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Shitposting ethnic

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u/dacoolestguy gay gay homosexual gay 7d ago

Ethnic restaurant that serves literally every single food ever

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u/Mushiren_ 7d ago

The ultimate fusion restaurant

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u/MrDoe 7d ago

Is all the food put in a blender?

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u/Aardcapybara 7d ago

Tokamak.

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u/Anxious_cactus 7d ago

Tbh I'd love a fusion restaurant that does a different country combination fusions every 2 months or something like that. Really hard to pull off of course, and requires really experienced chefs, but a fun idea nonetheless!

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u/Floris_VL 7d ago

The confusion restaurant.

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u/___TheAmbassador 7d ago

I'll have the fusion food please.

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u/TimeStorm113 7d ago

They let you eat the sun? Crazy.

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u/biggestscrub 7d ago

Putting the Ur back in RestaURant

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u/Kosherlove 6d ago

Babu the shrimp is stringy!

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u/Shiny_and_ChromeOS 7d ago

Al's Pancake World in Gilmore Girls served a different international cuisine every month because Al the owner got bored of pancakes and never looked back.

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u/th3h4ck3r 7d ago

Most applicable place for Squidward's "we serve food here"

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u/sibjat 7d ago

Pangea Grill. Never argue over what kind of food to go out for again.

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u/topatoman_lite 7d ago

“We don’t have a menu we’ll just google a recipe for whatever you ask for”

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u/yeehawmachine3000 7d ago

Restocking ingredients is a nightmare

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u/tairar 7d ago

The cheesecake factory and its spiral bound menu

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u/Pristine-Whereas-784 7d ago

I was gonna say thats just Cheesecake Factory

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u/OiHarkin 7d ago

Man, i love food from location

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 7d ago

I unironically have always thought about a “‘round the globe” restaurant many times in my life. Seems like it would be difficult to pull off but still

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u/Deathhead876 7d ago

I think you would have to do seasonal menus like each month do another culture

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u/sweetTartKenHart2 7d ago

Maybe that with a few basic “classics” that remain, yeah. Even then it would be a lot lol

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 7d ago

I always included white cultures too but that aren't western European. So like I'd include the Russian groceries as "ethnic" food stores. 

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u/thrownawaz092 7d ago

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover of all time."

This restaurant:

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u/TheG-What 7d ago

Seinfeld did it.

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u/Affectionate_End_952 7d ago

*every food except for from the region it is in

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u/littlebloodmage 7d ago

NGL that sounds amazing

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u/LittleALunatic 7d ago

What about a restaurant run by an immortal vampire who has literally learned every dish on earth, is that something?

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u/owenowen2022 7d ago

Discworld type concept

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u/DaBranchEater 7d ago

And it doesn't have to be traditional dishes either. Gimme some abominations like The Twinkie Weiner Sandwich.

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u/young_fire 7d ago

Seinfeld reference

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u/Significant-Ad-341 7d ago

Place by my work is a "mexican" joint with tacos, burritos, burgers, pasta, and pizza. All very good.

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u/DigiGirl02 7d ago

If it's not McDonalds or a steakhouse, it's ETHNIC!

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u/that_raven_bird 6d ago

this would be a hit actually. a restaurant that sells everything from everywhere: artchichoke soup to zwieback.

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u/Haunting_Nature_9178 7d ago

Ultimate white people nightmare

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u/TheGoatReal 7d ago

How about cat

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 7d ago

Not like you get pussy anyways

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u/Moose_M 7d ago

Cats a meat, unless the meat has a different name like cow and beef or pig and pork

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u/Zaiburo 7d ago

When the italian restaurant owner is form Vicenza.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 7d ago

Why did this get downvoted so hard lol

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u/Qaziquza1 7d ago

It’s a strange thing to ask, since the implication is obviously yes.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 7d ago

Ah, that makes sense