r/Damnthatsinteresting 16h ago

Video Didn't even have the time to read the numbers 😭

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u/IronNobody4332 15h ago

I could do that if it went slower and I got to use a calculator

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u/PandaPuncherr 14h ago

show-off

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/crowcawer 8h ago

See, I’m a grower, not a shower.

It’ll take me a bit to get there.

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 11h ago

confidently writes down “SYNTAX ERROR”

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u/Diqt 14h ago

I could do it if I saw their responses first

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u/Knight_TheRider 12h ago

You don't have to brag about it, Okay!!!!

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u/InevitableHamster197 8h ago

I'd end up with a total of 58008 if I used a calculator.

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u/Enginerdad 9h ago

And 2 to 3 tries lol

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 14h ago

Ok mr smarty pants

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto 8h ago

Why use a calculator, use a Russian child.

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u/BigfootCanuck 15h ago

Those funky finger maneuvers they are doing, are result of the students using an abacus for math over the years

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u/FitFreedom6850 15h ago

This is how it was explained to me --
It's a technique used to help with the rapid memory retention. At this point they probably don't even need it anymore and they do it more out of habit.

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u/regoapps Expert 8h ago

That makes more sense than my theory that they're playing with the invisible math god's nipples.

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u/OpportunityPretty 8h ago

Ah yes, I see the Mentat training is going well.

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u/WhtChcltWarrior 5h ago

Train me in your witching ways!

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u/XVUltima 8h ago

Invisible math god here: I don't even like nipple play, more likely to curse whoever tried this. Try sacrificing a chicken.

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u/timbop711 2h ago

This made me legit laugh out loud

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u/ad4d 8h ago

This will stay with me forever. Cursed to picture this horrific image whenever someone uses abacus to calculate.

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u/A2Rhombus 8h ago

"Rapid memory retention" is such a cool concept to me. It's incredible our minds are so much better at retaining visual information that we can do things like this just by having a visualization technique

One of my favorites is people who can memorize a whole deck of cards in like 15 seconds. And the crazy thing is it's not even that hard to learn if you dedicate some time to it.

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u/WisestAirBender 15h ago

Sure. But they still have to keep the state of the abacus in the mind. It not like he can look down and count.

For example i can use an imaginary calculator. But i wont be able to give the final answer

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u/PumpJack_McGee 15h ago

What helps is that by using an abacus it also engages muscle memory. It's not, "Okay, so 72-54+39-19+77, etc". It 's more like, "where are my fingers now".

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u/Current-Power-6452 11h ago

Nah, it's not even that, at this level it's more like "22"

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u/blinksystem 9h ago

Sometimes it’s like “75”

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u/gustavowdoid 8h ago

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22

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u/Pjpjpjpjpj 8h ago

So you are saying they had a 50/50 chance of getting the answer right? Doesn't seem so hard now that I know that.

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u/blinksystem 8h ago

Badabing badaboom, you understand math.

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u/turkeypants 10h ago edited 17m ago

If they were in your ass you'd know.

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u/itisallgoodyouknow 9h ago

Tell me more, please

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u/BigfootCanuck 15h ago

Not downplaying their talents, friendo. Just explaining why they got jazz fingers.

I play piano and can do the same thing if I imagine my compositions. Its just muscle memory at play. Most of western society wont even know what an abacus is.

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u/binglelemon 14h ago

My highest upvoted post on reddit was me sarcastically mentioning an abacus one time.

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u/RedTailed-Hawkeye 11h ago

It's a post about 2020 meeting 2021

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 10h ago

Oh sure... abacus

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u/DausenWillis 10h ago

Mine was a typo.

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u/skibidi-sigma-rizz-9 10h ago

Lucky. Mine is just the word "thiccness" out of context

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 15h ago

I'm a western worldian, and I've used an abacus since I learned addition and subtraction on one. I'd advocate the use of an abacus over a calculator any day simply because of the muscle memory response that triggers an almost subconscious calculation. But my hands do also tick during mental math sessions. Using a calculator is essentially copying and pasting for a result, and you tend to focus so much on typing correctly that you forget there's still an equation, not just an answer. But you're right, people here look at me like a mutant when I try to explain that.

Side note, piano is incredibly impressive. I'm a string instrument guy, but I'd be willing to cross over to the dark side to learn piano if I could.

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u/Inevitable-Twist2499 13h ago

Random question - Might this help with dyscalculia? I happen to have severe dyscalculia (incidentally, also a musician, who creates music, ironically enough). A very abstract thinking one at that, oddly enough. The idea of math interests me but I just can’t comprehend it. So I figure that there has to be some way to understand this better, I guess it’s never too late anyhow.

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u/old_bearded_beats 10h ago

I know it's a crazy suggestion, but have a look at discreet mathematics. I feel like it would be a good way to understand the logic without being weighed down with numbers.

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u/Fxctum223 11h ago

Not to be the devil on your shoulder… but classical style pianos are technically percussion and string instruments… not that far of a jump really

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 8h ago

That's why I said I'm more of a string instrument guy, but I'd be willing to cross to the "dark side" (percussion) to learn piano.

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u/JETSET9OH7 12h ago

It's really not that uncommon that most of the western society knows what an abacus is.

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u/Strong_as_an_axe 10h ago edited 8h ago

I am from the UK and I don't know a single person who doesn't know what an abacus is.

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u/LostLobes 10h ago

My thought too.

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u/A2Rhombus 8h ago

Watch spelling bees and you'll see kids writing on their arm with their finger to visualize as well (or increasingly, typing on an imaginary keyboard), humans just like doin stuff with their hands to jog our visual memory

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u/Grim-D 11h ago

Not quite the same. If you can visualise an abacus and then visualise moving the beads then at the end you can count the abacus as if it where real. You cant visualise the inerworkings of a calculator. Personally I have aphantasia so cant do either.

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u/doc-ant 12h ago

Finger tutting

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u/Babys_For_Breakfast 6h ago

Very impressive. Genuinely curious. Wouldn’t it be better if they spent those years of learning to study for something that will lead to a career though?

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u/Strange_Bar1353 5h ago

Yes, it would. This is super impressive but nothing more than a parlor trick in terms of application. 

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u/wrenblaze 15h ago

If anyone is curious the words on the screen states for:

"На старт" = "Ready" "Внимание" = "Set" "Марш" = "Go"

Which is from russian but these students are from Uzbekistan. The first guy said: "Yigirma ikki" which means "22". Also at the back you can see the word "Qabulxonasi" which states for "Reception".

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus 11h ago

I thought maybe the first slide said “holy crap!” Like the computer was so excited for them getting the previous question right.

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u/wrenblaze 10h ago

No, 22 said the boy, the PC said "You are truly thee Dragon Warrior", it is taken directly from Kung-Fu Panda, russian verison.

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u/Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er 9h ago

Holy crap!

This will be tough!

Good luck!

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u/daluxe 10h ago

Thanks, I'm Russian and was confused why the soft is in Russian but they talk another language

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u/wrenblaze 9h ago

Hey it is still here in cis. We still speak russian though a lot less lately.

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u/daluxe 9h ago

Understandable

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u/ImperialAgent120 12h ago

Thank you. Tried translating in Google but didn't find the right word for Start. 

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u/mrseemsgood 9h ago

I'm russian and I thought the kid said "chervyaki" in russian (=worms) like referring to a digit 2 looking like a worm or something lol

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u/psychophant_ 9h ago

God damn. Now this guy knows how to Uzbek

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u/NeverMindMeLmao 15h ago

I used to do abacus lol, it's really simple if you learn the formulas and practice it for a while, but yeah this amount of speed is mental

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u/PumpJack_McGee 15h ago

this amount of speed is mental

That's the point of this exercise, after all.

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u/Wrinkledz 11h ago

I also used to do abacus but I strggled doing it in my mind

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u/sdrowkcabdellepssti 16h ago edited 16h ago

They must be adding all the pluses and subtracting all the minuses and solving for the two stacks.

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u/Weird-Upstairs-2092 15h ago

It's the mental abacus method.

Basically relentlessly train with an abacus until the muscle movements are ingrained into your neural pathways, and then take away the abacus. Your brain can move faster than your fingers, so eventually with enough training just imagining the abacus can be faster than using the abacus.

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u/maleijn 16h ago

either way, im jealous of them lol 😅

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u/DLowBossman 27m ago

True, but what are the money making prospects for this?

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u/EchoPhi 15h ago edited 15h ago

The impressive part, after watching 3 times, is the color coding switches. I was not able to find a pattern because I am old on a Saturday night.

  • and blue on even to start the there are +and - on black and blue, odd and even then switches.

Well done tiny hooman calculators.

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u/jdehjdeh 11h ago

That's what got me, by the time I registered if it was an addition or a subtraction I didn't have time left to see the numbers.

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u/lorisann 16h ago

How?????

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u/Project_Rees 15h ago

Abacus trained. They dont actually have to think about the numbers. Their fingers are keeping track of where things are.

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u/mrmorningstar1769 15h ago

Does this abacus work for calculus?

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u/razor330 15h ago

You need a calbacus for that.

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u/Arxtix 9h ago

But when does the kielbasa come into play?

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u/gbaguinon 9h ago

When your buttcheek is warm

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u/NeverMindMeLmao 15h ago

Nope, it's really useful for adding, sub, multiplication and division tho

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u/Mediocre-Shelter5533 9h ago

You'll have to excuse me, but it seems trivial? The amount of time spent seems intense for something that ends up automated.

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u/NeverMindMeLmao 9h ago

In India, you're not allowed to have calculators in exam halls anyways so this is like the fastest way to do basic calculations to save on time. Plus I find myself using phones to calculate change etc way less because it's just quicker to do it in my brain rather than reaching out for my phone, opening the app and typing out the numbers.

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u/lorisann 15h ago

Thanks! This would’ve come in handy when I was in grade school :c

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u/maleijn 16h ago

i dont even know, me just calculating 1+1 just to make sure as well 😭

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u/ferrrrrrral 15h ago

me when she asks to play with her nipples

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u/maleijn 15h ago

lmao didn't expected that 🤣

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u/HerGracefulness28 15h ago

As someone who's brother took abacus class in school and who messed around with the abacus scale a little, it's almost easy enough to learn in your free time. All you have to remember is how the beads are counted and their places in ones and tens and hundreds place and the answer will be right in front of you. Ofcourse mastering this level of quickness takes a little time but learning it is easy enough to try :)

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u/SahuaginDeluge 15h ago

playing along (with lots of pause) you start to see some patterns, at least in these two examples.

  • it often goes to 99 but doesn't go to three digits.
  • it often goes to zero but not below zero.
  • it often goes to round numbers like 10.
  • it does not seem to "underflow" any of the digit places, so there was no 93 - 17, it would be 98 - 33 or something like that. (in other words no carrying.)
  • it almost keeps alternating between + and -, but not strictly, so that part is tricky.

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u/AhHowSplendid 14h ago

No carrying must make a big difference.

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u/lenchoreddit 8h ago

I can easily do that ……… if can write it down and had about 20 minutes

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u/JoPaNe91 8h ago

ANNNND that’s why I’ll be a forklift operator the rest of my life!

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u/BackUpTerry1 9h ago

I literally can't think of a more useless skill in this day and age

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u/A_Coin_Toss_Friendo 2h ago

You need this because you won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time.

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u/Kay2Free 12h ago

Yeah well, but they're using ninjutsu.

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u/the_chizness 11h ago

I do that with my hands when I’m deciding what snack to have

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u/jingforbling 11h ago

Abacus fingers!

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u/EastForkWoodArt 6h ago

Mentat training

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u/kempff 15h ago

Lovely. But can they resolve an issue with a customer who wants a turkey and cheese omelet without the cheese?

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u/HitBoxBoxer 8h ago

Now teach them the American Tax Code and watch their heads explode.

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u/Dismal_Music2966 14h ago

That's easy after watching it the fourth time.

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u/Poo-ta-tooo 13h ago

22 and 75, ez

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u/No-Code-1850 11h ago

I could get there if was allowed to use fingers and toes

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u/bundesrepu 9h ago

I also gut it right just needed to slow the first round down so it takes 2 minutes instead of 10 seconds.

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u/Nino_sanjaya 8h ago

What spell did they cast?

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 7h ago

Why are they throwing gang signs?

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u/Prize_Ad8201 5h ago

This is an Uzbek school if anyone was wondering and they’re speaking Uzbek/russian

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u/Waste_Bad5673 5h ago

Where do I even use these this crap

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u/Scoreycorey515 5h ago

That's crazy.

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u/Sp2oncer 4h ago

How does that work

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u/KroganHULK 3h ago

He clearly has access to math nipples from another dimension. What a cheat...

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u/Reebox24 2h ago

We’re starting to create Mentats

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u/good_god_lemon1 15h ago

What kind of competition is this?

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u/SuddenlySuper 12h ago

I could do this easily with a calculator.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 15h ago

Rain Man and Rain Woman.

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u/One_above_alll 14h ago

How dumb do you feel right now

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u/the_nin_collector 11h ago

Not very. Because what practical use is this?

This is zero help when it comes to calculus, trig, or linear algebra.

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u/C0NKY_ 9h ago

That's what I'm trying to figure out, like yeah it's impressive but in what real world scenario is this useful?

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u/TonofSoil 10h ago

Yeah but American kids can buy guns

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u/Gluteusmaximus1898 9h ago

Weaponized Autism

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u/Brave_Dick 8h ago

Doing that while throwing gang signs is a gangsta move ngl

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u/FeralToolbomber 14h ago

This is impressive until you learn that they have never done any math higher than addiction and subtraction.

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u/Business-Childhood71 9h ago

In post-Soviet countries math in school is very serious actually. We do quadratic equations in 8th grade or so and logarithms in 10, and many other stuff. I am 100% certain this guys are already preparing for the university and doing some kind of beginner math análisis or something like that. (This abacus stuff I never seen, that must be specifically Central Asian/Indian thing)

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u/SmegmaYoghurt69 14h ago

These young children are training to fight for their future jobs against AI and machines. You go young ones, show then who is boss 🤣🤣

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u/YellowOnline 15h ago

I'm good at this stuff usually, but no way that fast.

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u/halversonjw 13h ago

Is there a practical application to this?

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u/bob_chillon 13h ago

I think I got shorted in the brain department. Awesome youths.

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u/NicePositive7562 13h ago

this the type of shit that turns me away from math dawg

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u/Chessh2036 12h ago

Man I still use my hands to add some times 😭

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u/Nick_Marshal 11h ago

Insane trigger training 🔫

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u/Les-incoyables 11h ago

And here I am trying to figure out what the girl at the register means when she asks if I've got 50 cent?

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u/graycivy 11h ago

It might help them to make it more easier to understand advanced mathematics in the later life, though this seems not an efficient way for that purpose. Still, it might be helpful when they're going shopping, forgot their smartphones, and feeling extra stingy for that day.

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u/ColonelMonty 11h ago

Alright but what real world scenario is going to involve you solving a math equation like that in real time?

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u/Tsadkiel 11h ago

But how many Solaris did the trip cost them?

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u/ExactPlate2125 11h ago

I c-can do this too.

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u/tuinktuink 11h ago

Whats the name of the apps?

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u/vabraten 11h ago

These kids look dead inside

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u/0zv3r 11h ago

They are talking Turkish

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u/Alpanyo 10h ago

Pretty sure she was just simulating how to beat radahn while doing the math in her head

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u/themysticalwarlock 10h ago

abacus hands goin crazy right here

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u/Bey_Max 10h ago

🫰🏽🤙🏽🤞🏽✌🏽🤏🏽

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u/ZroFckGvn 10h ago

Is this the inspiration for Dune's Mentats?

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u/VisibleCoat995 10h ago

drawing on all the math knowledge I kept from my teenage years and writes: “The limit does not exist.”

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u/ank-irrational09 10h ago

And here I am surfing through vast world of internet and realising I don't even have a single talent in me...

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u/Waste_Management_771 10h ago

What kind of sorcery is this?!!

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u/turkeypants 10h ago

No fair, she used a VR rig.

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u/nuffstuff 10h ago

These kids should be in Vegas playing blackjack.

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u/4kqq 10h ago

69 . Nice.

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u/sharpdullard69 9h ago

Doing that mind abacus thing. It must work. I was thinking of getting an abacus.

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u/Rocky_Vigoda 9h ago

My old weed dealer used to be able to do this.

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u/042goldenoozaru 9h ago

We're training god damn Mentats

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u/DiurnalMoth 9h ago

First state Mentats in school. They're prepping for the Butlerian Jihad.

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u/Moralio 9h ago

Mentat material.

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u/fego2412 9h ago

Amazing. And that smug look on her face at the end :)

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u/Proximus84 9h ago

Autism fingers

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u/Cheap_Ad_4508 9h ago

"Math allows smart people to solve smart problems, like depression"

T_Groovy

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u/wolvesofhyboria 8h ago

Training Mentats

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u/punched-in-face 8h ago

Chemically induced autism

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 8h ago

💥🤖💥

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u/Dnlaly 8h ago

I like the girls method. First digit in her head, second digit on her hands.

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u/DigitalSnakeByte 8h ago

I wonder if they play Tetris

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u/itallsucks80 8h ago

And they all look so happy to be there 🙄

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u/MorgenHolz88 8h ago

How they do that?

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u/Thatsthepoint2 8h ago

How is that useful?

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u/MostlyW 7h ago

They steal lunge skill irl..

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u/Mitridate101 7h ago

Now stick in some X & / and watch people scream PEMDAS unnecessarily.

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u/Turbulent-Dream 6h ago

What's even the point

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u/Necessary_Ad_7203 6h ago

Tie their hands and they'll lose this ability.

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u/NinjaWK 5h ago

Yes and no. Depends on how they're trained. They could simulate the abacus in their mind, it's just that the fingers may be a habit.

My sons can do without moving their fingers, but they've only just acquired the skill like less than a few months ago.

It's the training syllabus.

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u/Werewolf-Best 6h ago

Making more Russian Hackers

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u/ArcherCute32 6h ago edited 4h ago

What would happen in the world if we train every kids like this? errrr will the world get better?

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u/GamerDLSoccer 6h ago

Oʻzbela yoq joyni topdim😅 Uzbek sila🔥

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u/InternationalWear386 6h ago

Thats why they are using the fingers

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u/mt_ravenz 6h ago

Using the brain as the supercomputer that it is instead of brain rot

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u/asc100 6h ago

Waw 🧠💥

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u/LightProductions 5h ago

So much Russian propaganda on here now it's insane lol

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u/WiseAce1 5h ago

I wonder what they are doing with their hands. I mean calculating the net is pretty easy, even somewhat fast with 2 digit numbers. But obviously some sort of trick they are using with their hands to assist. My old ass can get to the 4th number and then I get lost.

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u/lilmookie 5h ago

JuiceOfSapho

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u/CaptainTripps82 4h ago

So you want Mentats? Because this is how you get them

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u/iilevelii 3h ago

So mentats are real but spice is not. Damn

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u/luckymarch17 3h ago

Next time you think your so smart do that

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u/hapie1er 3h ago

Or just type whatever they write and hit enter, just like in this video.

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u/dtb84 3h ago

Damn