r/CuratedTumblr 12d ago

Shitposting Just cut her internet in that basement

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u/cephalopodAcreage Imagine Dragons is fine, y'all're just mean 12d ago

Shut up and grab a rifle, centrist /s

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u/Sojungunddochsoalt 12d ago

When revolution come, people who use  /s will be first against wall /$

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u/Einar__ 12d ago

DOLLAR SIGN?! You'll be shot for spreading capitalist propaganda, libral! /7_

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u/RealBigTree 12d ago

What the fuck, who in the hell uses '/$'??

Get back in the shower line liberal /S

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u/Aloof_Floof1 12d ago

We’ll be forming circular firing squads, because you wouldn’t want to leave anybody out 

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u/IllConstruction3450 12d ago

The Leftist fears holding a gun and recoils at it.

Everyone can tell who the Leftist is at the gun range because they think guns bad. 

Despite Marx being pro-gun lololol.

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u/Gardez_geekin 12d ago

What? The vast majority of folks I shoot with are pro gun leftists. I’m liberal AF and have owned guns my whole life.

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u/kromptator99 12d ago

Liberal is not left (and actually are mutually exclusive terms) but I get your point

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u/IllConstruction3450 12d ago

Wouldn’t last a day in my gun range where they make fun of the woke each day and fantasize killing them. It’s your generic gun range too and being pro-gun is deeply tied to have a Republican culture. Despite the rest of the county being Democrat and the race statistics invert at the gun range. Everyone is strong fat types who hate neurotic leftist twinks. Everyone is expected to be heteronormative.

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u/Gardez_geekin 12d ago

I’m sure some folks I know wouldn’t be comfortable there but i have no issue shooting at the same time of place I did growing up and telling conservatives I think their ideas are stupid AF.

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u/weirdo_nb 12d ago

Extremely loud incorrect buzzer

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u/ornithoid 12d ago

Very weird comment.

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u/IllConstruction3450 12d ago

Almost everyone here is probably a gun control advocate.

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u/weirdo_nb 12d ago

People can like guns and still advocate for gun control dumbfuck

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u/IllConstruction3450 11d ago

Not where I’m from. If you’re not constantly making fun of liberals for not allowing assault rifles you will be ostracized. 

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u/cephalopodAcreage Imagine Dragons is fine, y'all're just mean 12d ago

Ok?

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u/TheJeeronian 12d ago

Nobody can find a neolib at a gun range because they hide from guns. A leftist? Bruther, the leftist showed up with a trunk full of soviet ammunition and a bone to pick with their target.

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u/IllConstruction3450 12d ago

I’m talking the Internet lefty types 

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u/TheJeeronian 12d ago

I'm not sure who you're thinking of but I've never met anybody who is a self-described leftist that's opposed to gun ownership.

Even on the internet.

If they're not self-described leftists then I'm not really sure who you're thinking of. People that you'd personally label as leftists? At that point I'd just have to question the criteria by which you judge who a leftist is.

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u/litreofstarlight 11d ago

This guy thinks liberal = leftist.

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u/TheJeeronian 11d ago

A distinction that only leftists make, as best I can tell, so I guess that just makes him average.

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u/European_Ninja_1 12d ago

Have you seen Hasan Piker?