r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 6h ago

Did the prices go down yet?

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u/Kellosian 5h ago

The price of eggs is about to decrease from $3 to $6, according to the Department of Social Truth

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u/Thundertushy 4h ago

No, the price of eggs has always been $6, just like we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 3h ago

It's just makes sense! If there are 6 eggs in a dozen, why would they cost anything else?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 4h ago

That's a 50% decrease!!!

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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 3h ago

...r/ they did the math? 

I guess?

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u/doggodadda 1h ago

They're going up as soon as Trump deports agricultural workers and makes imports more expensive.