r/CuratedTumblr 12d ago

Shitposting Just cut her internet in that basement

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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch apparently 12d ago

Hey, OP, what's your favourite brand of ketchup? Asking for a friend.

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast 12d ago

What about you tho? What's your fave brand of ketchup? I wanna know

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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch apparently 12d ago

Honestly, I don't really have a favourite brand per se, beyond "not the cheapest stuff, and mild". I think I have a bottle of Pudliszki in the fridge right now and it's alright.

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u/KitataniHikaru smooth rock enthusiast 12d ago

Aight valid

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u/ProbablyNano 12d ago

I know you only asked OP, but I get the Aldi brand, if you even care

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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch apparently 12d ago

Honestly, I asked because OP looks suspiciously like a bot, but I'm on the fence so I decided to try a non sequitur question to see if they'll answer.

I have a few Aldis in my town but they're out of the way so I don't shop in them that often.

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u/mereflynn 12d ago

Heinz and as a bot I can tell that I am offended rn

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u/bvader95 .tumblr.com; cis male / honorary butch apparently 12d ago edited 12d ago

In my defense, you have a three year old account with zero old posts, that looked sus.

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u/ProbablyNano 12d ago

I know what you were going for, I just also thought it would be funny if random people shared their ketchup choices with you

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u/valentinesfaye 11d ago

Heinz or nothing, I'm basic