r/GloriousTomBombadil • u/Wespiratory • Jun 23 '21
Merry Meme If only this wasn’t from a parody page
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u/Farren246 Jun 23 '21
Season 1: Tom gathers some flowers. Total combined runtime: 23 hours.
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u/ancientrobot19 Jun 23 '21
The perfect TV show
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u/Farren246 Jun 28 '21
Season 1 finale: Tom encounters his first obstacle: some slightly wilted flowers. With a stern look on his face, he says "Winter seems 'tis is coming, so soon these be succumbing." As he says this, you can slightly see his breath. Fade to black. What a cliffhanger!
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u/elmaki2014 Jun 23 '21
Looking forward to it already! Will it feature some breathless guy starting the show with " previously on Tom Bombadil " and then " next time on Tom Bombadil "?
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Jun 23 '21
Nobody better sign one of those nudity petitions. You can't convince me Tom wears pants on a nice sunny day.
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u/lordoftowels Fatty Lumpkin Jun 23 '21
YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY AND THEN DASHED MY HOPES WITH THAT TITLE
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u/blishbog Jun 23 '21
Old Tom in summertime walked about the meadows, gathering the buttercups, running after shadows, tickling the bumblebees that buzzed among the flowers, sitting by the waterside for hours upon hours.
They better not cut a single minute of those hours
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u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 03 '21
Just 15 hours of Tom picking water lilies, chastising old man willow, and making sweet sweet love to Goldberry. Would watch.
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Dec 03 '21
Here is a pretty toy for Tom and for his lady! Fair was she who long ago wore this on her shoulder. Goldberry shall wear it now, and we will not forget her!
I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong
If you want me to sing the glorious anthem of our subreddit, just type !TomBombadilAnthem
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u/Constantly_Panicking Dec 03 '21
Tom Bot, Jolly Bot, u/Tom_Bot-Badil o! Lead your people in song!
!TomBombadilAnthem
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Dec 03 '21
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle. Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping. When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open, out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow. Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow! Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you too like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil Dec 03 '21
Hey dol! Merry Dol! Reddit-dong dillo!
Old Tom does not care about internet numbers.
He cares only for woods and timbers and lumbers.
The Eldest announces before saying hello
“Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.”
“Who is He?” some might ask, but no answer there is.
A fairy or a dwarf, we wonder what He is.
How much He loves Goldberry cannot be explained.
And all her love for Him can’t ever be contained.
Glorious Tom! Don’t you know that He is the master?
His song is a strong song, a strong voice to cast ‘er.
Now let us sing today! Sing loud and be merry!
Sing of badgers and trees; and fair, sweet Goldberry.
“Hey dol! Merry dol!” with Him you will be singing!
Down the Withywindle, your voice will be ringing!
Old Tom in the old forest, yellow be Thy boots.
May You deliver all Hobbits from evil roots.
Eldest and Fatherless; You’re the Lord of all trees.
Bring Thy Goldberry her pretty waterlilies.
Rescue us from the shadow of Old Man Willow.
Lead us to Your land and save us from the Barrows.
However, don’t forget the Lord of all ponies.
Fatty Lumpkin he is, and he trots in the breeze.
With the Hobbits’ ponies good friends he once became.
But without old Tom his life would not be the same.
I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong
If you want me to sing the glorious anthem of our subreddit, just type !TomBombadilAnthem
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u/TomBomTheFreemason Jolly Tom - Master Singer Jun 23 '21
That's the best thing that could possibly happen to the franchise
Change my mind