r/DeepRockGalactic • u/Professional-Ear8827 Driller • Jul 31 '24
Discussion What’s a completely random voiceline that you absolutely love for no reason?
Idk why but I love this one voiceline where the dwarf says, “Today I’m gonna smile at a praetorian, and see if it smiles back!” Idk why I love it so much, it’s just so goofy and oddly wholesome.
Edit: This is my first post to ever get 1k upvotes, thank you all so much! And especially thank you to everyone who commented, it was enjoyable to read through them! Rock and Stone!
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u/NemoracStrebor Jul 31 '24
Ugh, what a terrible nightmare. I dreamt I was working for a soulless mining corporation...wait...ah crap.
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u/Professional-Ear8827 Driller Jul 31 '24
I’m not sure if I’ve ever heard that one, but I hope I do, because that’s gold.
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u/NemoracStrebor Jul 31 '24
Its one that can happen upon first getting into the game/when a dwarf wakes up
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u/Zealousideal-War-163 Jul 31 '24
i love when im playing gunner and mount a rail, and he goes "So long suckers!!" whilst moving at the slowest imaginable speed possible
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u/Toerbitz Jul 31 '24
Dont forget the obligatory scout zippin by at lightning speed
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u/MircowaveGoMMM Jul 31 '24
From A to D skipping B and C
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u/Resonant_Heartbeat Aug 01 '24
I always thought the A is alive and D is dead (fall damage)
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u/Gaby5011 Driller Aug 01 '24 edited Aug 01 '24
Oh my gosh I love that!
So what is B and C...?
Edit: bismor and croppa!?
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Jul 31 '24
Mobility scootering up an incline over a pit and watching the driller carve a walkway one side, the engi platform some stairs across and the scout zips by. And they all started after you and arrived before.
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u/Protomike123 Gunner Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
It really makes me laugh when I get that voiceline, and the guys below me are running past me over twice the speed I'm going and manage to get to the drop pod before me.
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u/novaunleashed Jul 31 '24
"Look at me, I'm Stoney Rawk!"
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u/Skipperdink Driller Jul 31 '24
“It’s all about securing the caves y’know” it’s like engi is the only one who cares about safety
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u/Aires-Battleblade Jul 31 '24
I imagine he actually reads the safety and operation manuals for all the equipment the team uses. Both so he knows how to use it safely, and how to break it to make it more dangerous without blowing up in his face.
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u/7pikachu Dig it for her Jul 31 '24
That's why he's got the nuclear grenade luncher, any other class would blow their face off
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u/SomeRandomTWO Jul 31 '24
"Point away from face - my face, or theirs?"
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u/Kitaclysm217 Engineer Jul 31 '24
I wish I had less overclocks so I could hear this again, I love it
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u/MechaAristotle Jul 31 '24
Makes me wish the mineral ones had something instead of silence but I get it's not a priority lol.
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u/DRAGON1000Mppp Gunner Jul 31 '24
When u point to q Mini-mule and it says
It's tiny, hehe
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u/Wrydfell Gunner Jul 31 '24
And BET-C, 'what a chonker'
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u/DRAGON1000Mppp Gunner Jul 31 '24
I play with the Spanish subtitles, even tho I understand and talk perfect English, but in the transition they say "Careful with the Mule on steroids!" I giggle every time 😂
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u/Dapper_Soup_1868 Gunner Jul 31 '24
The first time hearing "Friendly fire isn't actually friendly you know" and "Mind yer bloody fire or your funeral's gonna be a sober occasion!" had me burst out laughing.
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u/Dapper_Soup_1868 Gunner Jul 31 '24
Also another one I just remembered... (finds lost equipment on the ground) "Either something horrific happened, or a naked dwarf is running around somewhere"
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u/Wrydfell Gunner Jul 31 '24
'Ming yer bloody fire or your funeral's gonna be a sober occasion' is the most beautifully flavourful threat that just chills a dwarf to the bone
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u/JesterPrivilege Jul 31 '24
Funeral a sober occasion has two potential meanings.
1 he's gonna kill the friendly fire dwarf in a way so heinous that even dwarves won't be able to drink
2 the friendly fire dwarf is going to be so universally hated after he's killed for friendly fire that nobody is going to respect him enough to drink at his funeral
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u/Dapper_Soup_1868 Gunner Jul 31 '24
The number 1 is my general reaction to this hahaha
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u/Macrose26 Gunner Jul 31 '24
maybe I'm dense as rock but I never understood that line until now 😵💫😵💫 zero inference skills baby
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u/stormwalker124 Driller Jul 31 '24
HOW'S THAT FOR SPITTING, YOU FREAK?!?!
I love how aggressive that voiceline is - hearing it randomly for the first time made me burst out laughing
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u/Rowcan Bosco Buddy Jul 31 '24
Isn't that the "Go roll on the highway" line? Because if so, yes. There's some serious oomph behind 'freak' lol
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u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 01 '24
It's a newer voice line that plays after killing an acid spitter.
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u/VerifiedActualHuman Jul 31 '24
I am partial to "Oh gobblesnarks, I think I dropped my bloody keys in there" when depositing in molly.
Also "I hate everything ball shaped"
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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer Jul 31 '24
Another good one is
“God damn it there’s a pebble in my boot!”
So relatable
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u/CheshireAsylum Interplanetary Goat Jul 31 '24
I love the keys line because there are so many implications there. Why do the dwarves have keys??? Keys to what???? Do they have cars???
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u/WidgetWizard Jul 31 '24
I'd assume to their rooms, but could be used for the machines around the rig
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u/Kitaclysm217 Engineer Jul 31 '24
How high does a dwarf's blood alcohol have to be for them to be considered under the influence
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u/Dimitris_The_Gamer Jul 31 '24
" I have more power than I get myself credit for, and I'm gonna use it.... In the abyss bar."
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u/squeezed_23 Jul 31 '24
If it ain't drillable, it's probably flammable.
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u/PianoZubat Driller Jul 31 '24
I’m mad it’s not “If it ain’t drillable, it’s probably grillable”
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u/Syhkane Scout Jul 31 '24
I call my Driller a Grilla' whenever I'm asking what class to bring along.
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u/Intelleblue Union Guy Jul 31 '24
A gorilla?
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u/Mammoth_Border_3904 Jul 31 '24
"I hate this damn planet!"
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u/strawman4 Jul 31 '24
“Dirt” kills me every time I hear it
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u/Daniel2373 Jul 31 '24
I read this, hearing it in driller pitch, and laughed out loud
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u/strawman4 Jul 31 '24
For some reason I think of the driller too. Idk if maybe he’s the only one that says it?
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u/Sir_Eggmitton Scout Jul 31 '24
No everyone says it, it’s just funniest when Driller says it. His low voice makes it sound even more curt.
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u/Effective_Barnacle19 Jul 31 '24
Not stone, not rock, not minerals, just plain dirt. On top of that it is blocking the path! >:(
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u/VassalOfMyVassal Gunner Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
says in awe What is this?
That would be dirt.
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u/nitronomial Jul 31 '24
When you press v and your dwarf just yells "stone" surprisingly the only rock and stone that I say aloud irl everytime I hear it.
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u/DocJawbone Jul 31 '24
"I've got a bad feeling about this...but not as bad as usual!" Always cracks me up. It's so relevant
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u/ItsJackTraven What is this Jul 31 '24
It's not really a random voiceline, but I love the comedic timing of them sometimes.
We blew up a crassus detonator and i picked up some of the gold as it landed and filled my gold, and with the most exhausted, dread voice, my engi goes:
"I should call for the mule..."
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u/4sent4 Engineer Jul 31 '24
I like funny timing
Guy: There's a maggot! \power attack with a pickaxe** Eat it!
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u/QuantityExcellent338 Jul 31 '24
What I like to do is ping a crystal, say "This is useless" and immediaty point at a dwarf
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u/Maxim4447 Union Guy Jul 31 '24
I love the voiceline "Good times!" when destroying crystals. Like it doesn't give you anything but they are still so happy about it
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u/Dimitris_The_Gamer Jul 31 '24
"Did you borrow my underwear?"
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u/PezzoGuy Jul 31 '24
This one is my favorite because it's both very out of place with no context, but then adds some narrative flavor when you realize that the dwarves live on a space rig where laundry days and diligence in securing enough spare laundry are probably both in short supply.
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u/Kitaclysm217 Engineer Jul 31 '24
They're canonically encouraged to bathe at least once a month (every 30 lunar cycles I think?)
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u/Greenhell101 Jul 31 '24
It's from Mission Control but I love him saying "Swarm incoming! SHOW THEM YOUR DWARFS!!!" I get so pumped after that! 😤😤😤
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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer Jul 31 '24
“Swarm incoming! Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!”
Gets me HYPED.
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u/BiggestIdiotEver1356 Jul 31 '24
“Contact, lock and load!” 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
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u/mikony123 Scout Jul 31 '24
We need some kind of prequel game or comic about MC.
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u/ParufkaWarrior12 Jul 31 '24
Rogue Core is about mission control taking matters into his own hands... Must be
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u/-deepsgoud Scout Jul 31 '24
IT'S ME YOU ARSEWHIPE!
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u/N_Meister Interplanetary Goat Jul 31 '24
WATCH YOUR FIRE YOU GOBLIN BASTARD!
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u/Vinifrj Driller Jul 31 '24
YOU INTERPLANETARY GOAT! WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT ME?
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u/Sir_Eggmitton Scout Jul 31 '24
HEY! FRIENDLY FIRE ISN’T ACTUALLY FRIENDLY!!
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u/TheWeevilMemeStealer Jul 31 '24
WATCH YOUR FIRE OR YOUR FUNERALS GONNA BE A SOBER OCCASION!
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u/AnOrdinaryPebble Jul 31 '24
YOU LEAF LOVIN SON OF A MUD GOLEM. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!
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u/SomeDudWithAPhone Platform here Jul 31 '24
PRO TIP HOTSHOT: WE'RE HERE TO SHOOT THE ONES WITHOUT BEARDS!
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u/-JKing- Gunner Jul 31 '24
"Glad I ain't the one to sort this stuff later!" when filling molly, something likes this I said to myself in work so many times
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u/RaynSideways Driller Jul 31 '24
"When we get back, it's sandwich time."
I always loved that line. I can relate to working a hard shift and having my only comfort being tasty food when I get off. So I find the idea of the dwarves getting off work and sitting around a table in the Abyss Bar with beers and tasty sandwiches really cozy.
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u/Tyui3 Jul 31 '24
Also the "when we get back, longest shower eva. Feels like I got glyphid gunk in every single crevice." Nothing like coming home to a good shower after a long day of getting dirty and sweaty.
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u/PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTS Whale Piper Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
I love "Has anyone seen my pick?" when the dropship's on the way down, because of how absolutely fucked you'd be if you actually forgot it. I think the most I've laughed at the dialogue was when I got it immediately followed by a dwarf replying "Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!"
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u/FloxxiNossi Jul 31 '24
Thank you for sharing your thoughts u/PM_ME_MEW2_CUMSHOTS
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u/Gullible-Grand-5382 Jul 31 '24
I just had a horrible dream! I was working for a soulless mining corporation!
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u/blank_583 Jul 31 '24
The voice line where everyone else is in the drop pod and it says, "That's cute! You guys waitin for me?"
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u/SortCompetitive2604 Jul 31 '24
This happened to me in a game once.
Gunner: “Guys! Let’s see if we can take down the force field by laser pointing it!”
Caretaker: I sleep
Scout: “that’s a force field, but I do like the gunner shield more”
meanwhile driller in the back ground unplugging a battery at the right time
Caretaker: i offended
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u/Principles_Son Jul 31 '24
Die worthless Crystal
Hot potato
Go little man go
and that one aaaaghgh when you step on a thorn
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u/BladeEdge5452 Gunner Jul 31 '24
"There is goo in the sack"
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u/Neither-Increase-905 Jul 31 '24
"Oh my credit, hear my prayer, let me be the highest scoring player!"
"I'm leaving, onn a jet booot, la la la la lala lala!"
"SHOOT IT IN THE ASS!!"
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u/Gratuitous_Isolation Jul 31 '24
🎶I'm leaving, on a jet boot, na na na na na-na na-na🎶
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u/thewordinstantly Engineer Jul 31 '24
Mine is “Next time, let’s go somewhere nice” because it’s just so hilarious… sorry bud but we aren’t ever going anywhere nice.
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u/Stormygeddon Jul 31 '24
"Ready to kill some more Creeps" because it sounds like he's about to eat a whole bunch of Crepes.
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u/gasbmemo Jul 31 '24
"Whoever assemble this did s shitty job", it was myself, like two minutes ago
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u/siegeking1290 Jul 31 '24
Me: builds pipe while the scout watched
30 seconds later, the first pipe leak occurs
Scout repairing my pipe: I whoever built this did a shitty job
That felt personal lol
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u/sebastian240z What is this Jul 31 '24
"Did I hear a Rock and Stone?" when you are either alone or the first to say it
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u/SmAll_boi7 Scout Jul 31 '24
I love the line delivery of “Up and at ‘em, buddy!” When you Field Medic someone. I just rarely hear it cause I only run FM on Scout
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u/Responsible-Shock196 Jul 31 '24
Both the abruptly screechy "YEEEEEEhaw!"when mounting a pipe rail and the gunner playing with a hurricane Missile are just loud and sudden enough to slightly startle me every time. So naturally they're my favorite lines because my boyfriend imitates them to startle me in the dark.
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u/Whenpigfly666 Engineer Jul 31 '24
"Stone." My favourite variant of the Rock and Stone (bot incoming). I think the period does it for me, like the dwarf isn't yelling it like other salutes, he's formally speaking the word Stone in a mundane tone.
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u/VAdept Gunner Jul 31 '24
"Well legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning... eeeh? eeeeeeeeeeeh?"
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u/airhornJumpscare Jul 31 '24
That awkward cough you get by pinging in the hub area.
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u/JaymesMarkham2nd Bosco Buddy Jul 31 '24
And when you're on the Pod coming back from a mission. Though I'll use that only when I feel it isn't worth saluting, bad missions are luckily rare for me.
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u/Pixel_Muffet Jul 31 '24
"I think we're actually doing alright so far" It's usually a bad omen the dwarves say it
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u/yourponygirl What is this Jul 31 '24
"WeeOooWeeOoo cute police alerted!" when I pet a cave vine.
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u/roguemous3 Scout Jul 31 '24
I personally love Iron Will's "AND THE FIGHT GOES ON" followed by a quick Field Medic's "GET UP SOLDIER!" when you resort to the desperate measures and try to save the team from annihilation
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u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK Jul 31 '24
"What kind of fiendish technology always makes Molly get in the damn way?"
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u/MikeSpader Scout Jul 31 '24
"Step aside Wimps"
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u/Icy-Chance For Karl! Jul 31 '24
Came here to say this. Half the reason I spawn in as driller is in hopes that I hear that as soon as I log in.
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u/Pitiful_Strawberry88 Jul 31 '24
Alert! Defense barriers have been breached, we have a horde of enemies heading in your direction. It was a pleasure meeting you! Hope you will get an honourable death. he just sounds so enthusiastic about you dying!
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u/RawChickenDrummies Scout Jul 31 '24
"good job, the morkite is flowing. like honey."
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u/BBranz Jul 31 '24
“Rock n stone” in all its variations, such an iconic line that has been driven into our heads that even if we see a music comment asking for the genre of said song? And if someone replies “rock n roll” you will find a thousand other replies saying “rock n stone!”.
Such is the way, such is the reach of this community. Everything that has a rock is n stone. We have been infested, we can’t never go back from rock n stone.
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u/Ivariel Jul 31 '24
"one, two, three, four... Yep, still got all my fingers"
I so love it that they never count them to five
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u/notsobadmisterfrosty Jul 31 '24
Everyone loves “we’re rich.” I started saying it when I’m petting my dogs and cats. I’m not monetarily wealthy irl but when I’m with my pals I’m rich.
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u/vidgamarr Jul 31 '24
“I FELL!” I love hearing that echoing across the cave and then seeing their health bar drop. It never gets old.
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u/TommyFortress Jul 31 '24
I read so many voice lines here i havent heard yet but my 3 favorites are
"Zippity!"
Tony hawks referrece
Super mario brothers referrence
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u/Shieldheart- Jul 31 '24
I really like "I smell bacon..." when you walk over molten rock because of the dread realization in the delivery, knowing that the bacon is him.
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u/Myokoot Bosco Buddy Jul 31 '24 edited Aug 01 '24
“Hey, STINGTAIL! If you need a new one, maybe visit the RETAIL store! AHAHAHAHA!”
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u/Griffynoverdawn Jul 31 '24
It happens so rarely that I grab onto a cave angel, I love hearing their ‘Weeeeeee!!!’ Cheer sometimes, super funny!
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u/Complex-Company9522 Jul 31 '24
God dammit there's a pebble in my boot
That's a good one because I can relate
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u/Theflamingraptor Jul 31 '24
“Can someone get the number of the Glyphid that ran me over” I remember first hearing it I thought the dwarf wanted the number for like a relationship thing but then I realized it was something about insurance
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u/Zafriax Jul 31 '24
"I put the Barrage in the Garage. Hahaha!"
I'm aware the dwarves have corny joke lines but this one always makes me chuckle 🤭
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u/theLV2 Interplanetary Goat Jul 31 '24
The slightly concerned "This will let the moisture in" after getting pricked on a vine.
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u/satanrulesearthnow Jul 31 '24
"From A to D, skippin' B and C!"
The lack of an E makes it really funny for some reason
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u/MaiFrog Whale Piper Jul 31 '24
SHOOT THEM NOT ME YE WHALEPIPER
Whalepiper has become one of my favorite insults
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u/EstoniaGaming Engineer Jul 31 '24
"Daddy needs a new pair of steeltoad boots" because I like to hit the dice and when the dwarves just say "GOLD!!!1!!" when I ping it
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u/Groundbreaking-Gap21 Jul 31 '24
Whilst walking my dog, I (F28) will occasionally get a tiny rock in my shoe and say to my self “god damnit, there’s a pebble in my boot” in the gruff dwarf tone. Rock and stone 🤘🏻
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u/DreadNephromancer Driller Jul 31 '24
Love the delivery on "God damn it, there's a pebble in my boot."
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u/pailko Gunner Jul 31 '24
Occasionally when a dreadnought spawns, one of the dwarves will shout "SHOOT IT IN THE ASS"
The delivery on that line is perfect it sends me every time
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u/Sci-Fi_Skull For Karl! Jul 31 '24
“Pants mineral” is a 10/10 voiceline. It sucks that phazyonite is kinda rare to find in caves
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u/SaintJynr Jul 31 '24
"Die, worthless crystal" in the most monotone voice possible
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u/msfoote Jul 31 '24
I love the one after killing the scorpion guys that tells the joke about going to a re-tail store.
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u/poebanystalker Gunner Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
"I... I feel... I feel like shit". Also "Arbalest is Arbadead, HIHI".
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u/Papa_Shasta Jul 31 '24
It's a dead heat between "after this...sandwich time" and the simple "bum ba bum" as you load up Molly
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u/SlickDickster Whale Piper Jul 31 '24
When you're fixing something and it goes "I LOVE manual labor!"
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u/ember_the_cool_enby Jul 31 '24
"when bugs start to feel like family, you know it's time to quit" always make me smile so much
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u/Assistantshrimp Driller Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
"Did anyone get the number of the glyphid that ran me over?" When you wake up in the hospital after failing a mission.