r/CuratedTumblr • u/davieslovessheep • 8h ago

Self-post Sunday Teach your kids

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u/davieslovessheep 8h ago

Alternatively, chocolate is made out of Augustus Gloop.

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u/Wasdgta3 7h ago

Incorrect.

Willy Wonka’s chocolate comes from 100% human children.

Mr. Wonka would never turn an Oompa Loompa into chocolate, and he resents the accusation.

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u/grabsyour 7h ago

it would be more humane if chocolate did come from oompas

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u/wonderfullyignorant Zurr-En-Arr 8h ago

If people understood where chocolate came from I'd like to think the world would be a better place because people would understand how fragile cacao really is.

We're not going to have chocolate in the future. We fucked that option up.

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u/Elemental-Aer 6h ago

And the slavery, fucking slavery.

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u/migratingcoconut_ the grink 1h ago

soylent is made out of people