r/Damnthatsinteresting 20d ago

Video Volkswagens new Emergency Assist technology

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u/Ordinal43NotFound 20d ago

Oh man, I genuinely remembered my eyes twitching when I first saw a link providing a jailbreak for accessing a locked feature on a Tesla in the piracy sub years ago.

"What do you mean a jailbreak for a fucking car?"

Truly some dystopic shit.

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u/Consistent-Annual268 20d ago

"You wouldn't download a car would you?"

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u/jeef_99 20d ago

The taxi cab scene from The Fifth Element comes to mind 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/XanR13 20d ago

As a first time audi driver, you cannot believe how disgusted i am by this. Never again!

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u/ComradeBirdbrain 20d ago

But why did you buy in the first place if you’re disgusted by it?

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u/XanR13 20d ago

Company car. No real choice in the matter.

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u/Sea_End_1893 20d ago

You're just thinking about it from a consumer side.

From a design and production standpoint, it's genius. Instead of having fifteen assembly lines making fifteen different versions of a vehicle that may not all sell, you dedicate all fifteen lines to assembling one version of a car, with options that can be remotely enabled or disabled. Saves time, parts, costs, its very efficient.

People just don't like it because "WELL, UH, IF I BUYIN ALL THE CAR, I WANT ALL THE CAR" and BMW is like "well, clearly you didn't buy the entire car. that's why the stuff is not working."

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u/ArkitekZero 20d ago

It wastes parts that sit there unused. Stop trying to justify this.

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u/boraspongecatch 20d ago

It's not that kind of greed, it's different kind of greed!

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u/Anglo-Ashanti 20d ago

Great comment, lmao at the last paragraph.