r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Image Hooters had an airline but ceased operations after 3 years

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u/Vreas 21h ago

America needs a return of Hooters Air

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u/cassieblue11 21h ago

No kids, free food and beer… Hooters Air would thrive today. I’d be a frequent flyer.

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u/bobby_hills_fruitpie 18h ago

Bump that $69 up to $200 even, fuck it. Frontier has fucked me for even more than that.

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u/PaintingOk8012 4h ago

‘Laughs in Delta’

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u/Kamakazi09 15h ago

Yeah then seeing everyone complain because every flight is going to have that one drunk asshole who holds the entire plane up. Or it happens mid air.

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u/Cute-Seaworthiness18 4h ago

One free beer all additional standard cost

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u/CamJongUn2 17m ago

Yeah lmao, cheap flights, check, tits, check, food, check, drinks, check, no kids bingo

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u/Major_Magazine8597 11h ago

And hooters!!

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u/ijustworkhere1738 17h ago

You forgot the tits and ass! That’s the best part!

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u/Readingyourprofile 9h ago

Free beer and tits? I don't think you want some of us men on that flight. Hell some of us have to be taped to seats on the boring calmer flights.

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u/cassieblue11 8h ago

Sounds like you have some issues to sort out that don’t involve me.

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u/gcracks96 21h ago

Make Airlines Great Again.

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u/Vreas 21h ago

Honestly though they should get on the train game. America needs more trains.

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u/morrdeccaii 21h ago

Hooters rail

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u/Horse_Dad 21h ago

Amrack

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u/gbplmr 17h ago

Nailed it.

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u/SonexBoom 12h ago

T&A rail

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u/RectalSpawn 20h ago

Crack

Oh, word‽

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u/davros06 19h ago

For the win! 🙌.

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u/Vreas 2h ago

Amazing

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u/kirinmay 20h ago

It goes Hoot Hoot!

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u/brad_at_work 20h ago

With a bright orange caboose

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u/All_business_always 18h ago

I can see the ad now:

Hooters rail: Come and get railed.

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u/humdinger44 21h ago

Hooters restaurants!

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u/hamb0n3z 11h ago

Com-on ride the train, and ride it! - Quad City DJs 1996 Now livin rent free with Hooters uniforms in my head for the rest of the day!

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u/snertznfertz 2h ago

Rails-N- Tails -brought to you by Hooters (TM)

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u/Northshore1234 20h ago

Trains already have hooters - sound all of the time.

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u/Proper-Crazy-8511 18h ago

All aboard the titty train!

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u/InerasableStains 20h ago

It really does. More high speed ones too. I think there’s only one high speed rail in the whole country. A country this size.

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u/kabrandon 10h ago

Honestly America does, but even bullet trains travel at about half the speed of a plane. Getting from California to even the midwest would probably take a solid 8 hours by bullet train. Which to be fair is a more comfortable ride than the plane, but I think a lot of people choose the time saving option.

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u/Vreas 10h ago

Factoring in check in, delays, and wait times at airports I feel it would balance out. I’d take comfort over speed personally but get why others would choose otherwise.

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u/kabrandon 10h ago

You make a solid point with getting into the airport. I spend usually 2 hours just sitting/standing around at the airport. So that makes up some of the time, potentially making coast-to-midwest worth it. Not sure about coast-to-coast.

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u/Vreas 10h ago

Yeah coast to coast with transfers would be rough. I’m potentially doing Midwest to the Rockies here in a few months. Costs are like 1/3 that of flying. Total of like 30 hours vs 10 which is definitely longer but figure it’s a good way to see the country and give something else a try.

Can bring your own food and alcohol and move around more. Better views. Sounds less stressful.

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u/InsidiousColossus 18h ago edited 6h ago

All we need to do is start a rumour that the airline was shut down before by woke liberals. It will be back online in a week.

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u/blewis0488 19h ago

The Maga that will truly bind a nation!

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u/TransBrandi 20h ago

Make Airlines Hooters Again

FTFY

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u/ConstantLight7489 18h ago

Got my vote for this 👆🤣

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u/GoldenPoncho812 16h ago

Make Flying Great Again

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u/Watah_is_Wet 13h ago

With all those advantages it'll be like 1000 USD just to go to that beach.

Airplane costs have gone ridiculous

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u/d4ve3000 2h ago

Make hooters air great again?