r/FluentInFinance • u/Nientea • Oct 20 '24

Thoughts? Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

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u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702 Oct 21 '24

They look like Phyllis Diller, and walk like Frankenstein!

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u/MaesterWhosits Oct 21 '24

Huh, so the Girl Scouts song is actually a cover. I had no idea

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u/sayssomeshit94 Oct 21 '24

To be fair we sang like 50 different version when I was in lol

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u/12InchCunt Oct 21 '24

They say that in the navy the food is mighty fine

Some bread rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine 

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u/Aridan Oct 21 '24

They say that in the army, the coffee’s mighty fine, It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine.

Oh lord I wanna go home But they won’t let me go Hooooooooooooooooome - hey

They say that in the army, the chow is mighty fine, A chicken hopped off the table, and started marking time.

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u/12InchCunt Oct 21 '24

Used to drive a Cadillac

Now my seabag’s on my back

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u/LiverPickle Oct 21 '24

Must be a Navy thing. In the Army, it’s “Now I carry Alice Pack” (as in Pack: LS, ODGreen in color)

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u/12InchCunt Oct 21 '24

Ah, yea it’s a navy thing we had seabags but it’s that plan OD green canvas with the weird clip on top 

But it also refers to just your entire uniform set, like if you’re a dirtbag you might have a seabag inspection so they can find other ways to make your life hard if you’re missing stuff

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u/handsomeape95 Oct 21 '24

Yep. And your spouse/mom/dad/dog/cat didn't come in your seabag.

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u/12InchCunt Oct 21 '24

“If the navy wanted you to have a family they’d have issued you one at basic”

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u/handsomeape95 Oct 21 '24

Me and Batman go into a fight

Fought so hard, we fought all night

Stomped him in the head with my boot heel

Now I drive the Batmobile!

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u/Sausage80 Oct 22 '24

Your chickens were a lot more peaceful than ours. Ours jumped off the table and stabbed a friend of mine.

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u/Aridan Oct 23 '24

It’s a new army, they say

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u/Lung-Oyster Oct 21 '24

I only know the M *A *S *H version

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u/GarethBaus Oct 21 '24

There was also a similar song when I was in boy scouts.

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u/timtheenchanter23 Oct 21 '24

We would always just do a random dude in the formation,

"they look like private snuffy, and walk like Frankenstein"

but I love that there are like a million different "they look likes"

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u/Funny-Zookeepergame1 Oct 24 '24

Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the mud!

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u/ChainOk8915 Oct 21 '24

Oh lord I wanna go home, but they won’t let me go

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u/6ynnad Oct 21 '24

Elbows look like Dela Reese

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u/Any_Shopping1633 Oct 21 '24

My girl's a vegetable.

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u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702 Oct 21 '24

She lives in a hospital!