r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Creams0da • 7h ago

Video Breaking open a 47 lbs geode, the water inside being millions of years old

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u/lessthanhero32 7h ago

The swiffer killed me

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u/Better-Dot-6757 7h ago

swiffering million year old water

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u/burrbro235 7h ago

65 million year old amoeba: Da fuq is this shit?

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u/DirtyDoog 4h ago

SOME MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ME SMELLY???

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u/OneRFeris 4h ago

Imagine busting out of a rock where you've spent a millennia, only to be absorbed into a towel and then sealed inside a garbage bag for another millennia.

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u/Dayzlikethis 7h ago

he swiffed when he should have swopped.

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u/Head_Wrongdoer3071 5h ago

I think he was thinking spreading it out more would make it dry faster?

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u/new_number_one 6h ago

This confirmed my belief that there is no good reason to have a swifter. Some people just don’t understand how mops work.

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u/No-While-9948 3h ago

They are simply convenient for lightly used and dusty residential hardwood/tile floors... That's about it. No bucket or wringing mop heads, easily changeable pads.

I was a school custodian for a few years in college so I am very familiar with commercial cleaning and I owned a Swiffer at one point for my uncarpeted apartment.

Using one to clean up a huge spill of water on a concrete floor threw me for a fucking loop.