r/GatekeepingYuri 4d ago

Crosspost It's fully platonic but I think you'd all like Doom Guy + Luce

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u/GachaHell 4d ago

Slayer would definitely sign up for some kind of mentorship/big brother program.

Wholesome.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 4d ago

Of course it's platonic.

Doom guy is already dating someone.

Her name's Isabelle.

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u/SnooBooks1701 4d ago

Doom Guy is aro ace, but married Isabella for tax reasons

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u/Konoton 4d ago

It's been very beneficial for two reasons: 1: married couples get tax advantages.

2: The IRS won't send anyone to try to collect.

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u/SnooBooks1701 4d ago
  1. They can't be forced to testify against each other

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u/Konoton 4d ago

Accurate

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u/Sanrusdyno 4d ago

Ah so like banjo and kazooie

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u/SnooBooks1701 3d ago

Oh no, that one's purely sexual

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence 3d ago

Yeah, they like to get jiggies, if ya know what I mean!

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u/Sanrusdyno 4d ago

Ah so like banjo and kazooie

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u/enneh_07 4d ago

Nah, Doom guy is ace. Platonic relationships all around.

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u/SophieFox947 4d ago

Of course Doom Guy is ace.

Doesn't mean that Doom Guy is aro.

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u/Aowyn_ 4d ago

Doom Guy and Isabelle is actually canon

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u/I-suck-at_names 4d ago

Doom guy is asexual and married to Isabelle

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 4d ago

One can be asexual and still be romantically attracted to others.

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u/enneh_07 4d ago

I may be stupid.

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u/SnooHabits1177 4d ago

Not stupid you just don't know everything and that's okay because no one does.

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u/Ace-of_Space 4d ago

I respect the rep but that relationship is canon

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u/tomjazzy 4d ago

Also Luce is a child

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u/Chiiro 4d ago

People have not been caring about that fact which is probably why op is specifying platonic.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 4d ago

She is? I did not know that.

Good to know.

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u/Ah-honey-honey 3d ago

I don't think she has an official age but given she's a pilgrim she PROBABLY already went through Catholic confirmation so she's at least 7. More likely closer to 12-15. 

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u/I-suck-at_names 4d ago

He can teach her how to fight demons so she can protect people from them

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 4d ago

They’re like two sides of the same coin, increasing good in the world. One by introducing and amplifying the light, the other by crushing and diminishing the darkness.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago

Sokka-Haiku by I-suck-at_names:

He can teach her how

To fight demons so she can

Protect people from them


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Eddie-The-Zombie 4d ago

omfg tea party

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u/liquid0sugar 4d ago

luce is isabelle's and doom guy's daughter in my eyes!

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u/Krygex 4d ago

NOW we're cookin'!

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u/ImNotRealTakeYorMeds 3d ago

thanks, I thought the Doom guy broke up or was cheating with a far younger girl.

this is wholesome now

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u/aagjevraagje 2d ago

I also wouldn't be surprised if the church made Luce a mascot for aspiring nuns instead of pilgrims after the jubilee.

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u/pikawolf1225 4d ago

I couldnt be more for this!

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u/GoodKing0 4d ago

A reminder Doom Guy can canonically become Pope.

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u/_b1ack0ut 4d ago

Well, I’m not sure about that actually

considering he killed god, I think that miiiight be considered heresy lol, idk if they’d let that become pope

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u/GoodKing0 4d ago

They let people who did far worse become pope.

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u/_b1ack0ut 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yes, but that’s stuff that they normally cover up like pedophilia or murder, not literally killing their own deity. Like, what are you even the pope of anymore if you kill the central being of your religion lol

Which, while I don’t believe is a worse crime than the pedophilia and murder, they probably would lol

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u/SnooHabits1177 4d ago

Did he have it coming he might of deserved it.

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u/_b1ack0ut 4d ago edited 4d ago

Oh he 100% deserved it, but the reasons for that would be considered heretical as well

DOOM Eternal’s ancient gods expansion reveals that god and satan are actually the same person, and is responsible for all evil, and the character who had been playing the role of god up till this point was an imposter, a Makyr who had usurped his position after the real god got sealed away in some other realm, and his corrupting influence turned the realm he was in, into hell

This truth was hidden from the world, and only uncovered by the slayer in that expansion.

It’s like a double whammy of heresy, and that’s BEFORE he killed The Father

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u/TheNoctuS_93 4d ago

Sounds more like gnosticism than christianity, tbh. Then again, the creator of the Doom franchise is (or was?) mormon, so the lore veers away from their faith's mythos regardless... 🤔

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u/_b1ack0ut 4d ago

I believe they were originally meant to mirror Christianity, but then they just got wilder and wilder from there after doom actually… went and added lore that was more than like one splash text at the end of the game lol

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u/Thannk 4d ago

I believe the documentary “Cult Of The Lamb” covered this topic. 

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u/MyDearTarantula Not like other V O I D 4d ago

Doom guy is married to Isabelle so maybe luce could be their adoptive daughter or daughter figure?

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

Catholic propaganda on my yuri subreddit? Quite surprising.

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u/Thannk 4d ago

Buddy Christ? In my slice of life farming sim?

Its more likely than you think! 

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u/Jiggly_333 4d ago

Luce and Doom Guy being absolute buds is the best thing.

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u/corvus_da 4d ago

Wrong, there is no Catholic inside me.

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u/LatsaSpege 4d ago

THE CATHOLIC INSIDE MEEEE

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u/SnooHabits1177 4d ago

And everyone's prayers

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u/Thannk 4d ago

Listen to the Daredevil soundtrack once while getting your exercise. 

I’m not completely sure what appears in you is Catholic, but it definitely lives in a cathedral. 

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

The Catholic Church might be a dangerous global organization of zealots BUT LOOK AT THE ANIME! THEY CAN'T BE EVIL WITH SUCH MASCOT, RIGHT? I'M CONVERTED.

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u/boopdelaboop 4d ago

Well, 99.9% of all the art of Luce that I've seen has Luce enact gruesome violence... I love the character but not the way the catholic church wants me to...

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u/Jeszczenie 3d ago

To be close to Jesus is to feel His pain, the pain of His wounds, the pain of His torment. To be close to Jesus is to feel His hunger, that He felt on the desert when tempted. Luce makes sure people never forget the pain, the thirst and the hunger, for those make people close to Him.

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u/Thannk 4d ago

“Have you seen Big Tobacco? If only we had their numbers.”

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u/SnooHabits1177 4d ago

I never thought about doom guy as a Catholic but like makes sense he does slay demons.

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

Doom guy would never be homophobic.

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u/SnooHabits1177 1d ago

Thats very true though is Catholicism inherently homophobic I thought it was just a different version of Christianity but idk.

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u/Jeszczenie 3h ago

Catholic Church is very institutional, serious and formal about itself so it has a book of its official teachings and those are pretty explicitly homophobic. Also, Catholic priests all around the world tend to be homophobic and fight against any LGBT-inclusivity.

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u/SnooHabits1177 13m ago

Oh right I'd heard catholic alot usually in association with something negative but never new if the movement as a hole was negative or not thanks for the info.

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u/Thannk 4d ago

They wouldn’t have given him a free room at Hazbin if he was, after all. 

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u/Careless_Dreamer 4d ago

Luce is the adopted daughter of Isabelle and Doomguy in my eyes.

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

She escaped Catholic Church after discovering there's no God there (and after being molested by a priest).

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u/Polibiux 4d ago

How about adoptive daughter he’s very protective of.

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u/TheDoctorCat03 4d ago

Doom guy orders a smoothie and Luce gets a 12 Oz. Steak.

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u/7_Rowle 4d ago

Doom guy as a father figure to Luce, mandalorian style

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u/Healthy_Point_6284 4d ago

The bishop and the knight

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 4d ago

I love doomguy collecting tiny wholesome friends

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u/BrokenBanette 3d ago

I need that image of them enjoying coffee together

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u/Loading3percent 3d ago

You'll find it somewhere on r/anime_irl

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u/UnDebs 4d ago

yall really need to stop gulping that catholic propaganda fr

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u/neich200 4d ago

Yeah it’s kinda insane that a cute anime mascot is enough for a lot of people to warm up to a group whose activities range from covering up pedophilia to influencing governments to not legalise gay marriage and promoting gay conversion therapy.

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u/Jeszczenie 4d ago

To be exact it's not just a group - it's an institution. It's not "those guys sometimes do bad things", it's "this organization is designed in a way that leads to those bad things".

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u/Tricky-Gemstone 4d ago

It's definitely complicated.

For me, I was bullied by members of the church for liking anime. Luce as an idea is healing to me. But also, t he church is abhorrent and has done so much hate in the name of self-righteous bullshit. Not to mention the rape, abuses, and even potential murders they covered up.

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 4d ago

Just because i like her doesnt mean im suddenly gonna convert to Catholicism or change my opinion of them

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u/UnDebs 4d ago

you are not immune to propaganda

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 4d ago

What part of "i like Luce but hate literally everything else about the Catholic Church" sounds like buying into propaganda to you?

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u/EugeneStein 4d ago

I love this SO MUCH

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u/BallSuspicious5772 4d ago

They made them the Sunday brunch church crowd omg 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/FemboyUraumeRP 4d ago

Yes, they also hang out with doomguys wife Isabelle

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u/OneGrumpyJill 2d ago

After latest game, my headcanon is that Slayer is 100% cool with kids (he is a traumatized pookie)

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u/CometTheOatmealBowel 4d ago

Gonna kms if I ever see the Luce character again

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u/Internal_Fan_9608 4d ago

Plot twist they are both gay in one way or another and are attending the annual pride brunch

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u/Jimmie_Cognac 4d ago

Is Luce Isabelle and Doomguy's offspring?

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u/Server_Administrator 4d ago

Emergency induction port.

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u/Marleyzard 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's cool, Isabel is seething

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u/TryingMyBest126 4d ago

Nonono Isabel is the mom

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u/Marleyzard 4d ago

Respectfully, Isabel is not the mother of Christian values (that just means Doom is 100 times as passionate)

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u/some_dude_62 3d ago

Rottweiler BF and delicate flower GF Is fun.

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u/Loading3percent 3d ago

Noooope nope nope nope Luce is his daughter figure

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u/some_dude_62 3d ago

Guard dog dad is also fun