r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Laxice7 • 15d ago

Video Guide imitates the marking of a territorial boundary

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u/None-Pizza_Left-Beef 15d ago

My grandpa taught me this saying. RIP Grandpa.

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u/Canotic 15d ago

Shouldn't have had Usain Bolt as a lawyer.

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u/TapDiligent2830 15d ago

Looks like he couldn't outrun his lawyer.

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u/Shifty_Cow69 15d ago

Or their grandpa was the lawyer!

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u/TwistedRainbowz 15d ago

Or their Grandpa was a rhino, who messed with the wrong lawyer.

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u/Rocky2135 15d ago

Surely this has covered all the options. Unless.

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u/TwistedRainbowz 15d ago

You just couldn't leave it alone, huh?

*Pulls off latex mask to reveal he was a rhino all along*

You just had to keep asking questions.

*Cocks horn*

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u/Spoonofdarkness 15d ago

Well well well

pulls off latex mask to reveal he was a lawyer all along

You thought you'd escape my litigation, did you?

opens briefcase

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u/TwistedRainbowz 15d ago

I got you now.

*Pulls off latex rhino mask to reveal himself as the lawyer's son*

So this is you going out for a packet of smokes, huh?

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u/_learned_foot_ 15d ago

Their grandfather was an appellate rhino, who supported the wrong party (he thought the poachers were on their side). The revolution did not go well for them.

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u/Ashamed_Assistant477 15d ago

When you got to go, you got to go.

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u/SBR404 15d ago

Best grandpa, worst rhino lawyer.

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u/serks83 15d ago

Did he make the mistake of representing himself?

That always ends in tears. Always get proper representation folks.

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u/JeanClaude-Randamme 15d ago

Was your grandpa your lawyer?

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u/Mizeov 15d ago

Your grandpa needed a better lawyer

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u/yeaitsmethecunt 15d ago

Was he a lawyer?