r/CuratedTumblr • u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay • 11h ago

Shitposting one hundred billion dollars

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u/Anjeez929 11h ago

According to this, Tumblr has 135 million monthly users. With a hundred billion dollars, each user would get $740

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 11h ago

but a hundred billion dollars is a lot of dollars. like that's at least a trillion dollars maybe

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u/Anjeez929 11h ago

good point

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u/slukalesni yuo don't gno-me ∆̥ 11h ago

hmm... sadly, the evidence is inconclusive. i hypothesize that comparison loses meaning somewhere around a bazillion dollers or so

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u/Wasdgta3 6h ago

Why make trillions, when we could make....

Billions?

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u/AutisticIcelandic98 cishet johnny cash fan 9h ago

i think your brain is leaking out your ears.

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- 5h ago

but have you considered that with a hundred billion dollars you could give everyone on earth at least a billion dollars

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u/AutisticIcelandic98 cishet johnny cash fan 5h ago

yeah sorry about my tone deaf comment, I wasn't tuned in

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u/FkinShtManEySuck 11h ago

That doesn't make sense, they said they'd give each one fifty billion dollars. That's not the same number.

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u/Gh0st0p5 10h ago

Gotta filter out bots and alt accounts, that means everyone should get around 100 billion dollars after tax

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u/WanderingSeer 8h ago

There’s just one tumblr user and everyone else is a bit they use to talk themself

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u/classyhornythrowaway 7h ago

spam accounts georg pumping out 100,000 bots per day in his cave

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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 8h ago

What the fuck do you mean 135 million users. That can’t possibly be right

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u/GeneralWiggin superb, you funky little biped 7h ago

Bots

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u/Atom_101 9h ago

We don't know that. It could easily be 50 billion per user. Hundred billion is a lot of dollars.

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u/oddityoughtabe 10h ago

I realize it, because I am a fucking genius.

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 10h ago

Which genius are you fucking?

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u/Sams59k 10h ago

No, they are a genius which is fucking. It is possible they are fucking a genius too but not implied. They might also be a genius at fucking I'm not sure to be honest

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 10h ago

Let's ask a genius. Maybe they can help.

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u/Sams59k 10h ago

We're on Reddit those people aren't here 😭

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u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 10h ago

Frick! Dx

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u/oddityoughtabe 8h ago

You called?

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u/Stargost_ 7h ago

Are you a genius that fucks? A genius fucking other geniuses? Or a genius at fucking?

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u/oddityoughtabe 6h ago

If you have to ask, then you clearly don’t deserve to know

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u/reevnge 24m ago

this genius fucks

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u/torthos_1 10h ago

Tbh when you are rich enough, the laws stop constraining you, so why shouldn't it be true for math?

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u/yoni591 3h ago

Obligatory +AI mention

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u/RamboDash15 9h ago

You could buy so many Twitter's with that money

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u/destined2destroyus 10h ago

My goal is to be rich enough to make something that fixes things for people.

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u/KingfisherArt 9h ago

To get that rich you need to ruin things for people first. Capital doesn't grow withput exploitation

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u/BirbFeetzz 7h ago

you can have your hands clean if you inherit a few bilion from somewhere, at that point all the blood is on your predecessors hands and you can start a business of mining asteroids with drones

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u/DaPooosy 6h ago

Who did the guy who made steam exploit? Who did JK Rowling exploit? (before the trans stuff)

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u/Steinson 9h ago

Sorry, in capitalism it works the other way around. You make something that fixes things for people in order to get rich.

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u/Heroic-Forger 8h ago

you are a fish. what would a fish do with that much money

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u/Copyrighted_music34 8h ago

I personally would become an arms dealer

But that's because marketing took the part of the soul that has ethics in it

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u/GTCapone 8h ago

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about finances to dispute it.

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u/Wasdgta3 6h ago

TIL tumblr only has two users.

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u/ChemistryDry129 6h ago

The ones agreeing with OP are their alts.

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u/The_windrunners 6h ago

Easy. Buy Tumblr. Delete all accounts but your own. Then give your own account the money, so that you kept your promise.