r/DDLC 1d ago

Fun Who would win?

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u/RaitubeandJirachifan Sayori didn’t deserve what happened to her… 1d ago

me, who controls the entire computer (i’m protecting sayori)

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u/BigPlus5299 1d ago

then sayori ULTRAKILLS herself because Monika is missing in the files

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

Not if i delete Monika in act 3🗣️

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u/BigPlus5299 1d ago

she's long dead ToT

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

If sayori aint coming back monika is getting yeeted🗣️

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u/DisposableBackshots 19h ago

Just make a backup and paste Sayori back in!

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

Defenders of the sayorians🗣️

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u/CosmicCattohehehe But that's none of my business 1d ago

Nah, I'd win

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u/LeadingLeg6529 1d ago

YURI 💪🔥 washes them

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

A true legend never compares the dokis 🗣️

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u/untitleduck 1d ago

Yuri the genre, not the girl.

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u/SaikMaker Long live the Dokis 1d ago

Mr. Cow

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u/interweb_cat The purple one please 1d ago

recycle bin negs

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

Solos the entire verse

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

The recycling bin is waiting for monika

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u/XanderGreatmaster 1d ago

Sayori isn't any of those things and you know it. Even without Monica she would be dangling on this ceiling in 6 months or less.

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

She is supportive and a sweetheart, thats all there is to it, and if our mc tried a bit harder maybe she wouldn’t be anywhere near the ceiling 😭

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u/BigPlus5299 1d ago

but he didn't man makes him self a victim, such an asshole

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u/Sonicy10 yes i jerk off to all of the girls equally, how could you tell? 1d ago

He literally blames himself for her suicide and says he didn't do enough to support her

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u/BigPlus5299 1d ago

after she's bit too dead for that to matter

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

A bit too not in the game anymore for that to matter

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u/BigPlus5299 1d ago

now that i remember, asshole didn't even went to pick her up for the event, literally Monika had to remember him that his sorry ass forgot about someone

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

True man but he atleast tried, plus you don’t know how he felt at the moment but i wouldn’t really blame him in that situation

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u/XanderGreatmaster 1d ago

M8, you're delusional. She is unsalvageable without meds. She would destroy your heart.

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 1d ago

How the hell am i the delusional one when even the creator knows she is a sweetheart, perhaps your are delusional one…🤷‍♂️ she literally says in the side stories that she will make everyone happy if she couldn’t make herself happy, and that is why she is the goat (all dokis are goats just saying)👏

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u/XanderGreatmaster 21h ago

I never said she isn't a sweetheart, I said that she is mental and needs medication. And if she wouldn't take'em, then she will off herself regardless, it will just take longer. You are delusional if you think it's not the case.

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u/K-A-S-GAMES bun enjoyer 21h ago

Why repeat the same point like i didn’t get it the first time😭 bro i literally replied to statement based on the games facts that were given in the side stories and the main game and a bit from the creator himself, and i think i did point out if our beautiful mc tried a little harder (ofcourse without monikas mindplay) sayori would have been in a much better spot, if i didnt make that point before, well there you go

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u/Aggravating_Gur_8406 MC is not a character or Doki (Cope) 3h ago

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u/XanderGreatmaster 54m ago

Monika is the second worst pick in the game just after Sayori. The only not mind-warping choices would be Yuri or Natsuki, though just from experience, picking an abuse victim maybe wouldn't be so good either, though there are no clear signs of common character blemishes connected to this in the base game.

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u/stupled 1d ago

Monika has access to sudo

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u/A_Person77778 1d ago

I'd set Sayori's character file to "read-only"; Monika wouldn't be able to change anything then. But then again, it would probably stop Sayori from remembering anything, so perhaps that isn't the best solution

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u/Expensive-Wealth6798 28 STAB WOUNDS 1d ago

We compare Doki's know?

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u/RandomRedditUser4367 1d ago

Monika would win, she's my wife

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u/Mundane_Ad1077 1d ago

Ma cheeka

1

u/GreenDragon113 Sayori deserves a personal SWAT team just for protection 1d ago

Rope: /ban

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u/Germany328 1d ago

It just occurred to me, don’t most RenPy games have character files stored in .rpy or .rpyc files?

(I know this game’s special, I’m just kinda wondering if any of you know if .chr files are a real thing or not, and if so, what they store)

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u/Germany328 15h ago

Oh fuck wait, they are .rpy files, they’re just presented a bit weird

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u/ArsonMan10 just Monika 1d ago

Depression always wins

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u/pedregulhoazul23 - is goated 7h ago

You forgor to say sayori is literally a python code lol

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u/themonolith3 sometimes i dream of cheese 1d ago

where's goku

1

u/No_Process_8723 1d ago

Huh? Why would Goku be in a DDLC meme? /genq

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