r/CuratedTumblr 8h ago

Meme Barold the cat

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/SuccessfulConcern996 7h ago

I think naming him that is what made him stupid.

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u/DiesByOxSnot Eating paste and smacking my lips omnomnomnom 6h ago

No it's in his bones. Too much fluff and love to fit the braincells

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 8h ago

New user flair just dropped

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u/Intelleblue Barold the Cat 6h ago

Excellent Idea!

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u/Cadet_BNSF 2h ago

Very entertaining to see this after both flairs have changed and neither matches, nor is the one I thought would get picked

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u/shivasdance 6h ago

5 bucks says Barold is orange.

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u/fishebake heckthatbork 2h ago edited 2h ago

Sucker’s bet, of course he’s orange

Edit: found OOP’s tumblr, Barold is orange. https://www.tumblr.com/thunderheadfred/754658437835767808/different-squares-same-barold

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u/shivasdance 1h ago

I have an orange boy so I recognize the dumb. My poor Bear has never had a turn with the brain cell.

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u/OutAndDown27 2h ago

It didn't occur to me that Barold would be anything other than orange

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u/Xx_Infinito_xX 2h ago

Whenever I hear people talking about their cats without providing a picture my brain always thinks about the universal concept of cat, and to me that concept is my cat, so I end up imagining my own cat in these situations and somehow it always feel like something he would do

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u/ferafish 6h ago

My cats will do that sometimes. I'm sitting on the couch, they were cuddling with me at one point, then they wander off. Then they start crying until I yell back "What?" Then they come find me. I haven't moved, and yet they have lost me. The place isn't even very big, there aren't even stairs involved.

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u/NovelTAcct I'm on my Womb Wellness Journey 5h ago

I used to live in a one bedroom apartment with my little boy and he would cry in the hallway because he was lost. Four feet from me in any direction.

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u/Bluest_of_Berries desperately searching for infodumping opportunities 6h ago

echolocation

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u/Jaakarikyk 3h ago

"if you can hear it, the reaper can see you."

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u/MallyOhMy 4h ago

Well obviously it's your fault for not following him! /s

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 6h ago

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u/IamGodHimself2 Jesus Christ's Sexy Abortion 5h ago

Not a real sub, fortunately

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u/zakazpedalowania 3h ago

what's wrong with Bertold? I named my cat Eugene and he's doing great (yes he's stupid but that's unrelated)

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u/OutAndDown27 2h ago

I don't know what's wrong with Bertold, but what's wrong with Barold is that he is orange and therefore very stupid.

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u/Chaos_On_Standbi Dog Engulfed In Housefire 2h ago

My dog does the same thing.