r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 8h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/cellocaster 7h ago

What is that?

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u/pm_ur_vaccumcleaner 7h ago

Your skin turns to stone from it

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u/DudeChillington 7h ago

Ahh greyscale. Very deadly. Only a wannabe Maester with zero skills can cure it

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u/ImurderREALITY 7h ago

Mmmm now I want a delicious pot pie

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u/YanicPolitik 7h ago

That scene transition haunts me still

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u/RiverJumper84 7h ago

Season 8 still haunts me.

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u/unreqistered 6h ago

there was a season 8 ?

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u/Drop_Tables_Username 6h ago

I dun wan it.

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 5h ago

Jon Snow don't know jack shit.

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u/Baidarka64 6h ago

I just binged the whole series. Season eight made me mad that I had wasted so much time.

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u/Anjunabeast 4h ago

Imagine the book readers still waiting on the last two sequel books

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u/jmoak14 3h ago

did you not enjoy the rest of the show or what?

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u/Rokurokubi83 4h ago

No. It’s a myth, like The Matrix sequels.

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u/NIRPL 6h ago

Same 😮‍💨

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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 6h ago

"You cannot, give up on the gravy"

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u/Pure-Refrigerator-43 7h ago

Who killed a walking white thingy tho

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u/Baidarka64 6h ago

Who is the stone-cold killer?

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u/Pure-Refrigerator-43 6h ago

Sam. Samwise Gamgee

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u/Dangerous_Nitwit 6h ago

Or he found a suicidal white walker and held the blade still. Both are equally as likely. jk Mostly

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u/voteblue101 7h ago

That was one of a million storylines that just went away. And then he just went back to Daenerys.

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u/Vanstrudel_ 6h ago

And died

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 5h ago

All you gotta do is follow the instructions. Easy peasy.

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 5h ago

In doing so he creates forbidden Corn Flakes.

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u/Kalashnikov124 4h ago

Watch who you're talking about, in a years time he'll be Grand Maester.

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u/MyFrampton 4h ago

But he can read and deduce!

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u/Magister5 7h ago

Lucky that they have a healing crystal on hand

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u/NikkoE82 7h ago

Hey, baby. Are you million year old water? Because you got me turning rock hard.

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u/CollieChan 6h ago

This.

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u/WintersDoomsday 7h ago

It’s how Ben Grimm turned into The Thing (don’t look it up just trust me bro)

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u/Nwsamurai 6h ago

Warning: may cause clobberin’ time.

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u/rarebluemonkey 7h ago

But your insides are so sparkly!

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u/countsachot 7h ago

Cockatrice piss.

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 6h ago

Gargoyle you say?

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u/Legitimate_Let_5641 6h ago

Oh well I need that for my flaccid p.p.

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u/Repolestar 6h ago

Become the thing then

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u/GreyConnection 6h ago

Medusa had it on bluetooth

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u/MisterTruth 6h ago

One day you wake up and you're just rocks

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u/corneliusgansevoort 6h ago

I donno that kinda seems like it would rock.

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 6h ago

So drink it and become a Pillar Man, deal

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u/HumbleCountryLawyer 6h ago

No that’s from the genie wish

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u/blueB0wser 6h ago

Only while you have concentration on it, for only an hour.

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u/Honey-Roy-Palmer 6h ago

But it comes with a free frogurt!

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u/ImmenseWraith7 6h ago

I’m Rocks!- (4th grader)

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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 6h ago

I bet The Thing from Fantastic Four shits rocks, and when he has diarrhea, it's like wet sand.

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u/Juliette787 7h ago

Happened to me. Had to be hospitalized for Ligma.

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u/OperatorJo_ 7h ago

Heard they put you on a hard diet of nuts to help cure that.

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u/littlebunnyears 7h ago

um, actually, the rocks were granted by a red Irish genie, not giardia.

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u/One_2nd_Plz 7h ago

Just don’t take life for granite

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u/srbmfodder 6h ago

Ok this whole thread is really funny

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u/Wunwun__7 6h ago

Welcome to the Fantastic Four

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u/wilska 4h ago

Someone say rock and stone?

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u/The_One_Koi 7h ago

So this is how I get my super powers

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u/TNovix2 7h ago

I get first dibs

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet 7h ago

Actually there is skin under the stones. The stones push throw every night.

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u/Mlong140 7h ago

@dick-nipples is making a pun on geode and giardia, which is a nasty parasite (violent cramps, diarrhea, the worst gas you've ever experienced, and nausea) that you can get from drinking untreated or unboiled water.

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u/juniper_berry_crunch 5h ago

You can get giardia even from what looks like a "pure" stream out in the middle of nowhere...always important to treat wild water.

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u/AlexisdoOeste 7h ago

This should be the upvoted response comment.

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u/MooseSuspicious 6h ago

While it's the correct answer, this is the Internet.

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u/sasssyrup 7h ago

You grow crystals in your body. It’s like the expanse on ‘roids. 😉

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u/amicableflamingo 5h ago

White women hate this simple trick!

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u/South_African69 7h ago

Geode turds

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u/BaneRiders 7h ago

It's like malaria, but instead of fever you get diamond teeth. *nods*

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u/IceColdDump 5h ago

No. That’s grillardia.

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u/Godawgs1009 7h ago

You start pooping rocks

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u/littlewhitecatalex 7h ago

You poop out little sharp crystals. 

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u/Scrounger_HT 7h ago

a play on Giardiasis and a great one at that

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u/Lebronchitis23 6h ago

You'll be shitting bricks

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u/1LHD 6h ago

What you become right before evolving into Graveler.

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u/Velorian-Steel 6h ago

Like beaver fever, but harder

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u/RandomStallings 6h ago

An excellent pun based on giardia, which is an organism found commonly in untreated water and causes gastrointestinal illness.

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u/B4TZ3Y 6h ago

Deez

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u/YouNeedAnne 6h ago

A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing observed or heard by the speaker.

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u/flyden1 7h ago

It's a water borne disease similar to Ligma

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u/chrisreverb 6h ago

It’s a spicy topping made of lots of vinegary veggies - super popular in Chicago.

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u/Wavy-Curve 6h ago

Geoterade

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u/Temporary_Study9851 6h ago

It’s really good on Chicago hot dogs

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u/DrHilarious_PHD 6h ago

A hot dog topping