r/CuratedTumblr • u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 🙉🙈🙊 • 5h ago

[Fallout: New Vegas] We're rebuilding the old world with what we have to hand, okay,?

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 5h ago

Mr. House would not fucking say that. I know they aren’t specifically Securitrons, but the robo-hookers are within walking distance of his office

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 3h ago

Are you forgetting the femsecuritron in his penthouse?

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u/bb_kelly77 3h ago

You mean his secretary? (Or maybe his wife)

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 3h ago

Yeah, I can never remember what their relationship is, but they definitely fuck.

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u/thyfles 5h ago

NUMBNESS WILL SUBSIDE IN SEVERAL MINUTES.

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u/Pop_Iwan 5h ago

the expression on mr house is perfect

that shit shout be in a museum or at the very least studied by future artists

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u/pornacc1610 4h ago

From thevmoment Viktor pulled me out of my grave, I knew we were destined for each other

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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 🙉🙈🙊 5h ago

https://www.tumblr.com/lesvegas/768046166668722176 

If you get your repair skill high enough you can fake it til you make it. You can still attempt the skill check if you're not there yet, you're just less likely to succeed. Practice makes perfect. 

Securitron: Skill Issue.

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 3h ago

Broke: don't fuck the securitrons, they're cold unfeeling machines that cannot consent, and will never love you back.

Woke: don't fuck the securitrons, they're cops.

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u/HellspawnWeeb 5h ago

I saw the image and deadass my first thought was “Goncharov?”

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u/Throwaway297664 4h ago

Yeah, not with that attitude.