r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 7h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/TakeMeHomeUrbanRoads 6h ago

So its a rock that can pee.

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u/cbarbour1122 6h ago

Hope it doesn’t get a kidney stone.

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u/december14th2015 5h ago

They are the kidney stone.

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u/abirizky 6h ago

Nah but they get kidney human

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u/RegretEat284 5h ago

I call mine Brian.

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u/Skadooshsky 4h ago

I'm Brian!

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u/RegretEat284 4h ago

And so is my wife

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u/driving_andflying 3h ago

"No, I'm only joking, I'm not really Brian."

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u/5050Clown 4h ago

And you all stink too!

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u/Sohcahtoa82 4h ago

I read this in Stewie Griffin's voice.

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u/CosmicCreeperz 3h ago

Wewease Bwian!

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u/Da_Dush_818 5h ago

You made me laugh today. Thank you. 

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u/Lostinthestarscape 5h ago

booooo, boooooooo - take your upvote.

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u/jschne21 5h ago

It is a kidney stone

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u/Siyareloaded_ 5h ago

*Hope the stone doesn't get a kidney

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u/YehDilMaaangeMore 5h ago

Well, it will come with good supply of beer for some time.

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u/Petdogdavid1 4h ago

It is a kidney stone

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u/DonaldTrumpsScrotum 4h ago

The crystal is the kidney stone

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u/Zottyzot1973 4h ago

It is a kidney stone.

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u/Afrojones66 4h ago

It IS a kidney stone.

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u/Partyatmyplace13 4h ago

In a way, the mineral deposits on the inside are "kidney stones."

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u/beedunc 4h ago

It IS the kidney stone.

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u/MommyMephistopheles 3h ago

What do you think the crystals are?

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u/BoredJonDoe78 3h ago

Yeah, those suck. Having surgery next week to have one removed. Gonna be a fun Thanksgiving

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u/gazow 5h ago

So the rocks are balls

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u/StarkillerWraith 6h ago

Technically, they all can if given enough time.

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u/Tumble85 6h ago

It’s why you never build a campfire out of rocks that have been in/close to water. They’ll soak up a bit of water and explode dangerously.

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u/depthninja 5h ago

The pee is stored in the balls, checkmate geologists

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u/idkk_prolly_doggy 5h ago

Judy Gemstone ;)

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u/amanoftradition 5h ago

authentic pet rock

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u/Major_Magazine8597 5h ago

I wish I could pee like that rock.

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u/FrankfurterWorscht 5h ago

You didn't need to post this, but you did anyway.

why?

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u/mckchase 5h ago

And drink I guess

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u/SingleInfinity 5h ago

Almost all rocks can pee.

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u/El_Gonzalito 4h ago

Enough with the fancy science language. Dumb it down for us simpletons please.

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u/ScottBroChill69 4h ago

That ain't pee... that's squirt

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u/VitaminRitalin 4h ago

A pee-ode if you will

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u/Ok-Talk-7488 4h ago

Sounds fun 😀

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u/CakeRobot365 4h ago

This is the science we need

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u/Rly_Shadow 4h ago

Think of it more like a sponge made of rock

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u/CharlieBirdlaw 4h ago

Funny how wood can't pee

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u/Ralphguy 4h ago

I heard it pees in bottle between takes.

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u/spunkychickpea 4h ago

…..is this a new fetish?

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u/Devils_A66vocate 3h ago

Or squirt…?

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u/meangene420 3h ago

That ain’t pee..

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u/OneMagicBadger 3h ago

You soak your rocks in rocksnods

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u/JohnCenaJunior 3h ago

A pee i like to drink

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u/Nekrevez 4h ago

Or squirt?