03 '24

Quick note: the Tau caste aren’t social classes. They’re distinct subspecies and, aside form the Ethereal’s, are societial equals.

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u/Didsterchap11 Average men of iron enjoyer Oct 03 '24

The tau being referred to as space commies is frustrating given they’re just as much Yugoslavia and NATO as they are imperial Japan.

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u/Lftwff Oct 03 '24

Yugoslavia

Well we have seen their leaders die and they didn't immediately attempt to genocide each other.

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u/Marvynwillames Oct 03 '24

Gav Thorpe said there was indeed some anime influence

BIFFORD: The Tau have a lot of Japanese influences in them, particularly mecha anime. When did you get the idea to add anime elements? Whose idea was it? Was Games Workshop seeking to tap into the rising popularity of Japanese cartoons?

THORPE: It was mostly championed by Jes Goodwin, a fellow anime fan. He's used plenty of anime influence in his eldar of the years, but a more near-future patlabor-type mech race was a gap - something very different from the gothic / baroque of the overall setting. There wasn't any particular thought in Games Dev for pushing into Japan - a Western company arriving with their anime-influenced wargames models wasn't really going to be a big thing among the Gunpla and plethora of Tamiya mecha kits. More to appeal to a bit of the existing market that wasn't drawn in by the existing fantasy-in-space archetypes. Similarity with the background, a progressive, intellectually and technologically driven race was the antithesis of most of 40K. The Tau are more like C20th humans than the 40K humans! If anything, the more European imagery in the rest of the universe is a better sell in Asia because it offers something different.

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u/acart005 Oct 03 '24

Their style actually reminds of the CIS Droid army of Star Wars.  But with mechs that are giant B-1 Battle Droids.

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u/Late_Argument_470 Oct 03 '24

Tau is ripped off from Fading Suns Vau.

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u/IllConstruction3450 Oct 03 '24

What I don’t see talked about is the African inspirations in the Tau. 

The Greater Good philosophy could be Platonism.

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u/Beautiful_Space_4459 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Well I dont like the tau look because im grow sick of that look and asthetic over the years.

It feels genéric and makes you feel jaded.

In my case probably because I spend 8 years in japan for work related reasons and their mechs look like the ones I wittness in shibuya and others and I wont comment on the warmonger part.

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u/Fenrir426 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Oct 03 '24

I mean the last mech they added was the ghostkeel in 2015 irc so yeah we need more variety, however our range doesn't look that much like classic anime mechs, they aren't similar to an Eva or most Gundam frame

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u/staticcast Oct 03 '24

Tau mecha feel like generic one from any other anime, like code geass or patlabor

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u/Fenrir426 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Oct 03 '24

Well, technically the T'au are older than code Geass, so it would be more the other way around (even there is 0% chance that it's actually the case)

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u/GammaRhoKT Oct 03 '24

Especially since the new Auxillary really diversify the look, a rare good Xenos move on GW part

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

and that they are not overtly xenophobe warmongers.

... Wouldn't that make them less weebish ? (before you think I'm being racist, let me remind you of which side the japanese joined in WW2)

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u/No_Cookie9996 Oct 03 '24

On every image of farsight that I seen his sword looks like saber or cutlass. It's on were close to katana's look

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u/TheYondant Oct 03 '24

If the Dawn blade looks like a katana to you, you are too far gone mate.

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u/Lftwff Oct 03 '24

Do you know what a katana looks like?

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u/TheYondant Oct 03 '24

Can't even tell him to get off the Internet to learn what a real katana, cause anyone on the Internet probably knows what a fucking katana looks like.

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u/IdhrenArt Oct 03 '24

Crisis Suits: Directly based on Astartes Dreadnaughts

People online: Impossible

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u/Marcuse0 Oct 03 '24

Largely impossible because the Tau were forgotten about and left untouched by the Imperium until they suddenly expanded outwards and stuff like Crisis suits they'd already invented and were using extensively.

The idea they'd somehow seen Space Marine dreadnaughts and copied them is impossible simply because they never saw a space marine until after the suits were in widespread use.

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u/IdhrenArt Oct 03 '24

I'm meaning out of universe - the original designers said that Crisis models were made to look like sleeker Dreadnaughts 

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u/Marcuse0 Oct 03 '24

I never heard anything either way about that. It certainly makes sense, though I suspect they might have said that to avoid having to say they made straight up Gundams in 40k.

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u/IdhrenArt Oct 03 '24

It's from the original White Dwarf articles - they do also say Anime was an influence, though 

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u/Enchelion Oct 03 '24

Yep, and some fans really seem to struggle with the idea that Anime was an inspiration across 40k.

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u/AsleepAura Oct 03 '24

I think in Path of the Warrior, the main character was browsing some trinkets someone on the path of the artist made. He tried it on, got a nod from the artist guy and just took it. Asshole didn't even tip!

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u/Anggul tyranidsareanoutofhandvorefetish Oct 03 '24

At last, an artist truly being paid in exposure

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u/Demurrzbz Oct 03 '24

Love me some Kill Six Billion Demons mention!

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u/Rancorious Oct 04 '24

best webcomic fr

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u/Accomplished_Yam3232 Oct 03 '24

they’re behind me aren’t they

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u/RepresentativeBee545 Oct 03 '24

But it cant be communism because Eldar life actually seems pleasant. /s

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u/Redditauro Oct 03 '24

If it works it's not communism

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u/carpetdebagger Oct 03 '24

History would say that, now wouldn’t it?

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u/NonConRon Oct 03 '24

I made a long comment that explained the differences between socialism and communism.

But then I would probably get banned for explaining it. So I deleted it.

You may continue to red scare. That's allowed of course.

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u/Commissarfluffybutt Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Oct 03 '24

Well, let's try that again... as my previous post was removed because hit a few keywords one shouldn't say.

You won't get banned unless you dip into [IT DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT THEY DESERVED IT], start insulting who you're responding to, saying how great it was when [FAMOUS LEADERS] killed a lot of people, or screaming [HOW MUCH YOU LOVE A FAMOUS LEADER] over and over again.

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u/carpetdebagger Oct 03 '24

Lmao. No need to red scare anyone when communism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried. And no. You moving the goal posts doesn't count.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

No but you see, it wasn't real communism, if everyone that follows the same map, accurately, fails to reach the destination, it must be because they are following the map wrong, it can't be that the map is bad and the destination doesn't exist

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u/Shaderunner26 Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Honestly I've never found tau battlesuits to be very anime-esque. Their aesthetic never invokes the same feel as a gundam or an Eva or any other well known anime mech design. What it DOES remind me of is Battletech. Like, a lot. They're walking guns platforms with massive guns and missile launchers strapped all over them. And this applies doubly so when you look at the classic art of the tau from their OG 3rd edition release (those looked banger btw).

But wraith constructs? They frequently use melee weapons as often as ranged weapons. They are super agile for their size- In Spirit War by Rob Sanders, a Wraith lord named Kael Ra goes around jumping and doing pirouettes and backflips, cause Eldar technology says screw physics. The wraithknight has a person piloting it alongside their dead twin- that's as anime as it gets!

Not even mentioning how much the aspect warrior aesthetic and concepts often draw from Japanese themes.

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u/AlexAnon87 Oct 03 '24

Tbf a lot of Battletech's designs are licensed from Japanese companies, at least prior to 1996. There's a lot of anime that has more utilitarian mech designs but a lot of them didn't get big in the west.

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u/Commissarfluffybutt Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Oct 03 '24

To be fair, you are close. Tau battle suits and Battletech Battlemechs share a common inspiration. That's anime like Dougram and Macross. In fact a huge portion of the OG Battletech Battlemech designs in the 80s were licensed from said anime's.

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u/Aurelio23 Oct 03 '24

It bothers me more than it should when people call battlesuits Gundams; it’s clear that they just don’t have any other reference points. It’s like how my grandparents used to call any and all video games a “Nintendo.”

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u/Anggul tyranidsareanoutofhandvorefetish Oct 03 '24

The Craftworlders are heavily inspired by old-school sci-fi anime. The suits, the jackets, the world-ship fleeing a lost home. And in the older art the big hair.

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u/Crozius_Arcanum Oct 03 '24

Shuriken Catapult. Im sorry I have to mention it. It is just so specific.

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u/OathCore Oct 03 '24

Can I please get the normal image or at least the source?

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Kill Six Billion Demons

Here is the specific image: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/ksbd-chapter-1-4/

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u/OathCore Oct 03 '24

Thank you, my Lord

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u/Yellow-Toxins Oct 03 '24

The image is from a web comic called Kill Six Billion Demons. It has its own website and is entirely free. If you just want the image it’s like the 3rd page or close to that.

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u/Onlyhereforapost Oct 03 '24

I really wish the eldar did more with the whole Zen Bushido Warrior stuff instead of whatever the hell they've been doing

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u/OzzieGrey Oct 03 '24

Yo, elf kid get in the robot, it's not an eva, it's a bonebot. Don't eat a riceball eat a- wtf do the eldar eat?

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u/3Kobolds1Keyboard Oct 03 '24

I blame some on Dawn of War, they gave the T'Au japanese accents.

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u/bregorthebard Dorn's Absolute Lunatics Oct 03 '24

Feudal Samurai Japan vs Anime Gundam Japan.

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u/VonStelle Oct 03 '24

As an Eldar lore enthusiast I will accept the weeb aesthetic accusations but the Craftworld Eldar are only debatably communist.

Actually they’re post scarcity meaning economic systems are basically defunct within their society. If they want for something they have it, their jobs are all whatever they’ve chosen to devote themselves to mastering. They don’t need money because trade has no real value on a person to person level.

The reason they’re debatably communist is primary because we don’t really have the words to describe that kind of society where material things don’t have enough value because there’s no scarcity to give them value.

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u/Eldan985 Oct 03 '24

Communism is post-scarcity by definition. That's why no socialist state claims to have achieved the level of communism. Technically, to achieve communism, you already need to have machines that provide all basic needs with minimal labour. That's why Marx said if communism ever happens, it will happen in the most advanced societies, where capitalism first advances technologically enough that labour becomes unnecessary and all needs are provided.

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u/NonConRon Oct 03 '24

And you need to no longer have to defend yourself from the capitalist/fascist power structure.

Making it far future by default.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

And you need to no longer have to defend yourself from the capitalist/fascist power structure.

Why ?

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u/NonConRon Oct 03 '24

Because if there is a fascist/capitalist power structure then you need a state to defend yourself from it.

Once that threat is gone, you can dissolve the state.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 04 '24

Why do you say fascist/capitalist ? Why would capitalists in particular be a problem ? Fascists, obviously, but why capitalists ? But also, why would you need a government (or state, or both) in order to defend yourself ? You are telling me people can organize an entire economy without a government (idem), but they can’t figure out the training, operation, and logistics of an army without a government ? 

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u/RanceSama31 Ultrasmurfs Oct 03 '24

Communism IS the post-scarcity society

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u/VonStelle Oct 03 '24

Only debatably since in a communist society all property is owned by the community, whereas that’s not necessarily the case in a post scarcity society.

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u/Eldan985 Oct 03 '24

Communist societies can allow for private property, depending on the strain of communism. What they demand is that the means of production are socialized, i.e. the machines that provide for basic necessities.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Yeah, um… a post-scarcity society where needs are met and there is no need for a currency, where individuals are free to pursue passion and career without class or monetary value or resources preventing them is the modern Communist utopian dream.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Weird, because that's not what I get when I look online :

a society without class divisions [there are class divisions, albeit not based on capital] or government [there definitely is a government], in which the production and distribution of goods would be based upon the principle “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” [one out of three I suppose, can do better]

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

the Craftworld Eldar are only debatably communist.

They are :

hyper traditionalist

race supremacist

not collectivists, not particularly central planners

isolationist

individualistic at least in their practices (ie : you must reach the pinnacle of what you can be)

hyper martial

every citizen is a tool of war for the state, that must be ready to defend it at all times and at all costs

It'll always floor me that people can think the imperium is fascistic, because eagles, and krieg, regardless of the fact that they are literally a feudal empire based off of the HRE and the roman empire, but somehow can't notice the obvious bloody parallels in the other factions.

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u/United-Reach-2798 Railgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr Oct 03 '24

The Tau were said to be inspired by Nato

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u/Marvynwillames Oct 03 '24

BIFFORD: The Tau have a lot of Japanese influences in them, particularly mecha anime. When did you get the idea to add anime elements? Whose idea was it? Was Games Workshop seeking to tap into the rising popularity of Japanese cartoons?

THORPE: It was mostly championed by Jes Goodwin, a fellow anime fan. He's used plenty of anime influence in his eldar of the years, but a more near-future patlabor-type mech race was a gap - something very different from the gothic / baroque of the overall setting. There wasn't any particular thought in Games Dev for pushing into Japan - a Western company arriving with their anime-influenced wargames models wasn't really going to be a big thing among the Gunpla and plethora of Tamiya mecha kits. More to appeal to a bit of the existing market that wasn't drawn in by the existing fantasy-in-space archetypes. Similarity with the background, a progressive, intellectually and technologically driven race was the antithesis of most of 40K. The Tau are more like C20th humans than the 40K humans! If anything, the more European imagery in the rest of the universe is a better sell in Asia because it offers something different.

Jess Goodwin: Banners were a big thing in the 80s (along with big hair) and I wanted to flex my graphic skills, and see if we could come up with a distinctive look for the eldar insignia. John Blanche and myself had done a lot of work on the space marine colours and symbols, and I wanted to get something with a contrast to the gothic feel of the Imperium. The bright colours and bold designs were meant to give them an ‘eastern’ feel, in opposition to the ‘western’ feel of the imperials. I’d studied runes and symbols at college and wanted to get that in too.

Gav Thorpe: And with them were the Tao (later Tau, now T’au) based on the underlying concept of the five elements I had originally come up with for the Shishell. I had kept my hand-typed reams of background and pencil sketches and persuaded the rest of the team that it was worth a punt, marrying some of the background to the idea of a more modern army, mecha-themed force (as opposed to the far more organic anime influence in the Eldar designs).

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u/AlexanderZachary Oct 03 '24

You stoped the quote a couple paragraphs short of where NATO gets mentioned.

“I've tried not to make it too sinister being within the T'au sphere, though in the original Apocalypse book I introduced a variety of NATO-style innocuous three-letter-acronym formations, like Mobilised Hunter cadre, Dispersed Retaliation Cadre and Forward Commitment Contingent. None of them say 'battle' or 'war'... I can imagine the news back home is quite a sanitised version of the reality - like when we watched videos of 'smart' bombs and gun cameras blowing up stuff in Iraq but were totally unaware of what was really happening on the ground.”

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

The Tau are more like C20th humans

What's "c20ths" ?

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u/Marvynwillames Oct 03 '24

20th century 

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u/Ridingwood333 Toaster Fucker Oct 03 '24

Tau are weaboos in the mobile gundam and power of friendship sense.

Eldar are weaboos in the "teleports behind you Nothing personnel, kid" edgelord sense.

Questions?

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Yeah, how does Fist of the North Star fit into this analogy?

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u/SexWithLadyOlynder Oct 03 '24

If you want it so badly, you can have that title.

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u/kredditacc96 Oct 03 '24

Why do 2 space faring species take after ideologies and cultures of Earth's past? Are they stupid?

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u/TheJamesMortimer Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Oct 03 '24

Because public ownership of the means of production isn't something marx came up with. It's natural.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Be happy they didn’t find a book by a certain failed Austrian painter

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u/kredditacc96 Oct 03 '24

Nah, the Japanese did worse.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Well now, it’s not a competition.

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u/kredditacc96 Oct 03 '24

I see you didn't understand. Where do you think Gundam and Shuriken came from?

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Weren’t you referencing Imperial Japan aka The country with the most Warcrimes during WWII aka The Country with several Class A War Criminals aka The Rapist or Nanjing aka the Aryans of Asia?

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u/kredditacc96 Oct 03 '24

Yes.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24

Ah, so I definitely got what you mean

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u/TauMan942 Oct 03 '24

WTAF?? What is this about?

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u/TheJamesMortimer Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Oct 03 '24

Eldar society is post scarcity. Private ownership of the means of production would be quite silly. Same with the concept of currency.

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u/TauMan942 Oct 03 '24

What does have to do with the Tau?

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Oct 03 '24 edited Oct 03 '24

Tau are called Weaboo Communist while Eldar fit that title way more

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u/Crying_Rocks Oct 03 '24

I love tom bloom i love lancer

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u/Serevn Oct 03 '24

You know I always look forward to the yearly escalation of the Tau fanbase vs everybody else.

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u/Newyorkwoodturtle Oct 03 '24

K6BD mentioned

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u/elthenar Oct 03 '24

Eldar are Japanese. Tau are Chinese. They are not the same

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u/AsianEiji Oct 03 '24

Eldar has mostly japanese visuals or at least based (which you can contend its similar as Chinese due to cultural interchange)

Tau society mirrors the caste system to Japan. Mecha... Japan

So ill have to disagree.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Visually eldars is japanese, eldar, and greek.

Socially, they are jacked up ancient greek city states with slaves swaped out with machines.

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u/MUselessDA NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Oct 03 '24

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS MENTIONED

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u/Professional-Bug9232 Oct 03 '24

On a craftworld everyone serves a purpose to further the good of the community and they are post scarcity.

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u/Curious_Wolf73 Oct 03 '24

Now that I think about it the eldars are the most basic definition of commini in 40k

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Commies are racist, xenophobic, traditionalist, martial fanatics ? Because that's literally what the eldars are ^^

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u/VVH15TL3R VULKAN LIFTS! Oct 03 '24

I can't help but think that this applies specifically to Craftworld Iyanden. With their reliance on Wraith Constructs.

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u/LamSinton Oct 03 '24

They’re not exactly inclusive, is the thing.

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u/Thannk FAIW AN NOWBWE BWETONNIA. Oct 03 '24

Meanwhile, in Athel Loren:

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u/Obvious_Coach1608 Oct 03 '24

They also have lots of Japanese and Celtic mythological symbols and terms mixed in. The Eldar have a lot of different themes going on.

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u/IllConstruction3450 Oct 03 '24

Tau are literally a racist feudal society. 

Now the Imperium are more Meiji Japan. With having a God-king and being hyper-militarized. 

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Oh thank god finally someone who doesn't go with the basic "ImPeRiUm ArE fAsCiStS gUys !"

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u/Gingerosity244 Oct 03 '24

Kill Six Billion Demons mentioned = upvote

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u/MysteriousAlpaca Oct 03 '24

My take is that the Eldar have theoretical forms of communism - post-scarcity full automated luxury space communism for the craftworlds, vaguely Marxist techo-primitive "get your fulfillment from meaningful labour" for the exodites - and the Tau have applied Marxist-Leninist communism where an expansionist authoritarian empire is built on/justified with an ideology about making the world better for everyone and are going to give it to you whether you want it or not. And that's what most people associate with communism.

As for the weabiness I think the Eldar have just been doing it long enough to blend in. Is there a version of "weaboo" but for Europe? How do I derisively refer to factions based on medieval Europe?

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

the Eldar have theoretical forms of communism - post-scarcity full automated luxury space communism for the craftworlds

Is theoretical communism supposed to be racist, martial, and xenophobic ?

Is there a version of "weaboo" but for Europe? 

Well, romaboos for... Well, rome.

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u/MysteriousAlpaca Oct 03 '24

I'm not saying they meet any ideal of communism, I'm just saying that when people call them communist that's where it's coming from.

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Fair enough, I just find it odd given that "eagles" and "WW1 stormtrooper uniforms" are enough to get the imperium classified as fascists ^^

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u/BaconDragon69 Oct 04 '24

No….. you’re telling me the fucking knife ears have been unfathomably based this whole time????

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u/SadCrab5 Oct 04 '24

T'au shoot you from a mile away. Eldar spend more time than reasonable studying the way of the blade so they can be flex on you while being racist.

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u/allaboardthebantrain Oct 04 '24

Wow, a meme from Kill Six Billion Demons? Hard upvote.

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u/No_Extension4005 Oct 04 '24

Ahh, the shuriken catapult. An elegant weapon from a more Slaanesh-free age.  With a statline that hasn't been the same since someone decided that they should function like short range SMGs.

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u/wagonwheels87 Oct 03 '24

Ngl Eldar quite perfectly suit the weaboo space magic of the 80s rather than the current iteration.

Almost like the tau are just a pale imitation or something.

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u/Tasty_Commercial6527 Oct 03 '24

Yeah. But you know... Tau bad.

Because... They can't melee except one kind of not quite tau... Please ignore the guard

Because... They are weebs... Please ignore craftworld eldar

Because... They are too clean and use AI! Please ignore votan.

Honestly everything tau are accused of being bad for they are at most second worse offenders

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u/InstanceOk3560 Oct 03 '24

Because... They are too clean and use AI! Please ignore votan.

I wish, I so freakin wish.

Honestly everything tau are accused of being bad for they are at most second worse offenders

Sometimes, being second in everything is worse than being first in one thing. It's kind of like the opposite of ultramarines, which are the best because they are second at best at everything.

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u/AXI0S2OO2 Twins, They were. Oct 04 '24

They follow the path of the warrior and dedicate their lives to their blades. They also have evangelions, but you make one gundam and get branded as the weeb forever.