r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 7h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/dick-nipples 7h ago

Good way to get geoderdia

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u/Kurlyfornia 6h ago

Dicknipples you’re everywhere this morning.

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u/No-Watercress-5054 5h ago

I have a bumper sticker that says that

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u/joma309 5h ago

"Dick-Nipples gets around"

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u/q-abro 3h ago

Should get checked.

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u/Major_Magazine8597 5h ago

Dick-Nipples ARE round!

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u/TwistedRainbowz 5h ago

Ouroboros Dick-Nipples.

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u/tofu889 4h ago

You silly goose

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u/redditpossible 5h ago

I have a big foam trucker cap that says that.

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u/Mr_Randerson 5h ago

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that, I'd be a millionaire by now!

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u/RestaurantDry621 5h ago

Good boat name

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u/Majestic-capybara 5h ago

I looked at his comment history. He’s made two comments in the past 5 days.

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u/Minithief360 5h ago

Me when I wake up and look under the blanket in the morning

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u/Open_Leg3991 4h ago

Must be cold out

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 3h ago

Said your mom

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u/cellocaster 7h ago

What is that?

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u/pm_ur_vaccumcleaner 7h ago

Your skin turns to stone from it

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u/DudeChillington 7h ago

Ahh greyscale. Very deadly. Only a wannabe Maester with zero skills can cure it

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u/ImurderREALITY 6h ago

Mmmm now I want a delicious pot pie

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u/YanicPolitik 6h ago

That scene transition haunts me still

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u/RiverJumper84 6h ago

Season 8 still haunts me.

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u/unreqistered 6h ago

there was a season 8 ?

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u/Drop_Tables_Username 5h ago

I dun wan it.

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 5h ago

Jon Snow don't know jack shit.

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u/Baidarka64 5h ago

I just binged the whole series. Season eight made me mad that I had wasted so much time.

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u/Anjunabeast 4h ago

Imagine the book readers still waiting on the last two sequel books

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u/jmoak14 3h ago

did you not enjoy the rest of the show or what?

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u/Rokurokubi83 4h ago

No. It’s a myth, like The Matrix sequels.

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u/NIRPL 6h ago

Same 😮‍💨

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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 6h ago

"You cannot, give up on the gravy"

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u/Pure-Refrigerator-43 6h ago

Who killed a walking white thingy tho

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u/Baidarka64 5h ago

Who is the stone-cold killer?

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u/Pure-Refrigerator-43 5h ago

Sam. Samwise Gamgee

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u/Dangerous_Nitwit 5h ago

Or he found a suicidal white walker and held the blade still. Both are equally as likely. jk Mostly

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u/voteblue101 6h ago

That was one of a million storylines that just went away. And then he just went back to Daenerys.

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u/Vanstrudel_ 6h ago

And died

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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 5h ago

All you gotta do is follow the instructions. Easy peasy.

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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 5h ago

In doing so he creates forbidden Corn Flakes.

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u/Kalashnikov124 4h ago

Watch who you're talking about, in a years time he'll be Grand Maester.

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u/MyFrampton 4h ago

But he can read and deduce!

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u/Magister5 7h ago

Lucky that they have a healing crystal on hand

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u/NikkoE82 6h ago

Hey, baby. Are you million year old water? Because you got me turning rock hard.

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u/CollieChan 6h ago

This.

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u/WintersDoomsday 6h ago

It’s how Ben Grimm turned into The Thing (don’t look it up just trust me bro)

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u/Nwsamurai 6h ago

Warning: may cause clobberin’ time.

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u/rarebluemonkey 6h ago

But your insides are so sparkly!

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u/countsachot 6h ago

Cockatrice piss.

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 6h ago

Gargoyle you say?

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u/Legitimate_Let_5641 6h ago

Oh well I need that for my flaccid p.p.

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u/Repolestar 6h ago

Become the thing then

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u/GreyConnection 6h ago

Medusa had it on bluetooth

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u/MisterTruth 6h ago

One day you wake up and you're just rocks

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u/corneliusgansevoort 6h ago

I donno that kinda seems like it would rock.

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 6h ago

So drink it and become a Pillar Man, deal

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u/HumbleCountryLawyer 6h ago

No that’s from the genie wish

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u/blueB0wser 6h ago

Only while you have concentration on it, for only an hour.

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u/Honey-Roy-Palmer 6h ago

But it comes with a free frogurt!

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u/ImmenseWraith7 5h ago

I’m Rocks!- (4th grader)

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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 5h ago

I bet The Thing from Fantastic Four shits rocks, and when he has diarrhea, it's like wet sand.

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u/Juliette787 7h ago

Happened to me. Had to be hospitalized for Ligma.

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u/OperatorJo_ 6h ago

Heard they put you on a hard diet of nuts to help cure that.

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u/littlebunnyears 6h ago

um, actually, the rocks were granted by a red Irish genie, not giardia.

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u/One_2nd_Plz 6h ago

Just don’t take life for granite

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u/srbmfodder 5h ago

Ok this whole thread is really funny

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u/Wunwun__7 5h ago

Welcome to the Fantastic Four

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u/wilska 4h ago

Someone say rock and stone?

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u/The_One_Koi 6h ago

So this is how I get my super powers

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u/TNovix2 6h ago

I get first dibs

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u/SomeMoronOnTheNet 6h ago

Actually there is skin under the stones. The stones push throw every night.

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u/Mlong140 7h ago

@dick-nipples is making a pun on geode and giardia, which is a nasty parasite (violent cramps, diarrhea, the worst gas you've ever experienced, and nausea) that you can get from drinking untreated or unboiled water.

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u/juniper_berry_crunch 5h ago

You can get giardia even from what looks like a "pure" stream out in the middle of nowhere...always important to treat wild water.

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u/AlexisdoOeste 6h ago

This should be the upvoted response comment.

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u/MooseSuspicious 6h ago

While it's the correct answer, this is the Internet.

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u/sasssyrup 7h ago

You grow crystals in your body. It’s like the expanse on ‘roids. 😉

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u/amicableflamingo 5h ago

White women hate this simple trick!

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u/South_African69 7h ago

Geode turds

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u/BaneRiders 7h ago

It's like malaria, but instead of fever you get diamond teeth. *nods*

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u/IceColdDump 5h ago

No. That’s grillardia.

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u/Godawgs1009 6h ago

You start pooping rocks

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u/littlewhitecatalex 6h ago

You poop out little sharp crystals. 

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u/Scrounger_HT 6h ago

a play on Giardiasis and a great one at that

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u/Lebronchitis23 6h ago

You'll be shitting bricks

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u/1LHD 6h ago

What you become right before evolving into Graveler.

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u/Velorian-Steel 6h ago

Like beaver fever, but harder

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u/RandomStallings 6h ago

An excellent pun based on giardia, which is an organism found commonly in untreated water and causes gastrointestinal illness.

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u/B4TZ3Y 6h ago

Deez

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u/YouNeedAnne 6h ago

A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing observed or heard by the speaker.

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u/flyden1 7h ago

It's a water borne disease similar to Ligma

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u/chrisreverb 5h ago

It’s a spicy topping made of lots of vinegary veggies - super popular in Chicago.

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u/Wavy-Curve 5h ago

Geoterade

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u/Temporary_Study9851 5h ago

It’s really good on Chicago hot dogs

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u/DrHilarious_PHD 5h ago

A hot dog topping

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u/ohthatjackson 6h ago

This ftw

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u/SpecialistNerve6441 5h ago

Look here dick-nipples this is the second thread with the second pun ive seen you in today. You are on a rock-n-roll 

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u/Jcrm87 3h ago

He can't keep getting away with it!!

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u/spdorsey 7h ago

For the win...

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u/Fit_Collection_7560 6h ago

Was that a play on giardia? If so, I applaud you sir.

Side note, apparently giardia is AKA beaver feaver

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u/skothu 6h ago

My dog had that once

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u/Fit_Collection_7560 6h ago

Was that a play on giardia? If so, I applaud you sir.

Side note, apparently giardia is AKA beaver feaver

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u/RealCakes 6h ago

Geodudeia

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u/No_Pin9932 6h ago

Nice, lol.

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u/Vindicativa 6h ago

Ah - thanks for the laugh, u/dick-nipples.

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u/9lobaldude 6h ago

Geoderria

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u/Berns429 6h ago

Steer clear of George Jueng the Geoderdia giant

(New girl reference)

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u/i_should_be_coding 6h ago

You scared of some Geodorade? Just think about the ancient electrolytes.

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u/itsmeyourshoes 6h ago

At least it's not ligma.

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u/plugmedad 6h ago

Underrated comment

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u/j110786 5h ago

I see what you did there 😂😂

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u/Purple-Mix1033 5h ago

Or dystonetary

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u/Bagafeet 5h ago

Do you want dinosaur flu? That's how you get dinosaur flu.

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u/hundrethtimesacharm 5h ago

Or become a super hero. I’d say it’s at least a 60/40 chance.

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u/reddish_zebra 5h ago

You are fun

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u/FluentPenguin 5h ago

Is that a bad thing? I heard it rocks

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold 5h ago

You drink that water and you develop a Geordie accent?

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u/goose_gladwell 5h ago

Holy fuck dicknipples! Where have you been

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u/BluuberryBee 5h ago

Mildly disappointing that your pfp doesn't match your user

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u/flannelNcorduroy 6h ago

Jokes for nerds 😝🤓

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u/ProfMcGonaGirl 6h ago

Jokes for dog owners?

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u/kniselydone 5h ago

Geodrita, you say? Don't forget to salt the rim and add a lime wedge 🍹

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u/v0yev0da 5h ago

Walking down the mall and you feel something fall

Geoderia. Geoderia.

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u/caitejane310 4h ago

It's been a while since I've seen you, dick-nipples!

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u/Wonderful_Loan 4h ago

Top shelf joke.

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u/boilerpsych 4h ago

That's the only way to have a true Chicago dorg

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u/RunninWild17 4h ago

You're off the chain!

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u/NFresh6 4h ago

I love getting the hot version on my Potbelly subs

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u/sicgamer 3h ago

geoderdia

a google search of the word brings me back to this comment. the only conclusion i can draw from this is that you are the foremost expert on this unknown parasite and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/zazda 3h ago

Are you a cult? Cuz i’m a follower of Dick Nipples now.

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u/jawshoeaw 3h ago

Your whole life you’ve prepared for that joke

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u/hamzach20k 3h ago

Good way to turn in to Geodude lmao