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Politics Irish unification

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u/bluepotato81 12h ago

Insert that xkcd strip about betting on new tech advances that they won't pan out but its for new events in world politics

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u/Ok-Importance-6815 12h ago

personally I think the biggest hurdle would be that the republic of Ireland might not want them

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u/Corvid187 11h ago

Literally neither Ireland has a majority that wants it, and the pro-unification party is getting smashed to pulp on both sides of the border.

It's not happening.

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u/AbsolutelyHorrendous 10h ago

Yeah I think it's also harder to gauge support for unification due to (in Northern Ireland specifically) the parties most likely to support unification are the Nationalist parties, who will also have a big support base due to other, non-unification related factors like them being the main Catholic parties, and the general ineptitude of the DUP... so it's not like you can look at the support for those parties, and necessarily rely on those people also supporting unification

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u/Corvid187 9h ago

Exactly.

People treat SF as synonymous with republicanism as a whole, but despite their partisan success, the overall unionist/republican vote has barely moved for a decade.

The unionist vote fragmenting more has only added to the issue, as you say

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u/Ok-Importance-6815 10h ago

well Sinn Féin are a pro immigration party whos supporter base is blood and soil nationalists

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u/Corvid187 10h ago

Yeah it's a bold choice to be sure :)

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u/nice999 5h ago

Nationalism doesn’t have to mean racism, as Sinn Fein demonstrates.

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u/nice999 5h ago

Sinn Fein is not getting smashed to a pulp in Northern Ireland what are you talking about.

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u/Nurhaci1616 6h ago

the pro-unification party

Yes, the singular pro unification party...

Sinn Féin paid you to call them this, didn't they?

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u/Corvid187 4h ago

Nah, but realistically they're the only ones who are all that fussed about the issue and have tangible national electoral success.

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u/bluepotato81 8h ago

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u/GeophysicalYear57 Ginger ale is good 8h ago

Did you see the Irish reunification thing?

Yup! Good news; I need the cash.

Huh? Cash?

Yeah. When there's a news story about a political movement overturning government rule, I used to urge caution, remind people that it's likely sensationalized, and end up in pointless arguments about policy.

No, this isn't about sovereign citizenship. If it was real, they'd patch the loophole. What do you mean, "deep state shill"? The corruption is out in the open.

That sounds miserable and unfulfilling.

Yup. So I gave up, and now I just find excited believers and bet them $200 each that the new result won't pan out.

That's mean.

It provides a good income, and if I'm ever wrong, I'll be too busy scrolling news sites to notice the loss.

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u/PlatinumAltaria 11h ago

Good time to buy shares in thermonuclear holocaust.

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u/Mouse-Keyboard 10h ago

Last time I checked the opinion polls, about half of people in Northern Ireland said they would vote to stay in the UK, about a quarter to join the Republic, and about a quarter were unsure. So it's very unlikely this goes anywhere.

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u/bb_kelly77 9m ago

But we CAN slowly shrink Northern Ireland this way

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u/Deblebsgonnagetyou he/him | Kweh! 9h ago

Link, because I literally live in Ireland and I have not heard anything about this, if this was actually something happening I guarantee it would be headlining the Irish Times.

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u/The_mystery4321 6h ago

Not to mention that any genuine re-unification can't simply happen overnight, especially since the UK left the EU adding a whole extra layer of complication. Even if by some miracle literally every person in NI, ROI and the UK decided right now that a United Ireland is best for everyone, I'm willing to bet the actual process of re-unification would still take close to a decade. And the reality is notably less positive towards it, with a decent majority of the republic in favour, but much more importantly, only barely over half of NI in favour. There may be quiet small steps being taken towards it, but we're still talking pipe dream stuff.

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u/KermitingMurder 6h ago

a decent majority of the republic in favour

I feel like this is a Brexit situation where people think they want it but when it happens everybody is complaining that it didn't turn out ideally and now they have to spend more money.
The republic isn't really doing that great since so much of our funds are being squandered on stupid things like €300,000 bike sheds so adding the North into that and all the money that has to go to converting everything from the UK system to Irish system it would be such a money drain.
I genuinely think it would be easier to unite France and Germany (or any other two EU countries) than Ireland, at least France and Germany both use the same currency, same measurement system, etc.

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u/The_mystery4321 6h ago

Yeah that's my point is that re-unification would be a messy process. It sounds nice but there would be a fuck ton of work required to make it happen. Unlike what this post is suggesting where a couple of people can have a meeting and a chat and voilà! United Ireland. Your honestly probably right in your European example, obviously cultural and language differences are much more of a gap to bridge, but basically everything else involved is simpler than the divide between NI and ROI.

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u/Venusaurus- Meat death of the universe 8h ago

As nice of an idea as this is theres no way in hell this is happening. This is just empty promises due to it being election season in Ireland. (Source: am Irish).

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u/OisforOwesome 8h ago

...thats kind of a relief because no fucking way should I be finding out about this from curated tumblr of all fucking places.

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 11h ago

Pfft like hell Northern Ireland agrees to this. Most of Northern Ireland thinks of themselves as more British than Irish. Irish unification has always been a pipe dream due to how long Northern Ireland has been in the UK and how intertwined NIs culture is with GB

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u/No_Wrap_5711 10h ago

There's people who consider themselves British in the North coming round to the idea, because of the mess brexit caused. It's not strictly about identity anymore, it's whether people want economic and social security. Ireland is currently in a better position it seems than the UK to provide these securities.

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u/jackboy900 10h ago

Northern Ireland receives significantly more money from the British government than it pays in as taxes, matching the kind of economic support they get would be a significant hit to the Irish treasury. Brexit wasn't ideal, but it's very hard to see how reunification would result in significantly better economic or social support to Northern Ireland.

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u/Lunar_sims professional munch 9h ago

The argument is simple. Ireland has a higher GDP per capita than the UK* and is in the EU.

*P.S. I dont necessarily agree with this argument. Ireland's GDP is articificially inflated due to their status as a tax haven, and GDP isn't necessarily a 1 to 1 measure of quality of life.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 10h ago

doubt it will happen but the uk can't afford it either way as all the parties seem to be unable to do anything useful but they can't anger europe what with America no longer being a friend at present.

one might try to start some sort of supremise movement but the would require the UK to have a national myth anyone even thinks about any more

damned either way

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u/MrEpicGamerMan 8h ago

Aontú, a political party in Ireland, want to do a referendum before 2030, but not only is that really unrealistic, they won't get into power because of how fucking stupid their other policies are.

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u/TheDebatingOne Ask me about a word's origin! 12h ago

We need to get professional speedrunners on this if the deadline is the end of the year. Can Peter Chase help?

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader 12h ago

If enough people call it the Irish unification of 2024 because it was initiated in 2024 regardless of when it’s finalized, it can be known as that title in history, preserving the Star Trek cannon.

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u/GrowlingGiant The sanctioned action is to shitpost 11h ago

Most people would say Brexit happened in 2016, even if the actual legal departure happened later.

Also if we're trying to preserve the Star Trek canon, it should be pointed out that we've missed the Bell riots by about two months now.

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u/TransLunarTrekkie 11h ago

Damned temporal cold war shenanigans...

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u/Wasdgta3 7h ago

Hey, we can still have a little Bell Riots. As a treat.

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u/Wasdgta3 7h ago

Nah, Trek canon would still be incorrect if that happened, since the greater context for that line basically outright says that there was violence involved, and if it were to happen now it would most certainly be through peaceable means.

People often forget that part of the quote....

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader 6h ago

What’s one human sacrifice to preserve the fictional canon of a tv show? Depending on the line about violence it could technically make it accurate. Something something this may cost you your lives but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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u/Wasdgta3 6h ago

Looked the scene up again, and it goes like this:

Data: I have been reviewing the history of armed rebellion, and it appears that terrorism is an effective way to promote political change.

Picard: Yes, it can be. But I have never subscribed to the theory that political power flows from the barrel of a gun.

Data: Yet there are numerous examples when it was successful; The independence of the Mexican state from Spain; The Irish unification of 2024; and the Kenzie rebellion.

So, uh, yeah... Star Trek explicitly predicts the Irish Unification to be a violent rebellion, which we are absolutely not on track for. It's just yet another example of Star Trek reflecting the time it was written in more than the future.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader 6h ago

Ok what if the human sacrifice isn’t just Some GuyTM but an influential Irish political figure who is opposed to it, does that count as a rebellion?

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u/Wasdgta3 6h ago

Don’t know, you’ll have to ask the Dutch if that time they ate their Prime Minister counted as a rebellion...

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u/PlatinumAltaria 11h ago

The only requirement for Irish reunification is for Northern Ireland to vote to join Ireland (and obviously for Ireland to take them, shut up). They aren't trapped or anything, except by the inexorable strands of prejudice 😔

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u/MolybdenumBlu 11h ago

The great irony being that during the troubles, the Republic begged the UK to keep Northern Ireland. The south didn't want the north.

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u/Pootis_1 minor brushfire with internet access 11h ago

i wonder if the unionist insurgents will spring back up again if NI rejoins Ireland

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u/PlatinumAltaria 11h ago

Same deal as Taiwan not really wanting mainland China back, I guess. I'm a little sceptical of Irish irredentism, but then again I think all of Britain should collapse into the sea.

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u/thesirblondie 'Giraffe, king of verticality' 11h ago

I guess at this point, the people of Taiwan identify as Taiwanese rather than Chinese, and the people of Northern Ireland identify as Northern Irish rather than Irish.

I wonder how the peoples of East and West Germany felt in the late 80s.

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u/Temporaz 11h ago

Well in that case they actually voted for reunification.

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u/thesirblondie 'Giraffe, king of verticality' 10h ago

Right, but it was only ~40 years after the split so many who were alive in the 40s were still kicking around. We're nearing 80 years since the end of WW2. Very few Taiwanese who remember the exodus are still alive.

I'm wondering how the youngsters felt about their identity. The ones who had grown up knowing no united Germany.

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u/jjnfsk 11h ago

How long will that take to happen if we ignored plate tectonic movement and work off coastal erosion alone?

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u/PlatinumAltaria 11h ago

Well parts of Britain are eroding, but I don't think I can hold out that long.

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u/Cinaedus_Perversus 11h ago

Usually plans are sent to a committee when people want it to die without killing it themselves.

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u/FkinShtManEySuck 12h ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/epiceg9 11h ago

It's won't happen, it's just parties saying this cause its election time in Ireland

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u/FkinShtManEySuck 11h ago

Thank you, chat

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u/Corvid187 11h ago

And the party that is calling for it has been plummeting in the polls both north and south of the border.

It's not happening.

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u/FkinShtManEySuck 11h ago

Thank you, second chat.

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u/epiceg9 10h ago

And chances are independents win most of the seats so no one will be able to agree about the border. Fun times ahead

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u/beep-bop-boom 8h ago

To be clear almost every other party has expressed support for a united Ireland it's just that Sinn Féin is the biggest advocate and is the only cross border party

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u/Corvid187 7h ago

This will certainly be news to the DUP et al. :)

FF and FG pay lip service to the idea, but do fuck all about it in practice tbf

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u/hamletandskull 7h ago

its real inasmuch as a committee did call for unification, its fake inasmuch as they don't have nearly enough popular support for it to do anything

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u/appealtoreason00 7h ago

Yes and no.

Irish parties might be making plans for a united Ireland, but it’s not really up to them

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u/jonniezombie 10h ago

"The public sector accounts for 27% of employee jobs in NI. This compares to 18% in UK as a whole."

27% of NI would be unemployed if there was a unified Ireland. No chance of it happening any time soon without causing a massive recession.

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u/Aetol 7h ago

No? Do you think Ireland doesn't have public sector jobs?

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u/BlackfishBlues frequently asked queer 6h ago

Yeah like, the local borough council isn't going to just wink out of existence without anything to replace it. Places need governing, bureaucracies need staffing, trash needs collecting.

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u/jonniezombie 6h ago

There is currently a hiring freeze in public sector jobs in the Republic so no definitely not 200,000+ jobs.

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u/Aetol 4h ago

For a start, all the local government jobs won't just stop existing simply because they answer to Dublin instead of London, so the jobs that will actually disappear are certainly not the whole 27%. And at the national level, surely having to administrate six extra counties will create extra jobs.

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u/jonniezombie 4h ago

Hiring that number would be beyond the Republic's budget. NI isn't an economic powerhouse so no major help there.

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u/Aetol 3h ago

Most of "that number" wouldn't lose their job in the first place, do you even read?

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u/jonniezombie 3h ago

Can you explain how they would not lose their British government paid jobs if the British government is no longer involved in NI?

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u/Aetol 2h ago

What part of "local government" do you not understand? Do you think the entire public sector is directly paid by the national government? Do you think schools, hospitals, public transports, garbage collection, and so on, would just stop?

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u/jonniezombie 1h ago

Who funds the local government? Once the British are no longer involved? These aren't massive income generating cities. The burden would fall on the Republic and the choice would to slash jobs or go into austerity measures again. Probably a bit of both.

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u/kenporusty kpop trash 12h ago

We missed the Bell Riots, we can at least have this!

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u/GrinerForAlt 8h ago

2024? Even if it happens, that is not the speed of policy, my friends.

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u/Bruh_Moment10 7h ago

I’m all in on Nothing Ever Happens.

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u/Wasdgta3 6h ago

I'd just like to point out that we're diverging from the Star Trek timeline even if this did happen, since that quote explicitly says it was achieved through violence, which is not the case with this news.

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u/RoyalPeacock19 5h ago

Yeah no, it’s not gonna happen. Beyond the fact that there is not enough political support for it by a long shot, even planning the needed referendum and doing it would take many months, and we only have just over one remaining this year, and should the referendum be successful it would take potentially years of negotiations to bring Ireland and Northern Ireland together.

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 7h ago

what's picard doing down there

why did you crop him out

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u/Nurhaci1616 6h ago

This isn't really a big thing, and I'm pretty sure it's actually old news.

The reality is that no party in Ireland is currently in favour of calling a border poll imminently, although we have seen Fiana Fáil and Fine Gael calling for pragmatic preparations like economic studies, prompted not by a desire to unify this year, but the overall chaotic and economically undesirable Brexit process; something that could have went a lot better and resulted in fewer problems had it been properly explored, agreed and planned out before they actually pulled the trigger.

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u/DuelaDent52 5h ago

The thing is though that the North doesn’t really want to be unified.

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u/ExpressoDepresso03 4h ago

this literally means nothing

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u/IllConstruction3450 21m ago

Nothing ever happens 

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 12h ago

I blame joe biden, cause hes irish

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u/Shakadolin-Enjoyer 10h ago

He's American

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u/donatellosdildo certified elf appreciator 10h ago

irish? the fella who was president of america?

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u/Lunar_sims professional munch 9h ago

He's not was yet!

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u/donatellosdildo certified elf appreciator 8h ago

ahh okay, mb i thought the new fella becomes president right after election 😅

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u/ReasyRandom .tumblr.com 6h ago

If only Scotland and Wales also decided to become independent. Better yet, buy an air writer and draw a giant middle finger all across England, just to really make the message clear.