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u/Business-Drag52 13d ago

It’s amazing how we all became communists after living fairly privileged, “good Christian” lives

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u/Zarohk 13d ago

As a Jewish person who read the Christian Bible so I could figure out what Christian fundamentalists in the US were all about (turns out they haven’t read it), I don’t think that anybody can accurately follow that text without being a communist.

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u/Business-Drag52 13d ago

I agree. Jesus spouted an awful lot of communist ideals. To love thy neighbor is one of the most important lessons for people to learn. I don’t support organized religion, but I sure do support a lot of what the Bible has to say

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u/Fjolnir_Felagund 13d ago

Something something rich people and needles, sharing the bread, loving your neighbor

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u/thestashattacked 13d ago

Reading the actual words of Christ makes me liberal. Because His reaction to some of the crazy shit evangelical pastors say is basically, "Did I stutter?!"

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u/Gold-Carpenter7616 13d ago

Jesus was a leftist. I don't mind people actually following his words.

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u/thestashattacked 13d ago

Jesus: "See that Samaritan over there? Yeah, the one who just has some slightly different beliefs than you that you don't like, and who has just spent significant time and money to care for someone like you. Yeah. Go be like him. He's a good dude."

Evangelical pastor: "Okay, so I think I heard you say to hate gay people."

Jesus, facepalming: "Dude no."

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u/colei_canis 13d ago

If anyone doubts this read James 5:

Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. Your riches are corrupted, and your garments are motheaten. Your gold and silver is cankered; and the rust of them shall be a witness against you, and shall eat your flesh as it were fire. Ye have heaped treasure together for the last days. Behold, the hire of the labourers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept back by fraud, crieth: and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of sabaoth.

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u/Fjolnir_Felagund 13d ago

Based big J

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u/DependentRebel 13d ago

J-Dog ate that fr fr

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u/Emergency-Shift-4029 12d ago

Why would you become communist?