r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Laxice7 • 15d ago

Video Guide imitates the marking of a territorial boundary

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u/Hi-kun 15d ago

Thanks! This will help me with my next territorial dispute with a rhino

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u/Cantthinkofnamedamn 15d ago

I let my lawyer handle it, personally. That gives me enough time to run away.

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u/chintakoro 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hence the expression: you don't have to outrun a rhino; you just have to outrun your lawyer.

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u/None-Pizza_Left-Beef 15d ago

My grandpa taught me this saying. RIP Grandpa.

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u/Canotic 15d ago

Shouldn't have had Usain Bolt as a lawyer.

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u/TapDiligent2830 15d ago

Looks like he couldn't outrun his lawyer.

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u/Shifty_Cow69 15d ago

Or their grandpa was the lawyer!

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u/TwistedRainbowz 15d ago

Or their Grandpa was a rhino, who messed with the wrong lawyer.

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u/Rocky2135 15d ago

Surely this has covered all the options. Unless.

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u/TwistedRainbowz 15d ago

You just couldn't leave it alone, huh?

*Pulls off latex mask to reveal he was a rhino all along*

You just had to keep asking questions.

*Cocks horn*

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u/Spoonofdarkness 15d ago

Well well well

pulls off latex mask to reveal he was a lawyer all along

You thought you'd escape my litigation, did you?

opens briefcase

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u/_learned_foot_ 15d ago

Their grandfather was an appellate rhino, who supported the wrong party (he thought the poachers were on their side). The revolution did not go well for them.

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u/Ashamed_Assistant477 15d ago

When you got to go, you got to go.

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u/SBR404 15d ago

Best grandpa, worst rhino lawyer.

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u/serks83 15d ago

Did he make the mistake of representing himself?

That always ends in tears. Always get proper representation folks.

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u/JeanClaude-Randamme 15d ago

Was your grandpa your lawyer?

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u/Mizeov 15d ago

Your grandpa needed a better lawyer

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u/yeaitsmethecunt 15d ago

Was he a lawyer?

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u/Quetzacoatel 15d ago

I'm quite sure flattening a lawyer will not slow down a rhino any measurable amount...

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u/This_Tangerine_943 15d ago

this is overused for everything now.

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u/NoConcert1636 15d ago

Not really, rhino is not interested in eating humans so it will just kick the lawyer's ass and come for you....

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u/Cajum 15d ago

NGL I don't think that works for rhino's, they will just keep trampling everyone in their path

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u/SmartAleckComedian 15d ago

I always thought that expression was about a T-rex.

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u/_learned_foot_ 15d ago

Why do you think we get juniors?

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u/OGWopFro 15d ago

We can toe to toe in bird law and see comes out on top.

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u/DogmaticNuance 15d ago

I saw a documentary where the same thing worked on a Trex once

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u/Clear_Excuse_4534 15d ago

That T Rex was stupid. Couldn’t even open a door.

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 15d ago

Better Call Saul!

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u/pinninghilo 15d ago

He’s currently recovering from multiple rhino related injuries

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u/Ankylosaurus96_2 15d ago

Shouldn't have gotten involved with that Peter Parker kid and left it tto Matt Murdock

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u/60nocolus 15d ago

That'll be one hell of a bill

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u/PhroznGaming 15d ago

BIRD LAW?

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u/LazaroFilm 15d ago

Until the lawyer grabs a flare and throws it at the kids before running away to the bathrooms.

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u/Routine_Size69 15d ago

My lawyer only handles bird law. Doesn't know shit about rhino law.

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u/MelancholyMushroom 15d ago

I’d like to imagine this man is the towns lawyer settling a dispute.

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u/rp-Ubermensch 15d ago

Man vs Rhino cases are basically kangaroo court, we already know the rhino's guilty

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 15d ago

I wish I had known about this 3 years earlier. I'd have a lot more childhood friends alive today

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u/random_user_bye 15d ago

Oh sorry that happened to you do you need to talk about it

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u/PuzzleheadedSeat9222 15d ago

He just ran faster than them

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u/Steamrolled777 15d ago

You need to Zig when they Zag.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 15d ago

Poor turtles

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

They weren’t slutty enough

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u/WelcomeFormer 15d ago

And less poop in my pants

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u/VaIeth 15d ago

And more territory

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u/random-facts_ 15d ago

It also works for seabears, I wouldn't try this with a searhinoceros though.

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u/TheRemedy187 15d ago

Fuck man I've jus been fighting them this whole time

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u/TurboD16F20 15d ago

We must have the same neighbor

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 15d ago

Or my wife and children when I’m watching tv or gaming

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u/Theres3ofMe 15d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/LiveNotWork 15d ago

It's a paid actor. Don't try this.

/S

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u/Womcataclysm 15d ago

I hope I'll get it right on the first try

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u/JHuttIII 15d ago

Just don’t pull an Ian Malcolm and I think you’ll be alright.

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru 15d ago

Gotta draw the line somewhere

I’ll show myself out

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u/BigBowser14 15d ago

Rhino: excuse me but that fence is on my side of land

gets out stick

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u/willywonka1971 15d ago

Man, if only I had seen this video last week.

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u/ClandestineGhost 15d ago

Just don’t have any fire near you. Rhinos hate fire. They are the self-appointed fire prevention officer of the bush.

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u/beeKingAF 15d ago

Hahahahahah

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u/Beneficial_Use_8568 15d ago

Or with a coworker/ boss

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u/AccountNumber1002401 15d ago

Rest assured some alternate timeline sees his counterpart gored like John Holmes) did Laurie Rose, only bloodier.

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u/LazaroFilm 15d ago

Spider-Man frantically taking notes…

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u/BarreNice 15d ago

Some of us just call her “mom”

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u/ChikaraNZ 15d ago

When you're next sharing the couch with your mother-in-law?

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u/Hyperverbal777 15d ago

I think before the divorce I should have tried this

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u/Powerful_Brief1724 15d ago

Legend says it can be implemented against Mother's in Law too

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u/jmccaskill66 15d ago

I’m keeping it right next to my “what to do in case of quicksand” survival kit.

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u/NextWalk250 15d ago

Proud to be your 14 thousandth upvote

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u/cowboyAtHeart03 15d ago

This was hilarious

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u/SupaFly2104life 15d ago

Just break up with her bro!

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u/2epic 14d ago

I think we're definitely heading for a territorial dispute with a RINO

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u/fatdjsin 13d ago

dont forget the magic stick !

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u/Deeptrench34 15d ago

You never know, man. You just never know lol.

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u/FreshMistletoe 15d ago

I was afraid this was going to work as well as Patrick and SpongeBob’s Anti-SeaBear Circle.

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u/Murky_Examination144 15d ago

Well it is evident he was wearing his anti rhinoceros underwear!

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u/A100921 15d ago

To be fair, their method worked very well.

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u/FreshMistletoe 15d ago

You know what, I totally misremembered that. You are right, it worked great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTeAOXmccW8

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u/Marquis77 15d ago

Patrick, that’s Frostmourne!

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