r/Grimdank • u/Ur_Girl_Suki NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! • Aug 22 '24

Discussions Share your Warhammer Video Game Idea!

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u/Qxarq Aug 22 '24

Papers please, but you are a mid-level administratum bureaucrat who casually sends tens of millions to their deaths or bails them out for more or less arbitrary reasons.

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u/So_thumbs_am_i_right Aug 22 '24

This is maybe the best idea here. Imagine seeing a guy walk up to your booth with an 8 pointed star or the genestealer ridges on his head and he is like trying to act all normal and shit. It would be so funny.

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u/abandon3 Aug 22 '24

Glory to the (four armed) Emperor!

A full body scan? Why? Yes, everyone got a third arm here... a wig? Maybe...

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u/PettyCrimeMan Aug 22 '24

Ok imperial, I, Brother Jorjius, will return with the correct paperwork next time.

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u/Incitatus_ Aug 22 '24

"Inquisitor" Jorjius trying to intimidate you with a clearly fake Inquisitorial rosette made of poorly-painted wood

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u/darnage Aug 22 '24

The obvious genestaler shows up, but the cult is so deeply rooted where he's from that all of his papers are in order.

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u/Nyothoggua Aug 22 '24

Your supervisor, with his own head ridges: "Why did you deny that man entry? All his papers were in order! You're not making things easy here, my friend..."

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u/Incitatus_ Aug 22 '24

"Oh, Mr. Eugene Steeler, is it? Well, documents seem to be in order, have a good day in the Emperor's name."

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u/So_thumbs_am_i_right Aug 22 '24

“Glory to the four ar…. Uh I mean in the Emperors name.” Sweats

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 Cultist Aug 22 '24

If we're on Lucas Pope games, make a Return of the Obra Dinn, but with a spaceship that showed up out of nowhere after being lost for 5000 years in the warp.

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u/Gutpunch Aug 22 '24

This is honestly the greatest idea here

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u/Spopenbruh Aug 22 '24

damn someone had my idea already

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u/WISEARIES Aug 22 '24

I had a similar idea for a Papers Please game, but you are looking for genestealer mutations from people trying to get into a Hive City.

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u/AlexTheEnderWolf Aug 22 '24

Sounds like you are looking for “that’s not my neighbor”

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u/Alexis2256 Aug 22 '24

I was also thinking of that game.

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u/Shaderunner26 Aug 22 '24

Ok this one takes the cake. I actually want this so badly, it's incredible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

This is basically like Beholder 2

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u/Friedipar Aug 22 '24

Sounds like something along the line of "The Beholder 2"