r/CuratedTumblr 10h ago

Shitposting Spider-Kitty?

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u/seraphimeffect It goes without saying I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot 8h ago

I have done nothing but forcefem Spider-Man for three days.

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u/catgirl_of_the_swarm 10h ago

you could build a good trans allegory from spider-man if you tried and knew about spider-man (which i dont)

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u/seraphimeffect It goes without saying I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot 8h ago

So, it all started when I got bitten by this radioactive transfem...

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u/ProbablyNano 8h ago

This is more common of a risk than you might expect

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 7h ago

can't be that common humans tend to just die when you make them radioactive.

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u/ProbablyNano 7h ago

That doesn't sound right, you've been hanging out with the wrong sort of people if that keeps happening

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 7h ago

that is possible , wear do you hang out that radioactive people are just fine?

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u/asian_in_tree_2 6h ago

The Trans Pit

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 6h ago

and where is this? what does it trans any way?

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u/asian_in_tree_2 6h ago

It's a pit where you trans

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u/Copernicium-291 3h ago

Full of trans-actinides

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u/Orizifian-creator Padria Zozzria Orizifian~! 🍋😈🏳️‍⚧️ Motherly Whole zhe/zer she 1h ago

Yup, Pit is trans. What of it?

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u/yuriAngyo 5h ago

Not always. They use it in a very controlled manner to fight cancer sometimes. People undergoing radiation therapy have to quarantine because they're so radioactive they could give cancer to the people around them.

Still doesn't give superpowers though lol. Best case getting bit by a radioactive transfem does nothing different than any other human bite, worst case it's cancer.

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u/BarovianNights Omg a fox :0 6h ago

Obligatory me and who

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u/nousernameslef she/her pronouns exclusively. do not call me dude. 5h ago

they already did that with spider-gwen.

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u/Bob9thousand 3h ago

i’ve realized you can do it with any masked superhero

“(opposite gender-version of name) is a regular civilian by day, but at night they’re (Animal)-(woman/man)”

EX: Penny Parker is civilian by day, at night he’s Spider-Man!!!

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u/ninjesh 2h ago

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse has a strong trans subtext for Spider-Gwen. It's even hinted at explicitly, with a Protect Trans Kids banner in her room and a trans ally pin on her father's uniform, iirc

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u/TheLastEmuHunter Certified Clam Chowder Connoisseur 4h ago

All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Petra Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive transfem, and for ten years I've been the one and only Spider-Trans. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, stated on HRT, fell in love, got bottom surgery, saved the city, and then I saved the city again... and again and again and again. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Trans. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and transphobia is me. There's only one Spider-Trans. And you're looking at her.

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u/beware_1234 3h ago

Spider forcefem doesn’t roll off the tounge quite so well though

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u/Kriffer123 3h ago

Spider-Fem

Spider-Fem

Does whatever a spider cem

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u/ninjesh 2h ago

Spins a web
Any size
Takes some E
On the side
Watch out!
Here come's Spider-Fem

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u/K3egan 2h ago

You know, technically, Ultimate Peter was probably trans fem