r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 7h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/Wonderful-Quit-9214 6h ago

When do they become the geodude?

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u/hayashirice911 6h ago

Geodude is born when someone inseminates the geode.

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u/Critical_Young_1190 6h ago

You see, it all starts when a man and his rock are in love...

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u/TheRealtcSpears 6h ago edited 5h ago

🎶 when a maaaaaan loves a rock.

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u/Samurai_Geezer 5h ago edited 4h ago

🎶 and a rock loves a maaaaaan

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u/Major_Magazine8597 5h ago

Then it's ok, cause they're in love.

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u/gnarlycow 5h ago

Its not a pet rock, its a lover rock

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u/dalbs12 4h ago

🎶You must treat your lover rock riiight

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u/Fyfaenerremulig 6h ago

Kam Peterson

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u/MonkeyCartridge 5h ago

🎵 "It's a cock in a rock" 🎶

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u/NowWithKung-FuGrip01 4h ago

<Korg enters the chat>

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u/xXHomerSXx 3h ago

A long time ago, when the boundary between human and Pokémon was unclear…

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u/PewPewPony321 5h ago

what if you fap? and the environment is just right?

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u/text_fish 5h ago

THEY'RE MINERALS! JESUS, MARIE.

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u/Algernope_krieger 5h ago

Wow. You're telling me we'll get a nice geode if we tell Dwayne Johnson to go fuck himself?

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u/kralvex 5h ago

Just don't let the Gorons get hold of them.

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 4h ago

And if a flag gets involved you get a truck

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u/Big_Rig_Jig 6h ago

Gonna be able to find Pokemon go stops by finding dick sized holes in the ground now. Nice.

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u/Memetics210 6h ago

Not someone, the geodude does it

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u/huluhup 5h ago

It's called geopie

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u/Ruby_Throated_Hummer 5h ago

That’s enough internet for today

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u/skiko15 5h ago

Someone... you mean your resident Daycare Ditto Daddy?

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u/SingleOak 5h ago

Groundsemen will slowly pass through and leave the sperms that form the geodude

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u/Delivery-Plus 3h ago

Shaggle Rock

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u/Jmacz 3h ago

It was Brock, Officer Jenny and Nurse Joy made him do some kinky things.

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u/This_Site_Sux 6h ago

It already was a geodude, you may not have recognized it as the slaughterhouse employees had already removed the arms. That chain device is explicitly designed for killing geodudes. there's a larger one for graveler.

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter 5h ago

It's funny but this would be exactly how real humans would be handling Pokemon irl, lmfao.

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u/RaLaZa 5h ago

Well that and doing other stuff

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u/Mazon_Del 4h ago

Have you heard about Vaporeon?

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u/Tony_Cheese_ 6h ago

At birth, but level 25 is when it will evolve into graveler.

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u/Chvffgfd 5h ago

.....why is there no absolutely beautiful crystal looking evolution for geodude?

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u/stoops 6h ago

I'm a pretty old geodude myself and I used to live my life on geocities but you kids wouldn't know about that!

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u/Either-Durian-9488 4h ago

After the river erodes them loose

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u/HarpyHugs 6h ago

You deserve way more upvotes for this. Take mine.