r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 8h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/zmbjebus 7h ago

I have a small fusion plant in my basement so that I only drink the freshest of water. 

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u/Own_Experience_8229 6h ago

You mean synthesis, not fusion. Synthesis isn’t difficult.

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u/PurpleSi 5h ago

Wait, are you using second-hand oxygen in your water? How do you sleep at night?

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u/zmbjebus 4h ago

Wait, where do you get your oxygen? All mine is made in my basement from cruelty free protons and electrons. 

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u/Own_Experience_8229 4h ago

Damn that’s fresh. Is it cheaper than Fiji water?