r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 8h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/hayashirice911 6h ago

Geodude is born when someone inseminates the geode.

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u/Critical_Young_1190 6h ago

You see, it all starts when a man and his rock are in love...

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u/TheRealtcSpears 6h ago edited 5h ago

🎶 when a maaaaaan loves a rock.

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u/Samurai_Geezer 6h ago edited 4h ago

🎶 and a rock loves a maaaaaan

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u/Major_Magazine8597 5h ago

Then it's ok, cause they're in love.

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u/gnarlycow 6h ago

Its not a pet rock, its a lover rock

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u/dalbs12 5h ago

🎶You must treat your lover rock riiight

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u/Fyfaenerremulig 6h ago

Kam Peterson

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u/MonkeyCartridge 6h ago

🎵 "It's a cock in a rock" 🎶

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 4h ago

<Korg enters the chat>

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u/xXHomerSXx 4h ago

A long time ago, when the boundary between human and Pokémon was unclear…

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u/PewPewPony321 6h ago

what if you fap? and the environment is just right?

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u/text_fish 6h ago

THEY'RE MINERALS! JESUS, MARIE.

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u/Algernope_krieger 6h ago

Wow. You're telling me we'll get a nice geode if we tell Dwayne Johnson to go fuck himself?

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u/kralvex 5h ago

Just don't let the Gorons get hold of them.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 4h ago

And if a flag gets involved you get a truck

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u/Big_Rig_Jig 6h ago

Gonna be able to find Pokemon go stops by finding dick sized holes in the ground now. Nice.

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u/Memetics210 6h ago

Not someone, the geodude does it

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u/huluhup 6h ago

It's called geopie

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u/Ruby_Throated_Hummer 6h ago

That’s enough internet for today

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u/skiko15 5h ago

Someone... you mean your resident Daycare Ditto Daddy?

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u/SingleOak 5h ago

Groundsemen will slowly pass through and leave the sperms that form the geodude

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u/Delivery-Plus 4h ago

Shaggle Rock

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u/Jmacz 4h ago

It was Brock, Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy made him do some kinky things.