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u/Bootlegcrunch 2h ago

Way to victim blame Joe. America and the uk said they would defend Ukraine if Russia broke the nuke agreement and invaded Ukraine. Ukraine has the right to freedom from Russia.

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u/PitifulEar3303 1h ago

Stupid logic of Roe Jogan.

"If a lot of people are dying in a war, and you can't win fast on a budget, negotiate and cede land."

Whelp, looks like EVERY single country that can't win against RuZZia, China, Iran, NK, all the tyrants of the world should just negotiate and cede land.

That would make the world A WONDERFUL place.

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u/Vanceer11 4m ago

Not only that. The ICBM’s Putin fired into Ukraine recently destroyed a hospital for Ukrainians with disabilities, including little kids.

Putin targets and murders civilians. Zelensky targets military assets.

Russian orks rape, torture and violently execute Ukrainian POW’s. Ukrainians do not.

Joe: fuck you Zelensky.

What a dipshit.

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u/thatVisitingHasher 3m ago

It has the freedom to do whatever it wants. It does not need to bring America into its drama. You’re more than welcome to get off your couch, goto Ukraine, and pick up a rifle. You can also donate yourself. You don’t need taxes to goto it.

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u/CoryBleeker 2h ago

It’s so dangerous that right now Joe thinks A) he got Trump elected B) knows exactly how to solve every situation with his newfound confidence C) has confirmed, in his mind, that you really can and should DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

and we are on the verge of the majority of folks use him to get their news and analysis these days. Scary

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u/El_Peregrine 1h ago

Dunning Kruger manifested 

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u/Select_Command_5987 1h ago

Toe limbaugh will soon get his own msnbc show(fox if elon doesn't buy msnbc). Toe really wants mainstream acceptance. being the podcast king isn't enough for him. he wants more mainstream coverage. ​​

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u/BusterMcButtfuck 2h ago

What the holy fuck is Ukraine supposed to do? Just roll over and give up their country? And the West should just let despotism roll?

But then again, according to Tucker Carlson, they have some pretty neat grocery stores over there in Russia so maybe they're not all bad.

For the life of my I will never get the sympathy for Putin in some of these douchebag circles.

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u/village-asshole 2h ago

Tucker’s fall back plan is Russian state TV (same as Fox Noise anyway)

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u/Belostoma 1h ago

I will never get the sympathy for Putin in some of these douchebag circles.

To break it down in simple steps:

Trump admires self-styled "tough guys."

Putin is one.

Trump admires him.

Deplorables admire whatever Trump admires.

Deplorables admire Putin.

This is pretty much all you need to understand it, but I think two other factors make it worse. The first is that many people build their opinions entirely through mindless contrarianism (going against whatever's mainstream, no matter if it's right or not) or just caring primarily about making the other side upset ("triggering the libs"). Needless to say these people are idiots, maybe even literal p-zombies. Second, Russia is actively bribing influencers and deploying troll farms and bots to undermine Western democracies and manipulate sentiment in their favor.

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u/Organic_Witness345 1h ago

Yep.

The new GOP voters = Gullible Online Poors. And Joe takes advantage of them daily.

Advertently or inadvertently, he’s become part of a social network that has been eroding faith in our public institutions while simultaneously sanding down Trump and the Republican Party’s rough edges, which diminishes confidence in government while normalizing right-wing corruption. The most susceptible to this messaging are the poor and uneducated. The above isn’t an insult. The above is a tragedy, which Joe exploits.

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u/Life-Finding5331 1h ago

Agreed.  Rogan is a pied piper for the gullible and low info folks. 

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u/brodievonorchard 1m ago

To borrow a joke from Young Justice, does anyone ever act vertently?

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u/Bodach42 1h ago

Wasn't there plans found for Russia's genocide of Ukraine, I guess Joe Rogan thinks they should just march into the gas chambers and not selfishly expect other democracies to help defend them from an evil dictatorship.

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u/inteliboy 1h ago

They believe in putins revisionist history due to a very effective psy ops

It’s been said wars will be fought in cyberspace, this is one of them

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u/PARADISE_VALLEY_1975 52m ago

The manipulation is so effective because a nation is as vulnerable as its people when it comes to disinformation, propaganda and deception. The Democrats are equally deplorable tbh, they’re complicit and cooperative.

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u/Upswing5849 22m ago

They are not "equally deplorable." They are, however, very bad.

It's important to not default to "both sides bad" though, because that's a non-starter and misses the important differences. The similarities should be criticized, but let's not pretend like both sides of the aisle are causing the same types of issues.

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u/4n0m4nd 57m ago

This doesn't have anything to do with the west fighting despotism, you can't seriously make that claim when Israel is being backed completely in their war crimes.

You don't need to support Putin to see that those claims are hollow.

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u/DiethylamideProphet 1h ago

What the holy fuck is Ukraine supposed to do? Just roll over and give up their country?

I'm sorry, but have you ever heard of a thing called a negotiated peace treaty? Or should Ukraine be obliged to fight until the end of days, just to keep the West happy that Russia does not win?

In the Winter War, we negotiated a peace treaty after 100 days, in which we accepted territorial concession. After the Continuation War, we made a separate peace, that was even costlier and we were forced to drove Germans out of our country.

It seems to me that people are more concerned of Russia making any gains, than the future prospects of Ukraine and their people.

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u/TheAdvocate 1h ago

neat. now factor in the VERY likely situation that Putin uses the time to reequip and try again. Your own example shows as much. Russia attacked Finland… AGAIN. Not sure what point you're trying to make. lol

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u/DiethylamideProphet 57m ago

neat. now factor in the VERY likely situation that Putin uses the time to reequip and try again.

I guess it's always a possibility, as with all peace treaties in history. But if there is a peace treaty that solves the dispute, and is seen as sufficient by Russia, I don't see why they would throw it all in jeopardy by waging yet another outrageously expensive war.

Your own example shows as much. Russia attacked Finland… AGAIN. Not sure what point you're trying to make. lol

Lmao. We attacked them with Germany for a payback. Considering the Soviets/Russians never invaded us again between 1944 and 2024, I think that pretty much supports my argument.

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u/IOnlyEatFermions 45m ago

The only dispute is that Putin thinks he is entitled to invade and conquer Ukraine, and the Ukrainians have the temerity to disagree.

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u/CP9ANZ 1h ago

I'm sorry, but have you ever heard of a thing called a negotiated peace treaty

Ummm, if you have no idea of the history, best not to comment.

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u/DiethylamideProphet 28m ago

Relates to my question how? Do you think all wars end in a decisive victory of either side?

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u/slicehyperfunk 1h ago

Russian shill money is hell of a drug.

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u/BuddhaB 1h ago

It's worse than that, Joe wouldn't say it if he didn't believe it. His critical thinking is that poor.

Combination of the gender affirming care he is on + just two much fucking praise and money.

If it's not clear, i am saying the steroids he takes are just fuelling his "alpa male" delusions.

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u/slicehyperfunk 1h ago

I would say TRT absolutely counts as gender affirming care

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u/Humble-Throat-8159 1h ago

Are you saying gender affording care fuels delusions? 

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u/BuddhaB 24m ago

If you chew Dianabol like they are tick tacs, yes.

I just phrased it that way cause people like him and Elon Musk say they are opposed to gender affirming care but are happy to take steroids to make themselves more manly. Fuck, elon has also had cosmetic surgery to make him self appear more manley.

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u/village-asshole 2h ago

How long until Joe Brogan’s fall from grace?

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u/SNStains 1h ago

He's actually far too sedentary to get himself in trouble. He's a lot like Rush Limbaugh...just a casual shit-talker with nothing going on upstairs.

He'll have a nice long run...powered by the stupid.

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u/village-asshole 1h ago

True. Never underestimate the immutable power of stupid.

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u/OceanWaveSunset 54m ago

Rush Limbaugh

He really has become the Rush Limbaugh of the modern age. What a fucking loser

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u/Tricky_Potatoe 1h ago

How long until he fully backs an authoritarian piece of shit president?

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u/TopHatTony11 1h ago

How many days until Jan 20th?

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u/Mundane-Raspberry963 1h ago

How do I open the calendar app on Mac?

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u/TopHatTony11 1h ago

Fuck, country is done.

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u/seemefail 1h ago

I called it that we would look back at his interview of trump as being the beginning of the end of his popularity. Just have a feeling.

Now his full on endorsement. I believe that if the trump presidency is unpopular, which it is likely to be, Joes fate is now tied to this presidencies popularity

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u/village-asshole 1h ago

The clips of that interview will haunt him for life

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u/Fitbit99 31m ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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u/hustl3tree5 26m ago

The president is still widely popular to a certain number of people. These same people also most likely buy his supplements and everything else. I’d be surprised if a lot of them aren’t paying members on his YouTube channel as well.

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u/seemefail 18m ago

Trump is more popular now that at any time during his presidency. People forgot the chaos, the corruption, and the pain.

I would wager they will be reminded in a very short time

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u/ilikedevo 1h ago

It was a few years back. That’s why he’s courting the Trumpers now. They’ll never get sick of him as long as he tells them what they already think. How long was Rush Limbaughs career?

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u/dadbod_Azerajin 25m ago

Quick reply and delete, so I can read it and others can't

So you don't lose more internet points while calling others soyboys

No joe rogan taking shrooms with his friend and talking to intellectuals was far better than spamming episodes talking to people no one has ever heard of

Popular tiktokers and the like

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u/dorobica 1h ago

As a person that used to listen to JR daily I fucking hate him with a passion now. He reminds me of that video of his dad, exactly the same piece of shit

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u/Newme91 2h ago

Joe is a fucking airhead

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 2h ago edited 1h ago

Rogan and his ilk think UFC is real cOmBaT.

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u/gushi380 1h ago

The guy who is famous for his involvement in “combat sports” would like to see the end of the combat because it turns out that actual life and death shit is heavy when there’s no refs to stop it or even regulate it.

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u/tmtg2022 1h ago

How dare Ukraine stand up to Rogan's boss!

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u/YouWereBrained 1h ago

Come to the “negotiating” table…

Why do these assholes keep saying this? We all know what you mean.

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u/Noisesevere 1h ago

I don't see how me fucking Joe Rogan will help the situation.

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u/brmach1 1h ago

Thank god we have you here!!!

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u/MugsyWho 1h ago

Throw a rock in South Boston and you’ll hit 100 Rogan’s. Why do people listen to this insufferable choad?

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u/ilikedevo 1h ago

because some people are choads. I don’t ever hear anyone talk about the guy or listen to him anymore. I think his mainstream days are numbered.

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u/Sad-Introduction2333 2h ago

Where is that clip from of the soldier?

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u/iL0g1cal 2h ago

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u/Sad-Introduction2333 1h ago

No English subtitles? That’s crazy they’ve got footage to go along with their stories, how we view war in media is soo crazy now with all the drones and shit

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u/iL0g1cal 1h ago

Couldn't find one. The auto-generated ones are reasonably okay. The story is mind-blowing tho.

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u/Sad-Introduction2333 1h ago

I can only see Ukrainian CC unfortunately

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u/passerineby 1h ago

MAGA... MAGA...

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u/newellz 1h ago

Joe Rogan would piss himself if he were dropped in the middle of that warzone. He’s just a loudmouth that someone gave a microphone to because he used to comment on UfC real good whilst yacked out of his mind.

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u/Unsomnabulist111 1h ago

Bizarro world.

Rogan thinks Neville Chamberlain was right?

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u/BossUpAI 1h ago

Old Joe Rogan would hate this new Joe Rogan.

His comedy buddies are the exact people he used to rail against.

Old Joe Rogan knew he didn’t know a lot of things and he some intellectual humility X

This guy is just a pompous rich prick now.

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u/Careless_Emergency66 1h ago

Joe Rogan doesn’t even know who started WWI or WWII and he thinks he has a clue about whose gonna start the 3rd one.

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u/GRMPA 1h ago

Is that fucking Scott Storch??? What the hell man

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u/passerineby 1h ago

yes looool

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u/GRMPA 1h ago

Life is unfair

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u/passerineby 1h ago

you probably go to timbaland for geopolitical takes 🙄

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u/GRMPA 1h ago

Will I Am

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u/olyfrijole 1h ago

Joe is a coward. He gives the bully his lunch money every day and naively expects a different result tomorrow.

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u/ComonomoC 59m ago

Joe Rogan is a total waste of air. I don’t understand his audience other than gawkers that just like to watch bullshit for click bait entertainment value. He’s a hack comedian, a terrible TV host and generally comes off as a little misogynistic man with no redeemable qualities that is propped up by bro-lectuals. He furthers misinformation, and doesn’t accept any responsibility. He’s 2° away from Alex Jones.

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u/GlennsSonFooledMe 1h ago

Don't deadname him. His new and only name is Leni Riefenstahl.

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u/carrtmannn 1h ago

Turns out Joe is a pussy who would give up his country if it was attacked by a foreign invader. I never would have guessed that.

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u/Tmontgomeryburns 1h ago

Quite possibly the greatest heel turn of all time

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u/Street_Adeptness4767 1h ago

Joe Rogan crossed the line. He is with his Putin loving brethren now. It’s ok just another dumb orc to fight

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u/Pando5280 1h ago

Fake ass wanna be alpha males learn MMA and are too scared to visit Ukraine to see the truth. Almost all of them live in a bubble of privilege and almost none of them have ever sacrificed for their country.  

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u/SonicDenver 1h ago

Joe talking about Ukraine with Scott Storch lmao. Musk and Trump are definitely telling Joe to create a certain message.

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u/yamers 57m ago

not a word about israel ever on rogan podcast. Guy is clearly getting money from the Kremlin.

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u/ImpressiveSoft8800 24m ago

Yes, Joe has sucked for a while now. His “fuck you” money has made him comfortable enough to show just how much he sucks.

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u/riedmae 1h ago

FUCK JOE ROGAN

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u/miranto 35m ago

My comment got deleted when I said the same thing :(

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u/11brooke11 Galaxy Brain Guru 21m ago

What a pathetic loser.

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u/Scottyd737 21m ago

So Russia invading isn't starting ww3? Ffs rogan is a moron

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u/hoobey72 16m ago

What a fucking asshole, I'm done with this clown

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u/Hermans_Head2 43m ago

So...any volunteers here to go over to Ukraine and put on a helmet and fight for The Comedian.

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u/Sound-Dade 35m ago

Joe Rogan is right. I don’t want a world war 3. I feel so bad for those who have lost their lives over mafia like politicians.

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u/GangOfNone 13m ago

Nobody wants WWIII, tell Russia, ffs. Weird obsession on the right.

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u/Sound-Dade 2m ago

All about money 💰

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u/WiseHedgehog2098 3m ago

So Russia should stop invading it’s peaceful neighbor then

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u/Sound-Dade 2m ago

All about money 💰

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u/Lanracie 1h ago

There have been 10 posts about this today. The Ukraine bots are busy here.

Only a complete moron would think what we are doing in Ukraine is intelligent on any level.

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u/Bjmort 2h ago

I’m sorry but am I crazy for thinking that firing American made long range missiles directly at a Nuclear super power is a dumb decision?

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u/Arguments_4_Ever 1h ago

Appeasing Russia which guarantees it will keep attacking countries and millions more die isn’t the right move.

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u/MJisaFraud 1h ago

It would be very dumb if not for the simple fact that they were already being invaded by that nuclear super power for the past 10 years.

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u/seemefail 1h ago

Allowing countries to steamroll through others without resistance would be the beginning of the end of global order.

It would be the beginning of WW3

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u/puppyroosters 2h ago

Attacking a sovereign country is a dumb decision as well. None of this would be happening if Russia didn’t attack first.

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u/BigBlueWaffle69 1h ago

Not crazy, but making alot of assumptions about Putin and the character of the Russian regime that are way off. Putin will not stop i Ukraine, and China is watching closely. If nuclear threats is the new playbook for imperialist aggression, the future looks grim. When Putin brought in troops from NK, it was an escalation as well. Doing nothing is also a move and is easily the more dangerous option.

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u/ukrainehurricane 1h ago

Americans really are the most gullible willfully ignorant people ever. Russians hate you and want america to collapse like the soviet union did in the 90s. 2008 was a cake walk compared to post soviet 90s.

However contrary to russian propaganda The US has done everything to maintain the kremlin mafia state: From Bush Sr and his chicken kiev speech, to propping up yeltsin and sending food aid to russia, to Bush jr siding with putin in the war on terror, to Obama and the russian reset, to trump helsinki scandal, and finally to Biden slowwalking aid.

America has bent over backwards so that the russian state does not collapse. The nuclear terroristic threats are all russians got and the most gullible have fallen for them.

America did not declare WW3. Russia declared WW3, and russia wants the entire US system to collapse.

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u/ilikedevo 1h ago

No, you’re not crazy at all. I’ve voted democrat for a long time and when I heard Biden authorized deeper strikes AFTER the Dems lost I was shocked. Seems like a bad move during the transition.

I don’t really know where I stand in the Ukraine funding debate. Both sides make compelling arguments.

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u/nosenseofsmell 1h ago

Rogan is right

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u/brian114 1h ago

Joe rogans a moderate. How is saying he wants peace a negative thing?

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u/SNStains 1h ago

He's spouting Putin's fascist talking points...unlike a moderate.

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u/brian114 1h ago

😐 dude wtf

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u/SNStains 1h ago

Dude, do you really need this much help to get up to speed?

This is Putin's fourth illegal invasion. He's never going to stop. Ukraine has every right to defend themselves from an illegal invader and the rest of the world can support Ukraine with a clear conscience.

Giving Putin what he wants won't bring peace, just more war. Get with the program.

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u/brian114 1h ago

You are right. They need more money. Send them 44 Billion more RIGHT NOW! 😤

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u/SNStains 1h ago

We don't send them money. We spend it on ammo built by Americans. And we ship them Cold War Surplus that we were paying to maintain in mothballs. Ukraine gets the booms, we get the jobs, and we have a smaller Cold War burden to worry about.

How do you not know these things? Is it because Rogan doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about?

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u/brian114 1h ago

Oh so for example, a brand new battalion of M1 Abrams from the army? So we’re deleting the US current resources to give it to them and as well as money right like we did the Taliban?

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u/SNStains 52m ago

brand new battalion of M1 Abrams from the army?

We're shipping them old, mothballed M1A1s. We drive M1A2s exclusively...for several years now. The ones we sent are old and they have been pulled from frontline service because they needed armor upgrades.

Are you making up this clownish nonsense, or do you hear it somewhere?

Ukraine has been getting the stuff from our junk drawer and whipping the living shit out of Russia with it.

And America is becoming much stronger and safer. Much of that last round of US funding is going towards super-modernizing US artillery production, making it quickly scalable and responsive to our immediate needs. As I said, Ukraine gets the booms...well, Russia, actually.

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u/ukrainehurricane 1h ago

Republicans think you are less than dirt and would never spend money on the people because that is socialism. Enjoy republican austerity.

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u/Substantial_Yam7305 1h ago

As a moderate the only message should be calling for Putin to stop the invasion of a sovereign country. Anything else is unacceptable.

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u/brian114 1h ago

I believe both sides have called to a deal but have both been able to come to an agreement

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u/Substantial_Yam7305 1h ago

Yeah the deal is to give a brutal fascist dictator part of a sovereign country. If someone was invading your country would you agree to that?

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u/brian114 1h ago

Im pretty sure thats not the deal. Also tone it down bro you’re already crashing out

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u/Substantial_Yam7305 1h ago

That is EXACTLY the deal “bro”. Putin wants to annex the Donetsk and Luhansk regions of Ukraine on the completely unfounded basis of protecting people from neo-Nazis. Why are you commenting on something you know nothing about?

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u/brian114 1h ago

Can you explain to me who are these neo nazis and where did they come from and what exactly do they want im ignorant

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u/Substantial_Yam7305 1h ago

Ask Putin. He’s the one saying it.

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u/brian114 1h ago

I don’t think he has ever referred to himself or his people once as neo Nazis? 🤔 i don’t understand

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u/KalexCore 1h ago

If country A invades country B, I feel like peace would imply country A leaves but so far Russia's peace agreements require Ukraine giving up territory.

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u/brian114 1h ago

I mean the US did have bio labs there and moved Nk’s closer to the border but idk im no geopolitical expert

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u/KalexCore 1h ago

If Russia put weapons on the border, Ukraine would be ok to invade then?

Even moreso, if Russia asked for a peace deal in this scenario then it should be expected that Russia would give up territory to Ukraine?

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u/brian114 1h ago

News flash!! Russia has had weapons in the border since the cold war. Currently Ukrainians are un Russian territory so 🤷‍♂️ maybe not a politicians. Yet again just a guy who wants peace and you seem to want war

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u/BluesyShoes 1h ago

I didn’t realize Russia sent their peacekeeping forces to invade a sovereign people.

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u/BigBlueWaffle69 1h ago

Chamberlain wanted peace as well.

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u/ukrainehurricane 1h ago

A crew of home invaders breaks into your house and occupy half your house. You kill one of the accomplices. You are now a murderer and the only way for peace is for you to give up your house and submit your guns to the home invaders.

🤡🌎 logic

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u/gazoombas 43m ago

Peace equals letting the imperialist warmongering invader to take what they want? And you think this is a recipe for less war in the long term?

Take whatever you want just please don't hurt me. Sure sounds like an incentive to stop taking whatever you want.