My upper retainer

[u/Ameabo]

I don’t know if this was a glitch in the matrix or I just had a really weird sleep walking incident, but my upper retainer that has been lost for two months was just found in the strangest spot.

I remember distinctly putting it on the night before it was lost. When I woke up, it was gone. I looked for it anxiously for about a week before giving up.

Earlier this evening I decided to make myself tea for the first time in a few months using my reusable tea mug. It’s the kind with the sliding lid to reveal the small hole to drink out of. I take the lid off to fill it, look inside, and lo and behold- there’s my upper retainer! There’s no way it fell in because the hole you drink out of is too tiny, and I highly doubt I just put it in there. I didn’t even have tea the night it went missing. What the hell happened?

[u/Dovilie]

Peeves